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Episode 034: "Dick & Chuck are Out of Luck" How the first human sacrifices started #shorts

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A penile punisher sues webcam girls and Twitch for causing necrosis to his own purple-headed monster. Will he win or will he have to settle for a small fee.

Eric hearkens back to his college days to brag about his 8.8 ratings on hotornot.com. Jay pulls the throttle even farther on the way back machine for Star69, Atari and Jay and Eric imagine how the first human sacrifices must have come about. The academy waxes philosophical and discussed the boomer and millennial divide. Was AYSO soccer really THAT bad?

How did the first human sacrifices come about? The academy discussed some potential scenarios for how this could have come to a messy conclusion.

The natives are getting restless. Download now before we throw you into a volcano just like poor Chuck.

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