Episode Summary
Eric, with yet another ailment, ends up cutting in line due to an accidentally falsified seizure/panic attack scenario. Discussion of the time humans spend standing in, drawing in and staying in the lines. Jay swallows gasoline.
Episode Notes
Eric conveniently but unintentionally cuts in line at a local I-care due to what turns out to be neither a seizure nor a panic attack. Eric eats Cheez-Its out of a young nurse's purse like a toddler and there appears to be suspicion in the office that foul play was afoot. Discussion of the many lines humans spend time in on highways, restaurants and other places and the repercussions that result. Jay siphons gasoline out of a car as a teenager. Per usual, Jay closes out the show with brilliant wordplay.
