Detention Episode! ”The Unringable Bell: Power Slap Heavyweight Champ Damien Dibbell”

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well, uh, welcome to the Tragedy
Academy, a show created to bridge

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societal divides in a judgment
free zone using candor and humor.

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My name is Jay, got Gary here today.

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We are in studio.

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Gary, I'm going to let you introduce
your friend and, uh, we'll go from there.

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got

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the bell in the house.

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Uh, power slap.

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Um, man, it's a, it's a crazy game.

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Y'all play.

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Uh, welcome

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to the tragedy Academy.

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How you

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doing?

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Cool.

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Cool.

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I'm gonna

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put that a little awkwardly
close to your face like that.

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You

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ever had a grown man

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something like

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that at you?

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You

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might,

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might, you might get

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slapped for that.

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It's like, if somebody

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was like.

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Man,

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Man,

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Mike gets slapped for that

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worst sound to hear when a
mic's coming at you like that?

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I

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don't know if I could tell
this joke on the air, but

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why couldn't you this all this
guy used to work with those.

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He used to say, you know what?

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The last thing you wanna hear when
you're sucking Willie Nelson's dick.

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I'm not

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Willie Nelson.

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Oh, No,

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no.

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I,

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no.

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no.

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I don't even know how that,

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not really

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true.

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I don't even know how that, that, that's

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just, dunno, none of that

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None of that helped.

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Yeah.

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No, no.

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I did hypothesize

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once with some friends
what it would be like

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to smoke Willie Nelson's braid.

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This book is

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Break

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it

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real high.

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You fucking probably see God.

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Y'all might not like

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that.

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I don't know who.

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Oh,

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Keith.

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God,

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dude.

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I just aged

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like 30 years in

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one

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sentence.

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Willie Nelson's like the most
famous singer of all time.

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Willie Nelson

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is

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country snoop.

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Yeah.

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Like they're,

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they're each other's friends.

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That is a thing, country,
that makes sense.

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He was always like

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the country

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guy that

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was like,

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not racist or

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whatever, just like, he was
just cool, like, everybody

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just internationally accepted

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as like, a

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cool.

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I'm not

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convinced that you don't you have to
at least know what this guy looks like.

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Keep going,

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Gary, I'm not doing it.

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he had long, like, great
like, gray hair and like,

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two braids always now, in the bandana.

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But he just He's the

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quintessential

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dude.

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Well, DeBell's 21 years old.

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I know that I

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thought he was

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21 when I tried to put him

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on

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powerslap first time.

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Not even familiar?

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Maybe Like, the bath logs.

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I remember.

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Yeah.

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Holy

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shit,

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I'm old.

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Yeah.

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but I mean,

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he's been dead for a

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while, right?

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I think he's

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dead.

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He's dead.

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dead,

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isn't

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he?

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You heard

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it here first, if he

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is.

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Oh, he's not dead?

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Hang on.

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Now

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Now I'm scared.

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Like, we're just fucking

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perpetrating all sorts Oh, maybe

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he's not

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dead.

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Hey, I

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thought he was

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dead.

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We're not calling you up.

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Oh, he's real

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old

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man.

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Hey, I just offered to smoke his braid,

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dude.

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I

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think

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he's

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dead.

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He's 90.

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Oh, never mind.

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He's not dead.

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Yet.

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That

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do proves that you cannot
die from THC consumption

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though.

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Yeah, this probably helps in some ways.

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Um,

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but yeah,

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I mean,

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I wouldn't expect

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someone in their 20s to
really early 20s to know that.

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I mean,

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when was the last time

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you saw

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him?

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get the gist

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of it.

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Dude smoked

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a lot of weed.

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he smoked one of his braids.

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He pretty fuckin

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Yeah, he's out there

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with like

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Snoop, Cheech, and Chong,

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like the weed smoking people, like, in

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society.

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But he

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up

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there on that list.

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Oh,

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is like legendary status.

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He stands with them.

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Damn.

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Yeah, 100%.

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They would

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all say the same.

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I can't imagine that any one of
them would say that Willie wasn't

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welcome at that table of heroes.

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Yeah.

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Yeah,

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kind

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of sad,

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man.

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You're

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missing out on like
something that's really

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classic.

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It's country, obviously.

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And if it's

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not your thing, it's not

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your thing, And it's not really even mine.

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But there's something about the dude.

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that He was just so just.

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peaceful.

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It's like that old country.

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It's not like that Kenny Chesney,

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like, pop country.

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It's, but it's not also,

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it's also not like

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the real, like my dog died either.

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I know.

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It's

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hard to explain.

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Cash almost.

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Yeah.

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It's

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like, he's

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just

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no like there's legends in everything.

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Right.

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like.

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like.

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If it's hip hop, it's like a biggie or

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something.

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If it's

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classic rock, you know, Jim Morrison
or Hendrix, like country and

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like Johnny and

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Willie Nelson.

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Willie

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Nelson,

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you know, like Garth Brooks or something

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like

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like

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that

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from the

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90s.

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I don't know if you

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put them in the same band.

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No, you don't.

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Not at all.

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But I got friends

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low

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places,

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man.

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You ever see white people at
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Have

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you seen you seen that?

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They get hyped up.

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They

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get so

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hyped up.

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I'm from, I'm from
Okeechobee, Florida, dude.

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You want to see some
people lose their shit when

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they

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go,

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Oh yeah, they get

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they get so, they get crazy.

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I mean,

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my mom worked,

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uh,

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my mom ran the party center at
our church for like 35 years.

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And, uh, whenever I got in trouble,
as a kid, which was every time, uh,

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I had to watch dishes and bus tables
and shit on the weddings and we get.

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Every 100% of

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time

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that chick came on and it's
just white sweaty dudes like

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their arms around each other

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Swing back

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they

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just be singing it yeah They

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would play like three times
and then like mixing the cha

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cha slide

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and uh, it took me all night long.

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Yeah, we we will Fuck up a line
dance for white people, man, we just

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to

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do that shit.

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Give us a, give us a square
to work in, and we'll

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utilize every single piece of it, but only

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mathematically, and with no

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rhythm.

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No rhythm.

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Math, math.

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It's like,

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one,

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two,

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three,

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four, that's

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all you're

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doing.

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Yeah, that's...

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Maybe that's me.

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No, I

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was gonna say,

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I just don't even do that.

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I just two step and throw up gang signs.

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I'm

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I'm

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confused.

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Yeah.

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I like

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this guy.

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That's it, that's

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it, that's it.

300
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It's all...

301
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I like

302
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the juxtaposition in this.

303
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What what does the

304
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outfit

305
00:06:30,227 --> 00:06:31,437
look like when you're throwing gang

306
00:06:31,437 --> 00:06:32,353
signs and steps?

307
00:06:32,363 --> 00:06:32,563
Yeah,

308
00:06:32,563 --> 00:06:33,857
it's just the two steps, it's just one

309
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two.

310
00:06:34,807 --> 00:06:36,743
It's not necessarily, like,
I'm like, it ain't, I'm not

311
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Irish line

312
00:06:37,337 --> 00:06:37,767
dancing.

313
00:06:38,317 --> 00:06:42,117
You're not like, describing, like, the
quintessential minor with the guns?

314
00:06:42,447 --> 00:06:42,517
It's a lot

315
00:06:43,327 --> 00:06:43,907
less than that.

316
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You know?

317
00:06:45,237 --> 00:06:45,997
it's a lot, less

318
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up and, like, the feet don't really move

319
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that much.

320
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It's just, it's just enough.

321
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Just walk.

322
00:06:51,142 --> 00:06:52,132
Oh, you

323
00:06:52,222 --> 00:06:52,312
you

324
00:06:52,312 --> 00:06:52,462
mean

325
00:06:52,462 --> 00:06:52,702
like the

326
00:06:52,713 --> 00:06:53,433
corner of the dance floor?

327
00:06:53,433 --> 00:06:54,862
It's like mostly in the shoulders.

328
00:06:55,213 --> 00:06:56,043
Mostly in the shoulders,

329
00:06:56,073 --> 00:06:56,383
yeah.

330
00:06:56,502 --> 00:06:56,682
yeah.

331
00:06:56,682 --> 00:06:57,282
That's a look.

332
00:06:57,323 --> 00:06:57,353
dude.

333
00:06:58,343 --> 00:06:58,573
Yes.

334
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You can fuck

335
00:06:59,342 --> 00:06:59,552
that

336
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up.

337
00:07:00,292 --> 00:07:00,672
Oh, you can.

338
00:07:01,367 --> 00:07:01,967
Which is really

339
00:07:01,967 --> 00:07:02,327
funny.

340
00:07:02,723 --> 00:07:04,077
How is that possible that

341
00:07:04,077 --> 00:07:04,957
you can do

342
00:07:05,433 --> 00:07:06,553
just something simple,

343
00:07:06,563 --> 00:07:10,593
like bob your head to music and just kind
of go back and forth and you can be cool

344
00:07:10,943 --> 00:07:11,643
and uncool

345
00:07:12,813 --> 00:07:13,043
next to each

346
00:07:13,047 --> 00:07:13,197
other.

347
00:07:19,193 --> 00:07:19,363
If

348
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you

349
00:07:19,477 --> 00:07:19,757
have to

350
00:07:19,757 --> 00:07:20,977
try, it's not going to work.

351
00:07:22,243 --> 00:07:24,213
And if it just, if it just happens and you

352
00:07:24,213 --> 00:07:25,233
just, it just, you

353
00:07:25,233 --> 00:07:25,513
do it.

354
00:07:25,898 --> 00:07:26,588
You got the rhythm.

355
00:07:26,668 --> 00:07:28,627
If you're trying to have
the rhythm, you don't

356
00:07:28,627 --> 00:07:28,842
have the

357
00:07:28,852 --> 00:07:29,082
rhythm.

358
00:07:30,032 --> 00:07:30,772
Try is

359
00:07:30,782 --> 00:07:31,222
always

360
00:07:31,318 --> 00:07:31,818
problem.

361
00:07:31,848 --> 00:07:34,922
It's one of the reasons why I think
that black people have more rhythm,

362
00:07:34,922 --> 00:07:36,242
is because they're more authentic.

363
00:07:36,892 --> 00:07:37,522
I think that when you're

364
00:07:37,522 --> 00:07:38,082
authentic,

365
00:07:38,092 --> 00:07:38,432
you're not

366
00:07:38,432 --> 00:07:40,412
scared of what people think
of you and you're likely to do

367
00:07:40,412 --> 00:07:41,582
the things that more people are going to

368
00:07:41,608 --> 00:07:43,012
like and enjoy because they're

369
00:07:43,012 --> 00:07:43,372
inclined

370
00:07:43,372 --> 00:07:44,192
to do it themselves.

371
00:07:44,452 --> 00:07:44,852
I think that

372
00:07:44,852 --> 00:07:47,532
we're always just fucking always upset at

373
00:07:47,568 --> 00:07:50,662
other people having fun and
they're having fun better than us.

374
00:07:50,748 --> 00:07:52,308
Yeah, And we got to be upset about it.

375
00:07:52,308 --> 00:07:53,198
You're laughing too

376
00:07:53,212 --> 00:07:53,522
hard.

377
00:07:54,268 --> 00:07:54,458
Like,

378
00:07:54,508 --> 00:07:55,867
no, I wish that's cool for,

379
00:07:55,867 --> 00:07:57,057
I wish I was laughing that hard,

380
00:07:57,328 --> 00:07:58,938
or I didn't feel judged when I did laugh

381
00:07:59,028 --> 00:07:59,338
that hard.

382
00:07:59,627 --> 00:07:59,787
Yeah.

383
00:08:00,528 --> 00:08:00,678
Yeah.

384
00:08:01,228 --> 00:08:04,698
I'd be bad so hard, Especially
after the last event that we just

385
00:08:04,698 --> 00:08:08,307
did, I was having such a great
time Well, everyone else is like,

386
00:08:08,657 --> 00:08:09,487
huddled around,

387
00:08:09,493 --> 00:08:10,927
Talk about their fights.

388
00:08:11,253 --> 00:08:12,033
Oh, what did you think

389
00:08:12,097 --> 00:08:12,777
did here?

390
00:08:12,787 --> 00:08:13,117
Hey, how

391
00:08:13,117 --> 00:08:14,107
did my match go?

392
00:08:14,423 --> 00:08:15,823
At the end of the night, I

393
00:08:15,847 --> 00:08:17,717
just look at people and be like,
bruh, don't ask me no more questions.

394
00:08:18,033 --> 00:08:18,083
no more.

395
00:08:18,083 --> 00:08:18,843
Drop that.

396
00:08:19,603 --> 00:08:21,043
I'm trying to have a good time.

397
00:08:21,313 --> 00:08:22,303
I'm trying to get drunk.

398
00:08:22,743 --> 00:08:24,253
If you miss my fight or some shit,

399
00:08:24,443 --> 00:08:24,653
or

400
00:08:24,653 --> 00:08:25,463
you can't get rid of this

401
00:08:25,463 --> 00:08:25,863
headache.

402
00:08:26,833 --> 00:08:27,663
Or get it, get

403
00:08:27,663 --> 00:08:28,553
it, make, make

404
00:08:28,553 --> 00:08:29,347
it worse tomorrow,

405
00:08:29,357 --> 00:08:30,077
but right now.

406
00:08:30,703 --> 00:08:32,383
Uh, for the people that don't know

407
00:08:32,677 --> 00:08:33,497
about your last

408
00:08:33,517 --> 00:08:34,347
fight, uh,

409
00:08:34,923 --> 00:08:36,053
what organization are you in?

410
00:08:36,083 --> 00:08:37,073
What sport is it?

411
00:08:37,103 --> 00:08:38,603
And, you know, tell us
about the last fight.

412
00:08:39,378 --> 00:08:39,678
Uh,

413
00:08:39,828 --> 00:08:41,378
if you don't know, it's Power Slap.

414
00:08:42,288 --> 00:08:45,158
I slap people, uh, money.

415
00:08:46,958 --> 00:08:49,268
Uh, last time was pretty good, you know.

416
00:08:49,848 --> 00:08:51,018
So I was doing pretty hard.

417
00:08:51,558 --> 00:08:54,508
Throw down got a bill, you know, shit

418
00:08:54,642 --> 00:08:54,842
that.

419
00:08:55,102 --> 00:08:55,382
Your,

420
00:08:55,432 --> 00:08:56,832
your name is

421
00:08:56,882 --> 00:08:59,192
like the moniker of
all monikers for people

422
00:08:59,192 --> 00:08:59,412
getting

423
00:08:59,412 --> 00:09:00,112
hit in the head.

424
00:09:00,422 --> 00:09:02,072
Like I sat like for

425
00:09:02,112 --> 00:09:02,242
a

426
00:09:02,243 --> 00:09:03,233
solid two

427
00:09:03,233 --> 00:09:03,863
hours

428
00:09:04,133 --> 00:09:04,913
just running

429
00:09:05,123 --> 00:09:06,593
different gimmicks through my

430
00:09:06,593 --> 00:09:08,453
head that would go with the bell.

431
00:09:08,453 --> 00:09:08,783
Like you

432
00:09:08,788 --> 00:09:09,353
could come out like,

433
00:09:09,362 --> 00:09:10,222
ring my bell.

434
00:09:11,273 --> 00:09:11,563
Yeah.

435
00:09:11,602 --> 00:09:12,122
It's true.

436
00:09:12,368 --> 00:09:12,623
That's,

437
00:09:12,623 --> 00:09:13,613
I mean, and that's just.

438
00:09:14,083 --> 00:09:14,803
The beginning

439
00:09:14,812 --> 00:09:15,122
of it.

440
00:09:15,582 --> 00:09:16,762
You could be you could come

441
00:09:16,783 --> 00:09:17,623
in and dress

442
00:09:17,762 --> 00:09:19,572
are you going to be like
the bell of the ball?

443
00:09:19,832 --> 00:09:20,712
You could be you

444
00:09:20,712 --> 00:09:24,553
know, so many this is the
dinner bell Come on chow time

445
00:09:24,553 --> 00:09:25,333
all sorts of

446
00:09:25,333 --> 00:09:25,663
shit,

447
00:09:25,663 --> 00:09:27,973
man, and then I gave him your real
name and you're just like fuck that's

448
00:09:27,982 --> 00:09:28,282
whites

449
00:09:31,628 --> 00:09:31,878
Yeah.

450
00:09:31,878 --> 00:09:32,278
I love it.

451
00:09:32,848 --> 00:09:33,548
It's perfect.

452
00:09:34,088 --> 00:09:34,468
Yeah.

453
00:09:34,918 --> 00:09:35,048
They

454
00:09:35,122 --> 00:09:35,642
tried to convince

455
00:09:35,642 --> 00:09:36,092
me to change

456
00:09:36,202 --> 00:09:36,588
my name.

457
00:09:36,618 --> 00:09:37,088
or something.

458
00:09:37,088 --> 00:09:38,698
I was like, Who would convince you this?

459
00:09:39,332 --> 00:09:39,462
not?

460
00:09:39,968 --> 00:09:40,188
Some

461
00:09:40,192 --> 00:09:41,808
people just don't They
They just don't fuck with

462
00:09:41,832 --> 00:09:41,922
the

463
00:09:41,922 --> 00:09:42,152
bell.

464
00:09:42,442 --> 00:09:42,992
I don't know why.

465
00:09:43,102 --> 00:09:43,642
I mean.

466
00:09:43,678 --> 00:09:45,318
Well, I mean, we did just have a

467
00:09:45,322 --> 00:09:46,948
long conversation about how the three of

468
00:09:46,948 --> 00:09:47,148
us

469
00:09:47,148 --> 00:09:47,728
don't want the

470
00:09:47,728 --> 00:09:48,048
belt,

471
00:09:50,868 --> 00:09:51,902
but at least the belt ended.

472
00:09:52,692 --> 00:09:52,882
Yeah.

473
00:09:53,292 --> 00:09:53,302
I

474
00:09:53,378 --> 00:09:53,538
mean,

475
00:09:53,978 --> 00:09:54,688
you bring someone's belt.

476
00:09:54,702 --> 00:09:55,372
bell, it's.

477
00:09:55,932 --> 00:09:57,372
You hit him really fuckin hard.

478
00:09:57,602 --> 00:09:58,302
Exactly.

479
00:09:58,732 --> 00:09:58,801
I got

480
00:09:58,982 --> 00:09:59,002
my

481
00:09:59,002 --> 00:09:59,232
whole

482
00:09:59,258 --> 00:10:00,848
catchphrase under my Instagram.

483
00:10:00,888 --> 00:10:01,218
It's like the

484
00:10:01,242 --> 00:10:02,292
unringable bell.

485
00:10:02,718 --> 00:10:03,768
The un ringable

486
00:10:03,792 --> 00:10:04,192
bell.

487
00:10:04,272 --> 00:10:05,032
Yeah, you don't got your little

488
00:10:05,088 --> 00:10:05,378
thing in the

489
00:10:05,378 --> 00:10:05,688
middle.

490
00:10:05,798 --> 00:10:09,588
You could come in with like a
piccolo and like be dressed like

491
00:10:09,588 --> 00:10:10,232
you're in the 1800s.

492
00:10:12,902 --> 00:10:13,002
And

493
00:10:13,012 --> 00:10:13,172
be

494
00:10:13,172 --> 00:10:13,782
the Liberty

495
00:10:13,782 --> 00:10:14,112
Bell.

496
00:10:15,102 --> 00:10:16,107
Ha ha ha ha ha ha

497
00:10:16,107 --> 00:10:16,472
ha ha.

498
00:10:16,472 --> 00:10:18,382
No, it comes in with
like Benjamin Franklin.

499
00:10:19,262 --> 00:10:19,382
Like a

500
00:10:19,382 --> 00:10:19,835
powdered wig.

501
00:10:19,835 --> 00:10:20,862
Look at your powdered wig.

502
00:10:21,342 --> 00:10:21,552
Powdered

503
00:10:21,798 --> 00:10:22,088
right there.

504
00:10:23,092 --> 00:10:23,492
your wig.

505
00:10:23,933 --> 00:10:24,013
It's a

506
00:10:24,833 --> 00:10:25,343
slap powder their

507
00:10:25,352 --> 00:10:25,852
face.

508
00:10:26,383 --> 00:10:26,853
It's the Liberty

509
00:10:26,883 --> 00:10:26,973
belt.

510
00:10:26,973 --> 00:10:27,422
Oh, that's

511
00:10:27,472 --> 00:10:27,942
amazing.

512
00:10:28,192 --> 00:10:28,492
Yeah.

513
00:10:28,573 --> 00:10:28,933
Four

514
00:10:28,933 --> 00:10:29,453
score

515
00:10:29,792 --> 00:10:29,892
bam!

516
00:10:29,892 --> 00:10:29,922
Four

517
00:10:29,922 --> 00:10:29,962
score,

518
00:10:29,962 --> 00:10:31,083
16 stacks.

519
00:10:31,623 --> 00:10:32,403
and 16 slaps.

520
00:10:32,403 --> 00:10:32,423
Woo!

521
00:10:34,842 --> 00:10:35,792
Ha ha ha ha ha.

522
00:10:35,792 --> 00:10:36,392
I love that.

523
00:10:36,392 --> 00:10:36,542
I'm sorry.

524
00:10:36,842 --> 00:10:37,242
So,

525
00:10:38,532 --> 00:10:38,752
it,

526
00:10:38,903 --> 00:10:40,202
Gary had said you 21 years old.

527
00:10:40,513 --> 00:10:40,643
Yes.

528
00:10:40,832 --> 00:10:42,472
21 years old, and

529
00:10:42,972 --> 00:10:46,702
thrust into a sport that's
on every and every piece of

530
00:10:46,702 --> 00:10:49,568
social media, and not only did

531
00:10:49,568 --> 00:10:51,108
you rise to the occasion, but

532
00:10:51,252 --> 00:10:51,672
you find

533
00:10:51,672 --> 00:10:52,292
yourself in the seat

534
00:10:52,298 --> 00:10:53,082
of a coach.

535
00:10:54,618 --> 00:10:55,922
How does that feel?

536
00:10:56,312 --> 00:10:57,822
talking to people, you know,

537
00:10:57,822 --> 00:10:58,282
that are

538
00:10:58,532 --> 00:11:00,612
older than you, or like they have

539
00:11:00,612 --> 00:11:01,402
different perspectives,

540
00:11:01,402 --> 00:11:02,152
which we all do.

541
00:11:02,553 --> 00:11:04,113
You know, experience is a lens.

542
00:11:04,133 --> 00:11:04,493
It's not

543
00:11:04,532 --> 00:11:05,032
fucking

544
00:11:05,152 --> 00:11:06,223
anything more than that.

545
00:11:06,273 --> 00:11:07,612
It's what have that

546
00:11:07,612 --> 00:11:08,042
somebody else

547
00:11:08,042 --> 00:11:09,793
hasn't done or a different perspective.

548
00:11:10,223 --> 00:11:11,162
That though, there's

549
00:11:11,202 --> 00:11:15,703
got to be some odd dynamics that
come into play when someone your

550
00:11:15,703 --> 00:11:18,343
age is teaching someone else that
feels they know what they're doing,

551
00:11:18,813 --> 00:11:20,353
how to do something and how you became

552
00:11:20,353 --> 00:11:20,893
a coach.

553
00:11:21,567 --> 00:11:24,958
Uh, So for the coach part, uh, I got to

554
00:11:24,958 --> 00:11:26,077
become coach over

555
00:11:26,087 --> 00:11:27,458
the TV show because I was

556
00:11:27,518 --> 00:11:29,498
too young to participate

557
00:11:29,608 --> 00:11:29,698
in it.

558
00:11:30,228 --> 00:11:32,338
So they brought me in
as the assistant coach.

559
00:11:32,998 --> 00:11:34,818
So it kind of led me into that role.

560
00:11:34,818 --> 00:11:38,132
and Ron and me really worked together
there's a good chance that that

561
00:11:38,142 --> 00:11:38,972
you'll learn how to

562
00:11:39,228 --> 00:11:41,072
coach this new sport for new guys.

563
00:11:41,668 --> 00:11:44,972
But as far as like
everything else, like...

564
00:11:45,162 --> 00:11:48,132
how it felt and what
it was like, it's just,

565
00:11:48,843 --> 00:11:50,012
I honestly, I just took it one day

566
00:11:50,012 --> 00:11:52,082
at a time and did what I had to do.

567
00:11:52,082 --> 00:11:52,302
And

568
00:11:52,693 --> 00:11:55,123
I always try to show
respect to get respect.

569
00:11:55,952 --> 00:11:59,353
I didn't expect anyone to show me respect
just because I've been doing this longer.

570
00:11:59,623 --> 00:12:01,753
I'm the student in the
room every fucking time.

571
00:12:01,763 --> 00:12:02,263
So I...

572
00:12:03,438 --> 00:12:04,308
These, These, dudes have been doing

573
00:12:04,358 --> 00:12:04,958
other stuff,

574
00:12:05,088 --> 00:12:05,828
pro MMA,

575
00:12:05,828 --> 00:12:07,578
pro kickboxing, all this other stuff.

576
00:12:07,628 --> 00:12:09,398
They still deserve our respect.

577
00:12:09,438 --> 00:12:11,368
I'm not going to show, you know, take that

578
00:12:11,602 --> 00:12:12,322
from anybody.

579
00:12:12,342 --> 00:12:15,682
Just you show me respect, I'll
show you respect, and and we'll

580
00:12:15,682 --> 00:12:16,792
both work together to build

581
00:12:16,792 --> 00:12:17,208
this for it.

582
00:12:17,318 --> 00:12:18,242
that's what it's really about.

583
00:12:18,598 --> 00:12:23,367
Well, and you know, when you sit in a
coach's chair, your job is not to make

584
00:12:23,388 --> 00:12:24,238
people comfortable.

585
00:12:24,238 --> 00:12:27,537
It's to make them uncomfortable
because you're trying to push them

586
00:12:27,547 --> 00:12:29,787
beyond what they think they're of

587
00:12:30,067 --> 00:12:30,887
or what they don't

588
00:12:30,887 --> 00:12:31,817
believe in themselves

589
00:12:32,428 --> 00:12:32,968
to begin with.

590
00:12:33,343 --> 00:12:36,327
So the moment that you can
recognize that and just

591
00:12:37,303 --> 00:12:37,953
give them that

592
00:12:38,023 --> 00:12:41,613
extra push, that strength and
realize that, You know, it's

593
00:12:41,613 --> 00:12:43,472
not about the fact that you've

594
00:12:43,512 --> 00:12:45,222
done it for X amount of
time, or they've done

595
00:12:45,222 --> 00:12:46,292
it for X amount of time.

596
00:12:46,613 --> 00:12:48,772
Because the that you become complacent

597
00:12:48,843 --> 00:12:49,373
in your

598
00:12:49,373 --> 00:12:51,643
capabilities, that's the
moment somebody comes up and

599
00:12:51,643 --> 00:12:52,743
rings your fucking bell.

600
00:12:53,343 --> 00:12:53,703
Right?

601
00:12:53,743 --> 00:12:57,523
You can never be complacent, especially
in this kind of sport, because

602
00:12:57,863 --> 00:13:01,193
anybody can knock you out, you can be
having a bad day it doesn't matter.

603
00:13:01,823 --> 00:13:02,603
Anybody could knock him.

604
00:13:02,693 --> 00:13:03,712
Well, It's just just that kind of sport.

605
00:13:03,722 --> 00:13:04,133
Yeah, sport.

606
00:13:05,613 --> 00:13:05,883
Yeah,

607
00:13:05,883 --> 00:13:08,513
it's uh, it's it's, a crazy thing.

608
00:13:08,573 --> 00:13:09,113
And uh,

609
00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:09,712
I will admit

610
00:13:09,713 --> 00:13:12,092
that I kind fucked up and
I didn't check his age.

611
00:13:12,422 --> 00:13:14,132
And uh, he was supposed to,

612
00:13:14,762 --> 00:13:14,942
for

613
00:13:14,952 --> 00:13:17,033
those that don't this, this
Kelvin, I was the ex Yeah.

614
00:13:18,253 --> 00:13:21,893
Was the executive producer of the
show of, you know, the first season.

615
00:13:21,893 --> 00:13:22,073
and.

616
00:13:22,608 --> 00:13:24,617
You know, we tried to
get the in the world.

617
00:13:24,847 --> 00:13:28,598
So we looked at the organizations
that exist already, and

618
00:13:28,648 --> 00:13:29,708
he was the first choice.

619
00:13:29,738 --> 00:13:30,398
you one of the

620
00:13:30,508 --> 00:13:30,778
top,

621
00:13:30,808 --> 00:13:34,928
there's three guys that two and
him, we know, you know, those

622
00:13:34,928 --> 00:13:36,008
were the best guys in the

623
00:13:36,018 --> 00:13:40,158
world at the time, still are,
you know, um, but two of two

624
00:13:40,158 --> 00:13:42,857
are, yes, Um, one knocked down

625
00:13:42,927 --> 00:13:43,207
out.

626
00:13:43,612 --> 00:13:44,222
Didn't win.

627
00:13:44,682 --> 00:13:48,413
Um, yeah, uh, it's a, it's crazy.

628
00:13:48,423 --> 00:13:49,353
It's crazy sport.

629
00:13:49,373 --> 00:13:50,793
But uh, so he

630
00:13:51,052 --> 00:13:52,692
went through all of his
medicals and everything.

631
00:13:54,982 --> 00:13:56,063
And we're deep

632
00:13:56,063 --> 00:13:56,433
into it.

633
00:13:56,493 --> 00:13:56,793
They're like,

634
00:13:56,942 --> 00:13:57,702
that going to be a problem?

635
00:13:58,142 --> 00:13:59,102
He's not 21.

636
00:14:01,588 --> 00:14:01,998
Look at his

637
00:14:02,028 --> 00:14:02,548
beard.

638
00:14:02,758 --> 00:14:03,718
He's got to be 21.

639
00:14:04,008 --> 00:14:04,788
He's like, nah.

640
00:14:05,312 --> 00:14:07,408
like, Kevin, he's been
doing this for a while.

641
00:14:07,512 --> 00:14:09,098
Like, he's got a bunch of matches.

642
00:14:09,128 --> 00:14:10,488
Like, that's a grown man right there.

643
00:14:10,488 --> 00:14:11,448
They're like, nah,

644
00:14:11,452 --> 00:14:12,548
man, look at his birthday.

645
00:14:12,598 --> 00:14:12,608
I

646
00:14:12,608 --> 00:14:13,028
like that

647
00:14:13,028 --> 00:14:14,592
you can't get slapped, but you

648
00:14:14,602 --> 00:14:15,158
can go defend

649
00:14:15,298 --> 00:14:15,348
your

650
00:14:15,532 --> 00:14:16,122
country.

651
00:14:16,188 --> 00:14:16,238
yeah,

652
00:14:18,042 --> 00:14:18,212
Oh, yeah,

653
00:14:18,218 --> 00:14:18,478
you can't

654
00:14:18,478 --> 00:14:19,058
buy a beer.

655
00:14:19,518 --> 00:14:20,078
I can't buy

656
00:14:20,088 --> 00:14:20,598
a beer, but

657
00:14:20,598 --> 00:14:20,758
you can take a...

658
00:14:20,838 --> 00:14:21,158
Yeah,

659
00:14:21,392 --> 00:14:21,955
couldn't do a

660
00:14:21,992 --> 00:14:22,252
TV

661
00:14:22,258 --> 00:14:23,418
show, but I could go fight for my

662
00:14:23,418 --> 00:14:23,608
country.

663
00:14:23,668 --> 00:14:23,928
Yeah.

664
00:14:24,712 --> 00:14:26,082
So they're like, well, he just can't come.

665
00:14:26,082 --> 00:14:26,622
And I was like,

666
00:14:26,658 --> 00:14:27,838
we got to figure something out.

667
00:14:28,893 --> 00:14:29,093
That

668
00:14:29,093 --> 00:14:29,283
was

669
00:14:29,543 --> 00:14:30,802
similar to the Fighter when

670
00:14:30,802 --> 00:14:31,442
Kelvin was there.

671
00:14:31,442 --> 00:14:32,362
He was the youngest,

672
00:14:32,902 --> 00:14:34,132
um, on that season.

673
00:14:34,313 --> 00:14:37,582
Yeah, he ended up, uh, being
assistant coach because

674
00:14:37,602 --> 00:14:38,012
they wouldn't

675
00:14:38,033 --> 00:14:38,853
let him in the house,

676
00:14:38,853 --> 00:14:39,872
So like he had to kind of

677
00:14:39,893 --> 00:14:40,653
skip the

678
00:14:41,932 --> 00:14:42,622
house, which...

679
00:14:42,982 --> 00:14:43,042
Yeah,

680
00:14:43,872 --> 00:14:47,342
man, that was, It sucked so bad.

681
00:14:47,493 --> 00:14:47,663
mean,

682
00:14:48,243 --> 00:14:48,333
I

683
00:14:48,462 --> 00:14:48,502
When I

684
00:14:48,502 --> 00:14:51,043
was in the army, that's I think
about when I see those things.

685
00:14:51,072 --> 00:14:55,282
I'm like, it's just some asshole slugging
a whole bunch of alcohol, usually me,

686
00:14:55,592 --> 00:14:56,762
back then, saying

687
00:14:56,762 --> 00:14:58,982
things I shouldn't,
running around like a fool.

688
00:14:59,392 --> 00:14:59,762
Because

689
00:14:59,953 --> 00:15:02,633
let's face it, nobody
been outside, you know,

690
00:15:02,692 --> 00:15:03,502
in the real world

691
00:15:03,502 --> 00:15:03,672
yet.

692
00:15:03,702 --> 00:15:04,322
Anyway,

693
00:15:04,692 --> 00:15:04,962
like,

694
00:15:06,802 --> 00:15:07,202
yeah,

695
00:15:07,268 --> 00:15:08,398
that was, that was rough though.

696
00:15:08,398 --> 00:15:11,132
I've done 40 seasons of the
ultimate If you count all

697
00:15:11,132 --> 00:15:11,242
the

698
00:15:11,242 --> 00:15:13,052
international seasons, I've been

699
00:15:13,052 --> 00:15:14,608
there since season one,

700
00:15:15,228 --> 00:15:19,022
seen it all And that
motherfucker, that house was

701
00:15:19,032 --> 00:15:19,342
crazy.

702
00:15:19,582 --> 00:15:19,712
I

703
00:15:19,712 --> 00:15:20,162
mean,

704
00:15:20,508 --> 00:15:23,182
it was brawls day one.

705
00:15:23,697 --> 00:15:25,367
You know, I'm in the middle of like,

706
00:15:26,063 --> 00:15:27,713
stop, you know, I'm telling

707
00:15:27,787 --> 00:15:28,567
guy, you

708
00:15:28,567 --> 00:15:29,497
got to stop peeing in your

709
00:15:29,507 --> 00:15:30,077
pants.

710
00:15:30,417 --> 00:15:30,797
I'm telling a

711
00:15:30,803 --> 00:15:31,423
grown man that.

712
00:15:32,437 --> 00:15:33,057
And I'm like, if you

713
00:15:33,063 --> 00:15:35,317
keep peeing yourself, you're
going to have to go home.

714
00:15:36,887 --> 00:15:37,147
You know,

715
00:15:37,147 --> 00:15:38,257
that's on TV too.

716
00:15:38,337 --> 00:15:39,977
And then, you know, then I got the

717
00:15:39,977 --> 00:15:40,813
crazy Hawaiian

718
00:15:40,833 --> 00:15:40,963
dude.

719
00:15:40,963 --> 00:15:41,093
He's

720
00:15:41,227 --> 00:15:41,357
got

721
00:15:41,447 --> 00:15:42,757
more military, by the way.

722
00:15:43,307 --> 00:15:43,587
Yeah, oh yeah.

723
00:15:43,587 --> 00:15:43,907
I can

724
00:15:43,907 --> 00:15:44,357
see me,

725
00:15:44,763 --> 00:15:45,333
can see me

726
00:15:46,177 --> 00:15:46,287
and

727
00:15:46,287 --> 00:15:46,967
stopped drinking

728
00:15:47,157 --> 00:15:47,587
so much.

729
00:15:47,597 --> 00:15:49,277
He had to go to the hotel for night.

730
00:15:49,712 --> 00:15:53,993
Like so he didn't get himself killed or
like go through another mattress and uh,

731
00:15:54,043 --> 00:15:56,823
man, it was it was rough I mean these guys

732
00:15:57,782 --> 00:15:57,932
You

733
00:15:57,932 --> 00:15:58,102
know,

734
00:15:58,493 --> 00:15:59,323
it was all kind worst

735
00:15:59,323 --> 00:15:59,633
place to

736
00:15:59,643 --> 00:16:00,233
be yourself

737
00:16:00,262 --> 00:16:00,972
national TV.

738
00:16:01,132 --> 00:16:03,153
No, yeah, then the guy
weighed in against him I had a

739
00:16:03,582 --> 00:16:03,802
on

740
00:16:04,662 --> 00:16:05,553
Like, just a

741
00:16:05,553 --> 00:16:05,973
punctual

742
00:16:06,057 --> 00:16:06,666
of them.

743
00:16:06,666 --> 00:16:06,994
I

744
00:16:06,994 --> 00:16:07,323
remember

745
00:16:07,323 --> 00:16:07,652
that.

746
00:16:08,232 --> 00:16:08,742
I mean.

747
00:16:08,943 --> 00:16:08,973
He

748
00:16:08,973 --> 00:16:09,603
really got a

749
00:16:09,603 --> 00:16:10,233
diaper.

750
00:16:10,643 --> 00:16:11,123
Yeah, Dana's

751
00:16:11,132 --> 00:16:11,362
like, where

752
00:16:11,362 --> 00:16:12,352
the fuck did you get this?

753
00:16:12,372 --> 00:16:13,002
Like, I put it on the

754
00:16:13,002 --> 00:16:13,302
list.

755
00:16:13,642 --> 00:16:14,272
Like, oh shit.

756
00:16:14,272 --> 00:16:14,432
I put

757
00:16:14,432 --> 00:16:14,562
it

758
00:16:14,562 --> 00:16:14,942
on the

759
00:16:14,942 --> 00:16:15,342
list!

760
00:16:15,342 --> 00:16:16,142
Who's the

761
00:16:16,283 --> 00:16:16,773
asshole

762
00:16:16,953 --> 00:16:17,393
was the

763
00:16:17,393 --> 00:16:17,873
store that

764
00:16:18,012 --> 00:16:18,032
day

765
00:16:18,032 --> 00:16:18,672
for the team?

766
00:16:19,002 --> 00:16:19,302
picking

767
00:16:19,343 --> 00:16:19,703
up some

768
00:16:19,703 --> 00:16:20,513
Depends

769
00:16:20,813 --> 00:16:20,993
and

770
00:16:21,292 --> 00:16:21,782
fucking

771
00:16:21,782 --> 00:16:22,242
GNC

772
00:16:22,462 --> 00:16:22,842
shit.

773
00:16:22,842 --> 00:16:23,442
Yeah, oh yeah.

774
00:16:23,603 --> 00:16:23,753
Yeah.

775
00:16:24,593 --> 00:16:25,193
do his, like,

776
00:16:25,198 --> 00:16:26,633
weigh-ins in the diapers

777
00:16:26,633 --> 00:16:26,933
too?

778
00:16:26,952 --> 00:16:27,272
Like,

779
00:16:27,683 --> 00:16:28,133
did stripped

780
00:16:28,133 --> 00:16:28,223
out?

781
00:16:28,223 --> 00:16:28,733
Oh yeah, Yeah.

782
00:16:28,733 --> 00:16:29,693
he was just standing there in a diaper.

783
00:16:29,803 --> 00:16:31,413
Like, standing in diaper.

784
00:16:31,733 --> 00:16:32,783
He get his

785
00:16:32,788 --> 00:16:33,233
opponent.

786
00:16:33,507 --> 00:16:34,107
To like funk.

787
00:16:35,398 --> 00:16:35,668
He's

788
00:16:35,677 --> 00:16:35,957
like,

789
00:16:36,287 --> 00:16:36,607
yeah, I

790
00:16:36,607 --> 00:16:36,827
feel

791
00:16:36,908 --> 00:16:37,868
like that backfired.

792
00:16:38,067 --> 00:16:38,537
Yeah.

793
00:16:38,678 --> 00:16:39,038
Yeah.

794
00:16:39,288 --> 00:16:42,528
I don't see any situation
where I'm one up at somebody by

795
00:16:42,557 --> 00:16:43,187
where the fuck.

796
00:16:43,417 --> 00:16:43,907
Yeah.

797
00:16:43,907 --> 00:16:46,807
And like, it's not, it's not a win.

798
00:16:47,327 --> 00:16:47,397
I

799
00:16:47,477 --> 00:16:48,617
mean, you are getting in

800
00:16:48,617 --> 00:16:48,757
his

801
00:16:48,758 --> 00:16:50,048
head in a bizarre way.

802
00:16:52,217 --> 00:16:52,807
I don't know.

803
00:16:52,817 --> 00:16:53,087
Maybe

804
00:16:53,087 --> 00:16:53,457
we're wrong.

805
00:16:53,478 --> 00:16:53,588
Maybe

806
00:16:54,008 --> 00:16:54,038
this

807
00:16:54,038 --> 00:16:54,788
is genius.

808
00:16:54,837 --> 00:16:55,127
Like

809
00:16:55,858 --> 00:16:57,237
you're not supposed to mad.

810
00:16:57,237 --> 00:16:57,527
Right.

811
00:16:57,768 --> 00:17:01,278
But like this, I feel like you
pissed your opponent off, it's not

812
00:17:01,478 --> 00:17:03,927
good in this because that just No,

813
00:17:03,927 --> 00:17:05,433
this is a sport you don't year.

814
00:17:05,493 --> 00:17:05,783
Yeah,

815
00:17:05,787 --> 00:17:10,727
they're really like No, they start pulling
on like fucking generational fucking anger

816
00:17:11,007 --> 00:17:11,587
Their arms

817
00:17:11,647 --> 00:17:12,247
coming around

818
00:17:12,247 --> 00:17:13,107
at Mach 1

819
00:17:13,407 --> 00:17:14,357
And the only defense

820
00:17:14,373 --> 00:17:14,783
you have, I

821
00:17:14,833 --> 00:17:16,197
think, because I've been
thinking about this, like

822
00:17:16,517 --> 00:17:17,267
I'm genuinely

823
00:17:17,267 --> 00:17:18,647
curious because that's like the biggest

824
00:17:18,653 --> 00:17:18,963
rub.

825
00:17:18,963 --> 00:17:21,037
Everybody's like, well, fucking
you're not defending yourself,

826
00:17:21,047 --> 00:17:22,727
you're taking a hit to the head And

827
00:17:22,983 --> 00:17:24,093
you think about boxing

828
00:17:24,847 --> 00:17:25,527
and MMA

829
00:17:25,787 --> 00:17:28,947
and weight cut, you always hear about
the amount of fluid you've got in

830
00:17:28,947 --> 00:17:31,327
your head, you know, is, is definitely

831
00:17:31,328 --> 00:17:32,368
something that protects you in

832
00:17:32,368 --> 00:17:33,108
these situations.

833
00:17:33,458 --> 00:17:33,778
Do you

834
00:17:33,838 --> 00:17:36,737
guys like force hydrate before
going on this and stuff like that?

835
00:17:36,737 --> 00:17:39,108
So your brain doesn't smack
hard into the side or?

836
00:17:41,317 --> 00:17:41,617
Like, I'm

837
00:17:41,637 --> 00:17:42,287
serious.

838
00:17:42,733 --> 00:17:43,243
I mean, think

839
00:17:43,247 --> 00:17:43,917
about that one.

840
00:17:44,707 --> 00:17:46,763
I mean, what's the
worst that could happen?

841
00:17:46,763 --> 00:17:47,957
Gush gusher out the ear?

842
00:17:49,183 --> 00:17:50,563
If you get knocked out, could piss

843
00:17:50,563 --> 00:17:50,943
yourself.

844
00:17:51,683 --> 00:17:51,943
I mean,

845
00:17:51,943 --> 00:17:52,873
at that point, what else?

846
00:17:53,123 --> 00:17:53,303
You got

847
00:17:53,303 --> 00:17:53,973
knocked out.

848
00:17:55,633 --> 00:17:55,793
I feel

849
00:17:55,793 --> 00:17:56,963
like pissing yourself doesn't

850
00:17:56,963 --> 00:17:57,323
matter.

851
00:17:57,383 --> 00:17:59,043
That is a good point because,
you know, they do say

852
00:17:59,053 --> 00:17:59,193
the

853
00:17:59,203 --> 00:18:00,613
brain is the last thing to hydrate

854
00:18:00,613 --> 00:18:00,653
when

855
00:18:00,653 --> 00:18:02,987
you cut weight so that
you're more susceptible to

856
00:18:02,987 --> 00:18:03,137
being

857
00:18:03,137 --> 00:18:03,697
knocked out.

858
00:18:03,777 --> 00:18:03,927
Give

859
00:18:03,933 --> 00:18:04,393
yourself like

860
00:18:04,413 --> 00:18:06,987
six IVs saline before you go in there, all

861
00:18:06,997 --> 00:18:07,577
bloated.

862
00:18:09,192 --> 00:18:09,892
I mean, probably you can do

863
00:18:09,892 --> 00:18:10,272
that

864
00:18:10,272 --> 00:18:10,412
one.

865
00:18:11,152 --> 00:18:11,292
Yeah,

866
00:18:11,292 --> 00:18:13,152
it's technically, no IVs are allowed.

867
00:18:13,332 --> 00:18:13,602
Yeah.

868
00:18:13,713 --> 00:18:14,273
athletic condition.

869
00:18:14,273 --> 00:18:14,613
just force

870
00:18:14,613 --> 00:18:14,943
hydrate.

871
00:18:14,953 --> 00:18:15,863
Just hit yourself a whole bunch

872
00:18:15,863 --> 00:18:15,953
of

873
00:18:15,962 --> 00:18:16,362
Gatorade

874
00:18:16,362 --> 00:18:16,882
or whatever.

875
00:18:16,882 --> 00:18:18,772
Yeah, you could like butt
chug a gallon or something.

876
00:18:18,792 --> 00:18:19,162
Butt chug.

877
00:18:21,293 --> 00:18:23,073
Why does it gotta be so violent?

878
00:18:23,283 --> 00:18:23,463
Yeah,

879
00:18:23,463 --> 00:18:23,713
I mean,

880
00:18:24,502 --> 00:18:25,253
you don't drink so

881
00:18:25,253 --> 00:18:25,983
much, you know.

882
00:18:26,033 --> 00:18:26,273
it's like,

883
00:18:27,142 --> 00:18:28,278
Why is this It's normal, son?

884
00:18:28,318 --> 00:18:28,548
Well,

885
00:18:28,677 --> 00:18:29,972
then you gotta, you know, do both.

886
00:18:29,988 --> 00:18:30,832
Like, got Motley Crue

887
00:18:30,842 --> 00:18:31,282
that shit.

888
00:18:33,998 --> 00:18:34,128
shit.

889
00:18:34,128 --> 00:18:35,148
Do you, gotta...

890
00:18:35,187 --> 00:18:35,347
I feel like

891
00:18:35,687 --> 00:18:35,937
it

892
00:18:36,168 --> 00:18:38,558
I feel like it shouldn't
be watered, like, if you're

893
00:18:38,558 --> 00:18:42,077
gonna go that far, at least you
should use, like a drug or alcohol.

894
00:18:42,077 --> 00:18:42,257
Is that

895
00:18:42,257 --> 00:18:42,727
Gatorade?

896
00:18:43,717 --> 00:18:44,117
Gatorade?

897
00:18:44,327 --> 00:18:45,147
Would that sting?

898
00:18:45,487 --> 00:18:46,417
Like, is it red?

899
00:18:47,137 --> 00:18:47,557
No, I don't think the

900
00:18:47,833 --> 00:18:48,093
don't

901
00:18:48,393 --> 00:18:48,663
think the color

902
00:18:48,663 --> 00:18:49,113
matters.

903
00:18:49,923 --> 00:18:53,447
I don't like chicken wings coming
out, let alone Gatorade going in.

904
00:18:53,447 --> 00:18:53,727
Yeah,

905
00:18:53,987 --> 00:18:54,227
that's,

906
00:18:54,227 --> 00:18:54,712
best.

907
00:18:55,162 --> 00:18:56,112
That doesn't have Anything

908
00:18:56,432 --> 00:18:57,292
to do with

909
00:18:57,632 --> 00:18:57,652
it.

910
00:18:57,663 --> 00:18:57,833
do.

911
00:18:58,953 --> 00:19:01,212
I mean, I don't think the flavor
matters, but I would probably with

912
00:19:01,242 --> 00:19:01,442
that.

913
00:19:01,442 --> 00:19:01,462
It

914
00:19:01,462 --> 00:19:02,592
absolutely does.

915
00:19:02,993 --> 00:19:03,573
I argue

916
00:19:03,573 --> 00:19:03,753
that it

917
00:19:03,902 --> 00:19:06,172
does because you can taste
things through your membranes.

918
00:19:06,743 --> 00:19:07,103
You

919
00:19:07,103 --> 00:19:07,323
can't

920
00:19:07,353 --> 00:19:08,003
taste things.

921
00:19:08,022 --> 00:19:08,312
You...

922
00:19:09,363 --> 00:19:09,503
You

923
00:19:09,503 --> 00:19:11,962
ever had an IV shot, saline, put in you?

924
00:19:12,562 --> 00:19:13,752
You don't ever taste it in your mouth?

925
00:19:14,432 --> 00:19:15,708
Every time I taste it.

926
00:19:16,638 --> 00:19:17,278
No matter what you

927
00:19:17,518 --> 00:19:18,078
inject me with.

928
00:19:18,128 --> 00:19:20,798
Oh No, I don't fucking try
this, but I can only imagine.

929
00:19:21,668 --> 00:19:24,158
that it's a You can get
high as shit on opiates

930
00:19:24,158 --> 00:19:24,248
in

931
00:19:24,248 --> 00:19:24,638
the butt.

932
00:19:25,088 --> 00:19:26,467
Yeah, but you can't, you can't taste

933
00:19:26,467 --> 00:19:26,547
it.

934
00:19:26,977 --> 00:19:27,737
There's no way that...

935
00:19:28,748 --> 00:19:29,038
you can.

936
00:19:29,068 --> 00:19:29,808
Well, I mean, we

937
00:19:29,808 --> 00:19:30,628
can test this.

938
00:19:30,808 --> 00:19:31,078
Oh yeah,

939
00:19:31,078 --> 00:19:31,318
I heard

940
00:19:31,318 --> 00:19:31,888
you can dip your

941
00:19:31,908 --> 00:19:32,368
nuts in

942
00:19:32,497 --> 00:19:32,527
sauce.

943
00:19:33,427 --> 00:19:33,797
That's not a

944
00:19:33,808 --> 00:19:34,148
thing.

945
00:19:37,647 --> 00:19:38,197
I'm gonna have some saltiest

946
00:19:39,107 --> 00:19:39,407
later.

947
00:19:39,657 --> 00:19:40,137
I love the disdain of that response.

948
00:19:41,108 --> 00:19:41,258
It's

949
00:19:41,258 --> 00:19:41,808
like he was

950
00:19:41,848 --> 00:19:42,648
angry and

951
00:19:42,822 --> 00:19:43,552
believe it.

952
00:19:45,012 --> 00:19:45,912
That's not a thing.

953
00:19:45,932 --> 00:19:46,642
There's no way.

954
00:19:47,068 --> 00:19:47,898
I, I,

955
00:19:48,098 --> 00:19:48,218
I,

956
00:19:48,538 --> 00:19:49,282
I'm to bet

957
00:19:49,282 --> 00:19:50,232
money that

958
00:19:50,342 --> 00:19:50,932
if we broke

959
00:19:50,932 --> 00:19:51,302
out

960
00:19:51,308 --> 00:19:51,488
the

961
00:19:51,578 --> 00:19:52,768
original flavors

962
00:19:53,602 --> 00:19:57,202
Orange, red, yellow Fanta No,

963
00:19:58,923 --> 00:19:59,763
original Gatorade

964
00:19:59,802 --> 00:20:02,403
I said no no Sierra Mist, I said Sprite.

965
00:20:02,512 --> 00:20:02,992
we're talking

966
00:20:03,072 --> 00:20:03,962
Gatorade, not no

967
00:20:04,012 --> 00:20:04,542
Arctic

968
00:20:04,542 --> 00:20:05,742
Mist Not nothing

969
00:20:05,752 --> 00:20:06,272
blue

970
00:20:06,723 --> 00:20:07,623
on the red Gatorade.

971
00:20:08,202 --> 00:20:08,542
I don't know

972
00:20:08,562 --> 00:20:09,102
what flavor it

973
00:20:09,102 --> 00:20:09,973
is, just the red one.

974
00:20:10,362 --> 00:20:10,952
orange,

975
00:20:11,172 --> 00:20:11,322
yellow.

976
00:20:11,322 --> 00:20:11,672
Red is

977
00:20:11,682 --> 00:20:12,252
alarming.

978
00:20:12,822 --> 00:20:12,992
It

979
00:20:13,018 --> 00:20:13,193
is.

980
00:20:13,343 --> 00:20:13,913
I don't want

981
00:20:14,162 --> 00:20:14,292
You

982
00:20:14,292 --> 00:20:15,072
ever eat something

983
00:20:15,083 --> 00:20:16,342
that like red, you get red

984
00:20:16,342 --> 00:20:16,602
velvet

985
00:20:16,692 --> 00:20:16,802
candy?

986
00:20:17,123 --> 00:20:18,172
Oh yeah, I got a story I that.

987
00:20:20,133 --> 00:20:21,313
So, yeah, quick story.

988
00:20:21,562 --> 00:20:24,833
Uh, my, two of best friends,
uh, they're together, They

989
00:20:24,992 --> 00:20:25,182
a bunch

990
00:20:25,182 --> 00:20:25,793
of kids now, but

991
00:20:25,793 --> 00:20:28,263
when they're gonna have their
first kid, and baby shower,

992
00:20:28,263 --> 00:20:29,752
it was like an 80s baby shower.

993
00:20:30,232 --> 00:20:30,842
And, uh,

994
00:20:30,912 --> 00:20:31,342
I was, I

995
00:20:31,342 --> 00:20:32,492
was like flavor, flavor,

996
00:20:32,492 --> 00:20:34,872
I think I had a clock and like a tangle on

997
00:20:35,593 --> 00:20:35,873
on and shit.

998
00:20:35,873 --> 00:20:37,022
And maybe, yeah, maybe

999
00:20:37,022 --> 00:20:37,562
it was 90s.

1000
00:20:37,623 --> 00:20:38,792
I don't remember, but that's what I what I

1001
00:20:38,792 --> 00:20:39,162
was with.

1002
00:20:39,562 --> 00:20:42,133
And, uh, so, uh,

1003
00:20:42,533 --> 00:20:44,843
the next morning, you
know, it was like, parents

1004
00:20:45,202 --> 00:20:48,092
smoking weed, like all kinds of
shit, you know, it wasn't your

1005
00:20:48,102 --> 00:20:50,232
average, uh, baby shower film crew.

1006
00:20:50,762 --> 00:20:51,192
And the next

1007
00:20:51,198 --> 00:20:51,958
morning I woke

1008
00:20:51,972 --> 00:20:53,442
up and took a shit

1009
00:20:53,452 --> 00:20:54,322
and it was the reddest.

1010
00:20:54,667 --> 00:20:54,987
Like

1011
00:20:54,997 --> 00:20:55,257
it was

1012
00:20:55,268 --> 00:20:58,008
a disaster, you know, I called my mom and

1013
00:20:58,077 --> 00:21:00,247
was my mom's like I don't drink anymore

1014
00:21:00,997 --> 00:21:01,427
You know, I

1015
00:21:01,918 --> 00:21:02,188
drink

1016
00:21:02,188 --> 00:21:05,218
here and there but back in in
my day I used to get a little

1017
00:21:05,218 --> 00:21:06,397
wild, my always used to tell

1018
00:21:06,397 --> 00:21:06,957
me, you know

1019
00:21:06,957 --> 00:21:07,247
after a

1020
00:21:07,247 --> 00:21:11,017
couple times going to jail other things
that you're gonna fuck, kill Keep

1021
00:21:11,017 --> 00:21:14,238
drinking and acting like an idiot and
she'd get on my case She as she should.

1022
00:21:14,803 --> 00:21:16,103
So I called her and I was like, fuck, I

1023
00:21:16,322 --> 00:21:17,102
I think I did it.

1024
00:21:17,203 --> 00:21:18,032
Like I fucked

1025
00:21:18,032 --> 00:21:18,452
my life.

1026
00:21:18,622 --> 00:21:18,902
I did it.

1027
00:21:19,002 --> 00:21:19,742
I'm like, I'm fucked.

1028
00:21:19,742 --> 00:21:19,952
Like

1029
00:21:20,282 --> 00:21:20,622
I'm bleeding.

1030
00:21:20,932 --> 00:21:21,752
Like I

1031
00:21:21,813 --> 00:21:22,803
I, what are you talking

1032
00:21:22,807 --> 00:21:23,222
about.

1033
00:21:23,762 --> 00:21:24,842
And I'm like, it's

1034
00:21:24,842 --> 00:21:25,952
it's like so red.

1035
00:21:25,952 --> 00:21:26,132
Like

1036
00:21:26,222 --> 00:21:28,102
I, I just like, I'm I don't,

1037
00:21:28,852 --> 00:21:30,232
I was freaking out and I was, I'm

1038
00:21:30,232 --> 00:21:30,832
laughing

1039
00:21:30,832 --> 00:21:31,912
cause I've been there where

1040
00:21:31,912 --> 00:21:33,953
you look at it and you're like, no!

1041
00:21:34,693 --> 00:21:35,422
It was bad.

1042
00:21:36,122 --> 00:21:36,342
Bad.

1043
00:21:36,353 --> 00:21:36,953
Bad.

1044
00:21:36,953 --> 00:21:38,663
So my friend Jamie it's

1045
00:21:38,673 --> 00:21:39,563
John and Jamie, the

1046
00:21:39,563 --> 00:21:43,503
couple, um, my mom calls her
and, uh, they're friends.

1047
00:21:43,847 --> 00:21:47,793
And my mom calls me back and like the
three-way call me and they're laughing.

1048
00:21:47,893 --> 00:21:48,313
I'm like, you

1049
00:21:48,313 --> 00:21:48,473
listen.

1050
00:21:48,503 --> 00:21:48,953
This is

1051
00:21:48,953 --> 00:21:49,513
fucking funny?

1052
00:21:52,573 --> 00:21:53,633
Having time.

1053
00:21:53,693 --> 00:21:56,563
And she's like, well, you passed out.

1054
00:21:56,713 --> 00:21:57,953
She's like, you smoked a blunt with Cliff.

1055
00:21:58,828 --> 00:22:00,128
And then you passed out on the

1056
00:22:00,412 --> 00:22:00,702
chair by

1057
00:22:00,702 --> 00:22:00,802
the

1058
00:22:00,862 --> 00:22:02,632
pool, and then you woke up

1059
00:22:02,632 --> 00:22:02,712
at

1060
00:22:02,712 --> 00:22:03,182
like five in

1061
00:22:03,182 --> 00:22:04,012
the morning, and I was making

1062
00:22:04,012 --> 00:22:05,672
coffee, and you ran into

1063
00:22:06,198 --> 00:22:06,778
the house

1064
00:22:06,838 --> 00:22:10,068
and grabbed a whole tray of red
velvet cupcakes and went, Ha

1065
00:22:10,068 --> 00:22:10,302
Ha ha!

1066
00:22:10,302 --> 00:22:11,152
And you ran out the

1067
00:22:11,152 --> 00:22:11,552
door.

1068
00:22:11,922 --> 00:22:12,172
What the fuck?

1069
00:22:12,208 --> 00:22:12,218
Hamburglar.

1070
00:22:13,422 --> 00:22:13,632
Yeah,

1071
00:22:13,712 --> 00:22:14,242
exactly.

1072
00:22:14,752 --> 00:22:15,382
And then

1073
00:22:16,168 --> 00:22:16,278
I

1074
00:22:16,278 --> 00:22:19,598
yelled at you to give them back, and you
just started pounding them and just eating

1075
00:22:19,598 --> 00:22:21,382
them just biting me, and then you went

1076
00:22:21,382 --> 00:22:21,552
home

1077
00:22:21,558 --> 00:22:22,288
and passed out.

1078
00:22:22,643 --> 00:22:23,887
And um, you a

1079
00:22:23,887 --> 00:22:24,337
giant

1080
00:22:24,337 --> 00:22:24,967
red velvet

1081
00:22:24,967 --> 00:22:25,387
turd.

1082
00:22:25,837 --> 00:22:26,113
You don't

1083
00:22:26,407 --> 00:22:28,387
that part cause you're an
idiot and you're an asshole.

1084
00:22:28,393 --> 00:22:28,543
You're

1085
00:22:28,543 --> 00:22:31,033
drunk, stoned and uh, that's what you get?

1086
00:22:31,387 --> 00:22:31,477
I

1087
00:22:31,477 --> 00:22:32,257
like the haha.

1088
00:22:32,377 --> 00:22:32,767
Yeah.

1089
00:22:36,743 --> 00:22:37,033
Yeah.

1090
00:22:37,387 --> 00:22:38,377
Moved to a sixties

1091
00:22:38,388 --> 00:22:39,553
cartoon . Yeah.

1092
00:22:39,553 --> 00:22:39,753
Ha.

1093
00:22:40,303 --> 00:22:40,593
Yeah,

1094
00:22:41,353 --> 00:22:41,683
probably.

1095
00:22:41,683 --> 00:22:41,893
Yeah.

1096
00:22:41,898 --> 00:22:43,243
I was like, you twist

1097
00:22:43,297 --> 00:22:43,387
your

1098
00:22:43,617 --> 00:22:43,697
mustache?

1099
00:22:43,697 --> 00:22:44,177
Fictional

1100
00:22:44,257 --> 00:22:44,337
mustache

1101
00:22:45,557 --> 00:22:45,777
,
but.

1102
00:22:46,603 --> 00:22:46,963
I did not

1103
00:22:46,963 --> 00:22:49,137
taste Red but when I was
shitting those out And I don't

1104
00:22:49,137 --> 00:22:49,347
think I

1105
00:22:49,347 --> 00:22:49,887
would taste of those.

1106
00:22:49,907 --> 00:22:50,237
Yeah,

1107
00:22:50,387 --> 00:22:51,087
I'm pretty sure

1108
00:22:51,097 --> 00:22:52,337
it doesn't work that way.

1109
00:22:52,808 --> 00:22:57,148
We might have like, I hope that
the design of the human body

1110
00:22:57,188 --> 00:22:58,967
is eliminate the taste of shit.

1111
00:22:59,578 --> 00:23:02,548
Like that's the one thing
you shouldn't have Flavor.

1112
00:23:02,548 --> 00:23:02,648
Could

1113
00:23:02,718 --> 00:23:03,448
you imagine this?

1114
00:23:04,157 --> 00:23:04,307
time

1115
00:23:04,358 --> 00:23:04,468
you

1116
00:23:04,558 --> 00:23:05,028
took a shit,

1117
00:23:05,028 --> 00:23:06,408
you're like, UGH!

1118
00:23:06,408 --> 00:23:07,048
UGH!

1119
00:23:07,048 --> 00:23:08,828
It tastes like, crap.

1120
00:23:09,308 --> 00:23:10,678
How much are you willing to bet on this?

1121
00:23:10,678 --> 00:23:10,758
thing?

1122
00:23:11,268 --> 00:23:14,788
Like, get, get, what, an enema
bag, and, like, the flavor?

1123
00:23:15,048 --> 00:23:16,228
Nah, turn it into a ice cube.

1124
00:23:16,367 --> 00:23:16,667
You

1125
00:23:17,467 --> 00:23:18,157
gotta melt it

1126
00:23:18,157 --> 00:23:18,497
in there.

1127
00:23:19,377 --> 00:23:21,167
Good size ice cube, I
don't know what size.

1128
00:23:21,317 --> 00:23:21,757
Why are you

1129
00:23:22,047 --> 00:23:24,377
That's a That's long, dude!

1130
00:23:24,867 --> 00:23:26,037
Write it down for us,

1131
00:23:26,037 --> 00:23:26,237
dude!

1132
00:23:28,147 --> 00:23:28,937
Bring it down to what size!

1133
00:23:28,937 --> 00:23:29,717
I'm fucking scared!

1134
00:23:30,347 --> 00:23:30,858
Nah, bad.

1135
00:23:31,147 --> 00:23:31,177
Like,

1136
00:23:33,497 --> 00:23:36,878
you're like holding up a fucking
natural light gate in a brown paper bag.

1137
00:23:39,557 --> 00:23:39,827
Why is it

1138
00:23:39,857 --> 00:23:40,337
natural

1139
00:23:40,337 --> 00:23:40,537
light?

1140
00:23:40,537 --> 00:23:41,077
You make it

1141
00:23:41,077 --> 00:23:41,617
even whiter.

1142
00:23:43,917 --> 00:23:44,257
Like, I

1143
00:23:44,267 --> 00:23:44,297
have

1144
00:23:44,373 --> 00:23:45,643
to whitest thing I've ever sat out Like,

1145
00:23:46,907 --> 00:23:48,287
look violent, dude.

1146
00:23:48,747 --> 00:23:49,407
Like, oh,

1147
00:23:49,963 --> 00:23:50,703
not an ice cube.

1148
00:23:51,543 --> 00:23:52,683
Yeah, why, who, who eats

1149
00:23:52,917 --> 00:23:53,047
cube

1150
00:23:53,837 --> 00:23:53,897
like this?

1151
00:23:53,897 --> 00:23:54,197
You gotta

1152
00:23:54,313 --> 00:23:54,483
like this?

1153
00:23:54,503 --> 00:23:55,243
Yeah, make sure you

1154
00:23:55,277 --> 00:23:55,457
get

1155
00:23:55,487 --> 00:23:55,717
something

1156
00:23:55,737 --> 00:23:55,917
in

1157
00:23:55,923 --> 00:23:56,173
there,

1158
00:23:56,173 --> 00:23:56,403
bro.

1159
00:23:56,403 --> 00:23:56,493
You

1160
00:23:56,493 --> 00:23:56,663
gotta

1161
00:23:56,847 --> 00:23:57,527
that all in there.

1162
00:23:57,543 --> 00:23:58,093
flavor.

1163
00:23:59,087 --> 00:24:00,187
Like a fucking fudge

1164
00:24:00,217 --> 00:24:00,227
sicle?

1165
00:24:01,113 --> 00:24:01,817
Yeah, but that's like...

1166
00:24:02,793 --> 00:24:03,993
Why is it gotta be cold?

1167
00:24:04,453 --> 00:24:04,643
Oh

1168
00:24:04,643 --> 00:24:05,493
yeah, what's an ass

1169
00:24:05,503 --> 00:24:05,843
freeze

1170
00:24:05,853 --> 00:24:06,353
feel like?

1171
00:24:06,633 --> 00:24:07,363
Oh, man.

1172
00:24:07,943 --> 00:24:08,633
I, I'm...

1173
00:24:09,963 --> 00:24:12,763
You don't have taste buds in your
butthole, so how can you taste

1174
00:24:12,767 --> 00:24:12,927
something?

1175
00:24:13,773 --> 00:24:14,657
Well, you don't have taste

1176
00:24:14,883 --> 00:24:15,993
in your arm, but when they give

1177
00:24:15,993 --> 00:24:16,963
you a shot, you taste

1178
00:24:16,967 --> 00:24:17,117
it.

1179
00:24:17,417 --> 00:24:20,293
I I don't remember ever I apologize, man.

1180
00:24:20,293 --> 00:24:23,633
I've had a lot of surgeries and stupid
scans and shit, and every time they want

1181
00:24:23,633 --> 00:24:25,078
to do something like that, you taste it.

1182
00:24:25,468 --> 00:24:26,068
Immediately.

1183
00:24:26,278 --> 00:24:26,827
I remember.

1184
00:24:27,418 --> 00:24:30,528
It's like a metallic,
weird flavoring, depending

1185
00:24:30,528 --> 00:24:30,758
on what

1186
00:24:30,758 --> 00:24:31,228
it is.

1187
00:24:31,278 --> 00:24:34,167
Yeah We're gonna have to figure
out that's willing to test

1188
00:24:34,177 --> 00:24:34,537
this

1189
00:24:34,837 --> 00:24:35,137
Well, I

1190
00:24:35,137 --> 00:24:37,728
mean, you get ass tattoos for fun, And I

1191
00:24:37,728 --> 00:24:38,068
haven't got

1192
00:24:38,117 --> 00:24:38,427
yet.

1193
00:24:39,258 --> 00:24:39,617
You hear about

1194
00:24:39,617 --> 00:24:39,807
this?

1195
00:24:40,107 --> 00:24:40,347
What?

1196
00:24:40,758 --> 00:24:41,228
Oh, yeah.

1197
00:24:41,228 --> 00:24:41,938
This is a great story.

1198
00:24:42,708 --> 00:24:44,168
This is a detention episode, by the way.

1199
00:24:44,238 --> 00:24:46,723
It was, you know,
typical, like, film crew,

1200
00:24:47,087 --> 00:24:49,537
quarantine, Hot Wheels races,

1201
00:24:49,607 --> 00:24:50,367
ass tattoo kind of

1202
00:24:50,403 --> 00:24:51,033
of scenario.

1203
00:24:52,303 --> 00:24:52,693
No!

1204
00:24:53,073 --> 00:24:53,183
None

1205
00:24:53,913 --> 00:24:55,233
of those words went together.

1206
00:24:55,723 --> 00:24:55,843
Is this

1207
00:24:55,843 --> 00:24:55,943
a

1208
00:24:56,317 --> 00:24:56,497
lip?

1209
00:24:58,987 --> 00:25:00,313
I would need you to map this one out.

1210
00:25:01,097 --> 00:25:01,187
Kind of

1211
00:25:01,873 --> 00:25:02,493
Got a flow

1212
00:25:02,493 --> 00:25:03,043
chart.

1213
00:25:03,677 --> 00:25:03,887
There's

1214
00:25:03,887 --> 00:25:06,577
a show called Street Outlaws
that I worked for a long time.

1215
00:25:07,073 --> 00:25:08,097
street racing show.

1216
00:25:08,743 --> 00:25:12,913
And during quarantine, uh, they
sent a hundred of us to the

1217
00:25:12,923 --> 00:25:14,773
middle of Wyoming to film the show

1218
00:25:15,343 --> 00:25:16,073
and

1219
00:25:16,543 --> 00:25:17,513
we were in one hotel

1220
00:25:17,803 --> 00:25:19,133
and there was probably like 90 dudes,

1221
00:25:19,383 --> 00:25:21,392
10 girls, maybe less, you know, so

1222
00:25:21,422 --> 00:25:21,892
not very

1223
00:25:21,892 --> 00:25:23,013
many voices of reason

1224
00:25:23,073 --> 00:25:24,493
as the women normally are.

1225
00:25:25,172 --> 00:25:25,632
Um,

1226
00:25:26,463 --> 00:25:27,933
and on the show it's real street

1227
00:25:27,933 --> 00:25:28,213
races.

1228
00:25:28,213 --> 00:25:28,732
Unless they're taking flip

1229
00:25:28,732 --> 00:25:29,192
flops off.

1230
00:25:29,472 --> 00:25:29,812
True.

1231
00:25:30,303 --> 00:25:32,933
That's a, That's a, definitive
sign that the woman is not in

1232
00:25:32,943 --> 00:25:34,323
for any other smart things.

1233
00:25:34,843 --> 00:25:35,383
Because the flip flops

1234
00:25:35,442 --> 00:25:35,942
going into the

1235
00:25:35,942 --> 00:25:36,462
hands.

1236
00:25:37,847 --> 00:25:38,698
Oh, yeah.

1237
00:25:39,278 --> 00:25:39,967
I was gonna say gonna say when the

1238
00:25:39,967 --> 00:25:40,317
hoops started.

1239
00:25:40,328 --> 00:25:41,078
Oh, the hoops, too.

1240
00:25:41,568 --> 00:25:42,507
Hip Hip

1241
00:25:42,507 --> 00:25:42,687
hop.

1242
00:25:42,967 --> 00:25:44,708
Hip hop.

1243
00:25:44,708 --> 00:25:45,036
hip

1244
00:25:45,197 --> 00:25:45,257
hop.

1245
00:25:45,363 --> 00:25:46,017
Hip hop.

1246
00:25:46,257 --> 00:25:46,987
wearing hoops.

1247
00:25:46,987 --> 00:25:47,137
I

1248
00:25:49,408 --> 00:25:49,538
said hip hop.

1249
00:25:49,538 --> 00:25:49,578
I

1250
00:25:50,357 --> 00:25:50,557
that you

1251
00:25:50,557 --> 00:25:50,847
brought the

1252
00:25:50,847 --> 00:25:51,447
hand out.

1253
00:25:52,077 --> 00:25:52,337
Oh, yeah.

1254
00:25:52,337 --> 00:25:52,487
I had

1255
00:25:55,348 --> 00:25:55,708
hoops.

1256
00:25:56,068 --> 00:25:56,318
In high

1257
00:25:56,318 --> 00:25:58,228
school, I had, like, the
small, like, you know, 90s

1258
00:25:58,228 --> 00:25:58,398
hoops.

1259
00:25:58,398 --> 00:25:58,608
Like, the

1260
00:25:58,627 --> 00:25:58,927
Beverly

1261
00:25:58,927 --> 00:25:59,797
Hills 90210.

1262
00:25:59,857 --> 00:26:00,457
I had a couple

1263
00:26:00,457 --> 00:26:00,837
hoops.

1264
00:26:01,768 --> 00:26:02,338
Yeah, I had the

1265
00:26:03,198 --> 00:26:03,738
diamonds.

1266
00:26:04,198 --> 00:26:05,758
Oh no, you had the same knobs.

1267
00:26:05,908 --> 00:26:06,578
I, had the

1268
00:26:06,607 --> 00:26:06,887
the diamond.

1269
00:26:07,127 --> 00:26:10,447
I had, I had the big fake
xons from Piercing pagoda.

1270
00:26:10,452 --> 00:26:10,687
Okay.

1271
00:26:10,687 --> 00:26:10,887
So

1272
00:26:11,397 --> 00:26:12,767
Pearson Pagoda.

1273
00:26:13,087 --> 00:26:13,367
I think

1274
00:26:13,398 --> 00:26:14,678
that's where I got my first earring.

1275
00:26:14,728 --> 00:26:14,988
Yeah.

1276
00:26:15,108 --> 00:26:15,838
In the mall.

1277
00:26:16,278 --> 00:26:16,368
.
Yeah.

1278
00:26:16,848 --> 00:26:16,988
where

1279
00:26:16,988 --> 00:26:17,588
else did you get it?

1280
00:26:17,628 --> 00:26:19,278
There used to be malls, like in Cleveland.

1281
00:26:19,278 --> 00:26:20,308
Now there is no

1282
00:26:20,317 --> 00:26:21,367
malls, but when I was

1283
00:26:21,367 --> 00:26:21,967
a kid, there was

1284
00:26:21,967 --> 00:26:23,227
malls skinny.

1285
00:26:23,907 --> 00:26:24,147
Yeah.

1286
00:26:24,208 --> 00:26:24,958
Back in school.

1287
00:26:26,668 --> 00:26:26,998
Oh, the

1288
00:26:27,008 --> 00:26:27,658
second one was that

1289
00:26:27,658 --> 00:26:27,728
way.

1290
00:26:27,728 --> 00:26:28,338
it was an Army?

1291
00:26:28,348 --> 00:26:29,318
This dude's zillage.

1292
00:26:29,588 --> 00:26:29,978
He used to work

1293
00:26:29,982 --> 00:26:30,708
at like a,

1294
00:26:31,338 --> 00:26:33,332
he worked at like Pearson
place, or at least he told me.

1295
00:26:33,332 --> 00:26:34,428
He believed anything back
then, then, there was

1296
00:26:36,072 --> 00:26:36,492
there was no Google.

1297
00:26:36,492 --> 00:26:37,502
Google!

1298
00:26:37,502 --> 00:26:37,592
I

1299
00:26:37,998 --> 00:26:38,368
no Google.

1300
00:26:38,608 --> 00:26:39,008
I remember he

1301
00:26:39,008 --> 00:26:40,108
busted out an ice cube

1302
00:26:40,108 --> 00:26:40,788
and a potato and

1303
00:26:40,842 --> 00:26:41,172
needle.

1304
00:26:42,178 --> 00:26:43,248
And I was like, all right.

1305
00:26:44,032 --> 00:26:44,452
What's a potato?

1306
00:26:44,492 --> 00:26:47,042
I guess to give it a
backing to hit into, so

1307
00:26:47,042 --> 00:26:48,952
you're not like poking
sideways or something.

1308
00:26:49,262 --> 00:26:49,332
I?

1309
00:26:49,332 --> 00:26:49,822
don't know.

1310
00:26:49,952 --> 00:26:50,292
Oh, so cause I

1311
00:26:50,293 --> 00:26:52,993
cause I was drunk, so it's not
like I was in my right mind.

1312
00:26:52,993 --> 00:26:55,573
I was letting a dude that looked
like he was in punk hardcore

1313
00:26:55,573 --> 00:26:56,863
cram a needle through my ear.

1314
00:26:57,193 --> 00:26:59,803
All decisions were fucking insane at that

1315
00:26:59,803 --> 00:27:00,103
point.

1316
00:27:00,343 --> 00:27:00,673
Fair enough.

1317
00:27:01,313 --> 00:27:01,823
Yeah,

1318
00:27:02,692 --> 00:27:03,392
nah, I wouldn't,

1319
00:27:03,442 --> 00:27:03,702
well,

1320
00:27:03,732 --> 00:27:04,452
I, I, at any

1321
00:27:05,313 --> 00:27:07,713
Everybody would do something stupid
like that in the right moment.

1322
00:27:07,743 --> 00:27:08,373
Yeah, we just didn't.

1323
00:27:08,373 --> 00:27:10,473
Put a girl in the room and
he'll do anything at that age.

1324
00:27:10,473 --> 00:27:10,953
Yeah.

1325
00:27:11,532 --> 00:27:12,393
was, went to the mall and

1326
00:27:12,393 --> 00:27:13,902
it is, it was like 12 bucks.

1327
00:27:14,042 --> 00:27:15,433
And you got this little shitty earring.

1328
00:27:15,643 --> 00:27:15,983
Yeah.

1329
00:27:17,382 --> 00:27:18,792
Yeah, I haven't had a piercing.

1330
00:27:18,852 --> 00:27:19,012
They

1331
00:27:19,482 --> 00:27:20,522
haven't done anything
for me, I can tell you

1332
00:27:20,683 --> 00:27:21,393
haven't had a

1333
00:27:24,002 --> 00:27:24,442
You think so?

1334
00:27:26,663 --> 00:27:26,793
Pearson.

1335
00:27:27,033 --> 00:27:27,313
They

1336
00:27:28,052 --> 00:27:28,342
so.

1337
00:27:28,342 --> 00:27:30,052
I You are like

1338
00:27:30,273 --> 00:27:30,963
haven't done anything for

1339
00:27:31,022 --> 00:27:31,222
dude.

1340
00:27:31,542 --> 00:27:32,492
You're super chill.

1341
00:27:33,572 --> 00:27:33,682
I

1342
00:27:33,883 --> 00:27:34,513
tell You that.

1343
00:27:34,513 --> 00:27:35,143
you think so?

1344
00:27:35,143 --> 00:27:37,403
I think so.

1345
00:27:37,403 --> 00:27:40,633
I just have the angry guy
is compensating for fear.

1346
00:27:41,772 --> 00:27:43,972
If you've got to hype yourself
and fucking like smack

1347
00:27:43,972 --> 00:27:46,393
yourself in in the face and do all
that shit, then you're not there.

1348
00:27:46,662 --> 00:27:47,533
You're not, you're

1349
00:27:47,533 --> 00:27:49,092
you're at a deficit.

1350
00:27:49,092 --> 00:27:49,122
And

1351
00:27:49,153 --> 00:27:50,282
And guy looking across you,

1352
00:27:50,282 --> 00:27:50,533
if he's

1353
00:27:50,533 --> 00:27:50,953
like picking,

1354
00:27:52,242 --> 00:27:52,842
Oh yeah, before you

1355
00:27:53,363 --> 00:27:55,723
I craziest looking guy, you
get slapped, You fucking

1356
00:27:55,762 --> 00:27:56,972
like, no, I should do

1357
00:27:56,972 --> 00:27:57,132
that

1358
00:27:57,222 --> 00:27:57,282
to

1359
00:27:57,283 --> 00:27:57,823
somebody.

1360
00:27:58,282 --> 00:27:59,702
You should check,

1361
00:27:59,702 --> 00:28:00,062
check

1362
00:28:00,073 --> 00:28:00,363
text,

1363
00:28:02,173 --> 00:28:02,503
hold your

1364
00:28:02,603 --> 00:28:02,843
camera.

1365
00:28:03,073 --> 00:28:05,263
Like, Alright, smile at the

1366
00:28:05,263 --> 00:28:05,653
camera.

1367
00:28:05,653 --> 00:28:05,713
Yeah.

1368
00:28:05,983 --> 00:28:06,343
It's a,

1369
00:28:06,823 --> 00:28:07,063
It's a,

1370
00:28:07,063 --> 00:28:08,677
crazy that you can actually do that.

1371
00:28:09,417 --> 00:28:09,637
Oh,

1372
00:28:10,463 --> 00:28:11,703
I mean, he's got 30 seconds to do it.

1373
00:28:11,703 --> 00:28:14,813
I really think Power Slap is
missing the mark without gimmicking

1374
00:28:15,153 --> 00:28:16,423
a bit and allowing people to

1375
00:28:16,447 --> 00:28:17,417
be themselves walking

1376
00:28:17,433 --> 00:28:17,670
in.

1377
00:28:18,048 --> 00:28:20,528
Yeah, no, I really

1378
00:28:20,777 --> 00:28:22,478
them to start adding that, that's great.

1379
00:28:22,518 --> 00:28:22,858
Cam

1380
00:28:22,868 --> 00:28:23,338
Awesome

1381
00:28:23,647 --> 00:28:23,887
brought

1382
00:28:23,887 --> 00:28:25,117
up some great points about that.

1383
00:28:25,137 --> 00:28:26,257
He's Olympic boxer

1384
00:28:26,638 --> 00:28:30,458
when he was on and his dream was to just

1385
00:28:30,727 --> 00:28:31,687
a ring announcer.

1386
00:28:31,707 --> 00:28:33,927
He would go into his
boxing matches wearing like

1387
00:28:33,957 --> 00:28:36,118
tutus shit and jumping

1388
00:28:36,137 --> 00:28:36,177
around.

1389
00:28:37,947 --> 00:28:38,497
Yeah.

1390
00:28:38,567 --> 00:28:39,317
Oh, that's great.

1391
00:28:39,398 --> 00:28:40,118
Trying to do with

1392
00:28:40,137 --> 00:28:40,687
dreads.

1393
00:28:42,078 --> 00:28:43,408
That's, that's the meetings.

1394
00:28:43,588 --> 00:28:43,948
You know,

1395
00:28:44,878 --> 00:28:46,108
I bet he hunts Pokemon.

1396
00:28:46,188 --> 00:28:47,138
I would not be surprised.

1397
00:28:47,148 --> 00:28:47,628
Yeah, probably.

1398
00:28:48,193 --> 00:28:49,453
We need to get on the same team.

1399
00:28:49,462 --> 00:28:49,492
team.

1400
00:28:49,612 --> 00:28:50,212
I got a lupia,

1401
00:28:50,592 --> 00:28:50,982
I could trade

1402
00:28:50,992 --> 00:28:51,232
him.

1403
00:28:51,272 --> 00:28:52,622
That's not words I understand.

1404
00:28:52,792 --> 00:28:52,892
Did

1405
00:28:52,892 --> 00:28:53,292
you say a

1406
00:28:53,292 --> 00:28:53,622
what?

1407
00:28:54,562 --> 00:28:54,912
A lupia?

1408
00:28:55,363 --> 00:28:56,263
Isn't that like when you spit?

1409
00:28:56,473 --> 00:28:58,222
Yeah, that's like what I
used to do to my brother.

1410
00:28:58,232 --> 00:28:58,442
Like,

1411
00:28:59,762 --> 00:29:00,172
sucking it back

1412
00:29:00,183 --> 00:29:01,537
up over him.

1413
00:29:01,537 --> 00:29:02,410
You

1414
00:29:02,410 --> 00:29:03,743
ever do that?

1415
00:29:03,743 --> 00:29:04,553
The, the stringer?

1416
00:29:04,902 --> 00:29:05,972
Where you hold somebody down and

1417
00:29:05,973 --> 00:29:06,873
you like spit and

1418
00:29:06,873 --> 00:29:07,593
suck it back up.

1419
00:29:07,612 --> 00:29:07,932
Spit,

1420
00:29:08,592 --> 00:29:08,797
suck it back up.

1421
00:29:08,958 --> 00:29:09,528
do it just

1422
00:29:09,788 --> 00:29:10,577
hit you Just hit him

1423
00:29:10,577 --> 00:29:10,837
right

1424
00:29:10,848 --> 00:29:12,138
square in the eye, no torture?

1425
00:29:12,938 --> 00:29:14,298
Yeah, that's a good shot.

1426
00:29:14,668 --> 00:29:16,077
Yeah, see, I feel like that's...

1427
00:29:16,428 --> 00:29:18,037
Why is it more disrespectful just

1428
00:29:18,047 --> 00:29:18,907
take it once?

1429
00:29:20,537 --> 00:29:21,007
I don't know.

1430
00:29:21,308 --> 00:29:25,028
I feel like the bully is like a situation,
but the guy that walks up and just

1431
00:29:25,038 --> 00:29:27,218
plants one right in your left eye,

1432
00:29:27,988 --> 00:29:28,368
that's

1433
00:29:28,908 --> 00:29:30,107
that's old.

1434
00:29:30,117 --> 00:29:32,617
I mean, I don't know, I've never actually

1435
00:29:32,617 --> 00:29:34,087
seen a real life bully.

1436
00:29:34,107 --> 00:29:35,177
Like you haven't.

1437
00:29:35,647 --> 00:29:36,387
Oh, I've

1438
00:29:36,387 --> 00:29:37,217
never had.

1439
00:29:37,428 --> 00:29:39,078
Well, I'll tell you what's funny.

1440
00:29:39,078 --> 00:29:40,537
We have my buddy coming

1441
00:29:40,537 --> 00:29:41,417
on later today,

1442
00:29:41,548 --> 00:29:43,288
and we were talking about yesterday, and

1443
00:29:43,288 --> 00:29:43,368
he

1444
00:29:43,368 --> 00:29:46,988
bullied this kid so bad that he moved from
Florida when they were like fourth grade.

1445
00:29:47,008 --> 00:29:47,627
And I found

1446
00:29:47,637 --> 00:29:48,187
the kid.

1447
00:29:48,587 --> 00:29:49,007
I found

1448
00:29:49,007 --> 00:29:49,267
the guy.

1449
00:29:49,267 --> 00:29:50,107
He lives in Missouri now,

1450
00:29:50,107 --> 00:29:50,357
and we're going

1451
00:29:50,357 --> 00:29:51,678
to call him, and he's going

1452
00:29:51,678 --> 00:29:52,488
to apologize.

1453
00:29:53,238 --> 00:29:53,368
That's

1454
00:29:53,588 --> 00:29:54,068
cool.

1455
00:29:54,077 --> 00:29:54,567
That's

1456
00:29:54,567 --> 00:29:55,057
awesome.

1457
00:29:55,068 --> 00:29:55,318
That's

1458
00:29:55,318 --> 00:29:55,668
awesome.

1459
00:29:55,668 --> 00:29:55,678
That's

1460
00:29:55,678 --> 00:29:55,688
awesome.

1461
00:29:55,688 --> 00:29:56,008
I like that.

1462
00:29:56,258 --> 00:29:56,818
That's pretty fun.

1463
00:29:56,838 --> 00:29:57,697
He punched in the nose

1464
00:29:57,698 --> 00:29:58,088
one time.

1465
00:29:58,088 --> 00:30:00,797
Broke nose, kid never came back
to school, and I found the guy.

1466
00:30:01,063 --> 00:30:01,807
And name's Gary.

1467
00:30:01,807 --> 00:30:03,017
That's the reason that he

1468
00:30:03,257 --> 00:30:03,937
brought it up.

1469
00:30:04,373 --> 00:30:06,737
So I only ever knew one and
I punched him in the nose and

1470
00:30:06,737 --> 00:30:06,867
then

1471
00:30:06,877 --> 00:30:07,517
he disappeared.

1472
00:30:07,807 --> 00:30:08,327
And today

1473
00:30:08,327 --> 00:30:08,357
he's

1474
00:30:08,613 --> 00:30:08,643
he's

1475
00:30:08,693 --> 00:30:10,233
coming and this is Gary.

1476
00:30:10,313 --> 00:30:10,583
Yep.

1477
00:30:10,713 --> 00:30:11,083
So.

1478
00:30:11,253 --> 00:30:13,083
You should apologize to Gary Lifetime.

1479
00:30:16,793 --> 00:30:16,953
Right?

1480
00:30:17,362 --> 00:30:17,912
Oh, back

1481
00:30:18,142 --> 00:30:19,272
to the ASTAT story

1482
00:30:19,272 --> 00:30:20,423
before I forget.

1483
00:30:20,973 --> 00:30:21,233
Scott.

1484
00:30:21,772 --> 00:30:24,193
So, it's street outlaws.

1485
00:30:24,223 --> 00:30:24,923
They're real street

1486
00:30:24,923 --> 00:30:25,753
races, but on a,

1487
00:30:25,883 --> 00:30:27,233
uh, controlled environment.

1488
00:30:27,423 --> 00:30:30,032
Shut the road down, and
again, Tens thousands

1489
00:30:30,032 --> 00:30:30,472
of dollars.

1490
00:30:30,532 --> 00:30:31,513
And we watch

1491
00:30:31,602 --> 00:30:32,162
every day.

1492
00:30:32,353 --> 00:30:34,233
I like to gamble, but we got to film it.

1493
00:30:34,253 --> 00:30:35,192
We're allowed to gamble.

1494
00:30:35,953 --> 00:30:37,243
And, uh, so we're

1495
00:30:37,243 --> 00:30:39,453
like, fuck, we're gonna be
stuck in this town in Wyoming

1496
00:30:39,563 --> 00:30:40,563
for months.

1497
00:30:40,603 --> 00:30:41,782
Like, two three months.

1498
00:30:42,422 --> 00:30:43,132
And, uh,

1499
00:30:43,192 --> 00:30:44,452
it sucked, but it was either that

1500
00:30:44,452 --> 00:30:45,332
or just don't get paid

1501
00:30:45,342 --> 00:30:46,002
because everything else

1502
00:30:46,012 --> 00:30:46,472
was shut down.

1503
00:30:47,197 --> 00:30:51,693
Um, so one of the guys, uh, came
up with the idea to build a,

1504
00:30:51,883 --> 00:30:53,023
um, Hot Wheels track

1505
00:30:53,033 --> 00:30:57,283
in the back of the hotel,
like big, like long

1506
00:30:57,303 --> 00:30:57,623
track.

1507
00:30:57,923 --> 00:30:58,193
Because

1508
00:30:58,193 --> 00:30:58,513
that's

1509
00:30:58,537 --> 00:30:58,767
what

1510
00:30:58,767 --> 00:30:58,987
normal

1511
00:30:59,227 --> 00:30:59,457
people do.

1512
00:30:59,677 --> 00:31:00,117
So

1513
00:31:01,153 --> 00:31:04,433
we decided to, you know,
there's nothing else to do.

1514
00:31:04,443 --> 00:31:06,283
The bars and restaurants
were closed in the town.

1515
00:31:06,283 --> 00:31:08,117
We just literally had
this hotel and was it.

1516
00:31:08,713 --> 00:31:08,963
And,

1517
00:31:08,987 --> 00:31:09,437
um,

1518
00:31:10,163 --> 00:31:12,633
so this is great because
of the guests that's

1519
00:31:12,917 --> 00:31:13,037
out

1520
00:31:13,037 --> 00:31:13,593
next too.

1521
00:31:13,683 --> 00:31:15,103
I'm just going to be a good, All right.

1522
00:31:15,113 --> 00:31:16,408
It's a great, so,

1523
00:31:17,067 --> 00:31:17,557
so,

1524
00:31:17,717 --> 00:31:18,177
uh, his name

1525
00:31:18,177 --> 00:31:18,297
is Ty.

1526
00:31:18,758 --> 00:31:19,598
So we started

1527
00:31:19,632 --> 00:31:20,928
gambling and like I

1528
00:31:20,928 --> 00:31:21,728
called engineers

1529
00:31:21,742 --> 00:31:21,932
from

1530
00:31:21,932 --> 00:31:22,252
Mattel.

1531
00:31:22,993 --> 00:31:24,373
Like we did research.

1532
00:31:24,393 --> 00:31:24,583
We were

1533
00:31:24,847 --> 00:31:25,267
cars on

1534
00:31:25,293 --> 00:31:25,793
eBay.

1535
00:31:25,823 --> 00:31:26,753
We bought every car.

1536
00:31:26,793 --> 00:31:27,387
I this is like

1537
00:31:27,683 --> 00:31:31,413
thousands of dollars getting
bent and we just like, and, uh,

1538
00:31:32,537 --> 00:31:32,867
we bought

1539
00:31:32,907 --> 00:31:33,357
every

1540
00:31:33,387 --> 00:31:34,017
car, like

1541
00:31:34,617 --> 00:31:35,027
killing it.

1542
00:31:35,227 --> 00:31:35,497
So

1543
00:31:35,517 --> 00:31:36,507
I had Black Jesus was

1544
00:31:36,507 --> 00:31:36,897
my car.

1545
00:31:37,217 --> 00:31:37,967
Never lost.

1546
00:31:38,523 --> 00:31:40,617
Uh, the Everlast song Black Jesus came

1547
00:31:40,647 --> 00:31:42,813
on while we were driving back from,

1548
00:31:42,813 --> 00:31:43,023
uh,

1549
00:31:43,033 --> 00:31:45,363
Walmart and, uh,

1550
00:31:45,722 --> 00:31:46,532
The girl from the

1551
00:31:46,538 --> 00:31:47,828
south was like, you got name

1552
00:31:47,828 --> 00:31:48,158
that car.

1553
00:31:48,158 --> 00:31:49,088
like Jesus now.

1554
00:31:49,298 --> 00:31:50,282
And she in that like

1555
00:31:50,438 --> 00:31:51,608
southern accident.

1556
00:31:52,058 --> 00:31:52,448
And I was

1557
00:31:52,448 --> 00:31:52,868
like, ok.

1558
00:31:52,892 --> 00:31:53,642
It's like Jesus.

1559
00:31:53,642 --> 00:31:53,792
I'm

1560
00:31:53,803 --> 00:31:54,038
like,

1561
00:31:54,128 --> 00:31:56,438
you're black and you're Southern Baptist.

1562
00:31:56,617 --> 00:31:57,962
can gimme permission to call it back.

1563
00:31:58,742 --> 00:31:58,772
He

1564
00:31:58,778 --> 00:31:58,988
got

1565
00:31:58,988 --> 00:31:59,558
vouched for

1566
00:32:01,232 --> 00:32:01,682
permission.

1567
00:32:03,398 --> 00:32:03,878
I have my

1568
00:32:03,883 --> 00:32:04,328
card.

1569
00:32:04,718 --> 00:32:04,988
What?

1570
00:32:04,988 --> 00:32:05,978
Black Jesus.

1571
00:32:06,008 --> 00:32:06,248
Yep.

1572
00:32:06,248 --> 00:32:06,458
So

1573
00:32:07,022 --> 00:32:07,382
it's black.

1574
00:32:07,382 --> 00:32:07,662
Jesus.

1575
00:32:07,938 --> 00:32:08,558
So I won

1576
00:32:08,582 --> 00:32:09,422
everything.

1577
00:32:09,942 --> 00:32:10,662
Never lost

1578
00:32:10,662 --> 00:32:10,663
what?

1579
00:32:10,668 --> 00:32:10,742
Black

1580
00:32:10,742 --> 00:32:10,862
Jesus.

1581
00:32:10,918 --> 00:32:11,158
Yeah.

1582
00:32:11,288 --> 00:32:11,638
Weeks.

1583
00:32:11,728 --> 00:32:12,238
Black Jesus.

1584
00:32:12,328 --> 00:32:12,478
Yeah.

1585
00:32:12,658 --> 00:32:13,572
Weeks and weeks and weeks

1586
00:32:13,572 --> 00:32:13,722
of this.

1587
00:32:14,438 --> 00:32:18,298
original I was uh, maybe 17, 1800
bucks, maybe more, um, you saying so?

1588
00:32:18,298 --> 00:32:19,108
and I lost money,

1589
00:32:19,228 --> 00:32:19,828
like gambling on

1590
00:32:20,032 --> 00:32:21,052
people, but never lost on

1591
00:32:21,052 --> 00:32:21,448
that one.

1592
00:32:21,478 --> 00:32:21,718
So

1593
00:32:21,718 --> 00:32:22,918
we get to the finals.

1594
00:32:22,948 --> 00:32:25,638
It's like almost, you
know, shows almost over.

1595
00:32:26,172 --> 00:32:26,552
So

1596
00:32:26,568 --> 00:32:27,498
everybody's out there.

1597
00:32:27,503 --> 00:32:28,382
The whole crew, all girls

1598
00:32:28,382 --> 00:32:28,632
thought we

1599
00:32:28,632 --> 00:32:29,552
were so stupid.

1600
00:32:29,562 --> 00:32:30,552
And then they'd play like one

1601
00:32:30,552 --> 00:32:32,398
time and then they got hooked
and they're like costume.

1602
00:32:32,398 --> 00:32:33,048
It's like impressing

1603
00:32:33,048 --> 00:32:34,068
somebody with hot wings.

1604
00:32:34,128 --> 00:32:34,368
Yeah.

1605
00:32:34,398 --> 00:32:34,668
Watch.

1606
00:32:35,358 --> 00:32:36,262
It was lot of fun.

1607
00:32:36,412 --> 00:32:37,738
And uh, You

1608
00:32:37,738 --> 00:32:39,127
know, especially because
there's nothing else.

1609
00:32:39,897 --> 00:32:41,287
And, uh, so,

1610
00:32:41,978 --> 00:32:44,048
we're going, it's like a
big tournament at the end.

1611
00:32:44,148 --> 00:32:44,458
And I'm

1612
00:32:44,507 --> 00:32:45,537
just smoking everybody.

1613
00:32:45,807 --> 00:32:47,478
It's a this big tournament.

1614
00:32:47,528 --> 00:32:48,548
And I'm going to, show you some video.

1615
00:32:49,368 --> 00:32:51,158
I'm smoking everybody,
and there's a sound guy

1616
00:32:51,162 --> 00:32:51,992
named Scotty,

1617
00:32:52,082 --> 00:32:52,552
and he pulls

1618
00:32:52,552 --> 00:32:55,918
out this, Cop car a
French fucking cop car.

1619
00:32:55,932 --> 00:32:57,218
Oh man, the worst.

1620
00:32:57,218 --> 00:32:57,548
Yeah,

1621
00:32:57,618 --> 00:32:57,818
and

1622
00:32:57,938 --> 00:32:58,208
Like,

1623
00:32:58,298 --> 00:32:59,878
it has an accent on the siren

1624
00:32:59,902 --> 00:33:02,058
that's not It's got that stupid

1625
00:33:06,512 --> 00:33:06,892
Yeah

1626
00:33:07,598 --> 00:33:10,748
there's no way that thing's gonna
win So he's like pretty tatted up and

1627
00:33:10,748 --> 00:33:12,088
now I got a couple chances not a lot

1628
00:33:12,808 --> 00:33:16,418
and uh, he's like let's
bet 700 and then the

1629
00:33:16,432 --> 00:33:17,132
loser's gotta get

1630
00:33:17,132 --> 00:33:18,082
the winner's tattoo on their

1631
00:33:18,152 --> 00:33:18,392
ass.

1632
00:33:18,402 --> 00:33:19,802
I guess let's do it.

1633
00:33:20,022 --> 00:33:21,958
I got fucking smoked By the cops.

1634
00:33:22,018 --> 00:33:22,308
Black Jesus

1635
00:33:23,248 --> 00:33:24,932
gets taken out by the fucking

1636
00:33:24,932 --> 00:33:25,432
police.

1637
00:33:25,528 --> 00:33:25,618
Guys!

1638
00:33:25,618 --> 00:33:27,538
That's the irony!

1639
00:33:28,688 --> 00:33:29,308
And French

1640
00:33:29,338 --> 00:33:29,818
cops.

1641
00:33:29,818 --> 00:33:31,608
like, Yeah, the worst.

1642
00:33:31,768 --> 00:33:31,848
I feel like

1643
00:33:32,208 --> 00:33:33,118
they're hitting you with a baguette.

1644
00:33:33,118 --> 00:33:33,328
Yeah,

1645
00:33:33,362 --> 00:33:34,072
Yeah, they need to have

1646
00:33:34,072 --> 00:33:34,302
guns.

1647
00:33:34,308 --> 00:33:37,152
This is the number one French podcast.

1648
00:33:37,152 --> 00:33:37,888
We love all French people.

1649
00:33:38,178 --> 00:33:40,157
Yeah, so I still have to get that

1650
00:33:40,197 --> 00:33:40,847
tattoo.

1651
00:33:42,698 --> 00:33:42,818
I

1652
00:33:42,818 --> 00:33:46,767
prepaid this, uh, porn star tattoo
artist in Cleveland to give it, I

1653
00:33:46,767 --> 00:33:47,917
mean in Vegas to give it

1654
00:33:47,917 --> 00:33:48,287
to me.

1655
00:33:48,377 --> 00:33:49,768
And, uh, art schedules have

1656
00:33:49,768 --> 00:33:50,538
not lined up since.

1657
00:33:51,868 --> 00:33:52,278
Uh huh.

1658
00:33:52,428 --> 00:33:52,718
Conveniently

1659
00:33:53,357 --> 00:33:53,687
lined up.

1660
00:33:53,687 --> 00:33:53,717
He's

1661
00:33:54,278 --> 00:33:55,878
gotta get not just a cop car

1662
00:33:55,878 --> 00:33:56,138
in his

1663
00:33:56,138 --> 00:33:57,228
ass, but a French car.

1664
00:33:57,288 --> 00:33:57,838
Yeah.

1665
00:33:59,337 --> 00:33:59,597
Yeah.

1666
00:34:00,037 --> 00:34:00,497
This shit

1667
00:34:00,528 --> 00:34:01,618
said lame cop car.

1668
00:34:01,688 --> 00:34:02,598
Yeah, it's lame

1669
00:34:02,647 --> 00:34:04,927
cop

1670
00:34:12,822 --> 00:34:13,202
So

1671
00:34:15,278 --> 00:34:17,068
My friend Tyler that's coming in next.

1672
00:34:17,298 --> 00:34:17,938
He was there.

1673
00:34:17,968 --> 00:34:19,098
He's a camera guy on the show.

1674
00:34:19,798 --> 00:34:21,722
So I was pretty pissed off,

1675
00:34:22,438 --> 00:34:22,748
you know,

1676
00:34:22,758 --> 00:34:25,642
it's in the night and the camera
starts slugging Jameson and having

1677
00:34:25,642 --> 00:34:26,402
foot races.

1678
00:34:26,742 --> 00:34:28,802
So I'm like, it's time
for the Irish goodbye.

1679
00:34:29,038 --> 00:34:29,968
So I just dipped out.

1680
00:34:30,868 --> 00:34:31,448
Well, I get a

1681
00:34:31,448 --> 00:34:31,678
phone

1682
00:34:31,678 --> 00:34:31,828
call.

1683
00:34:32,238 --> 00:34:33,352
It took me while to get that

1684
00:34:33,352 --> 00:34:33,462
one

1685
00:34:33,462 --> 00:34:33,652
too.

1686
00:34:33,652 --> 00:34:34,808
I didn't understand what that meant.

1687
00:34:34,862 --> 00:34:35,222
He had to

1688
00:34:35,222 --> 00:34:35,802
explain it to

1689
00:34:35,802 --> 00:34:36,072
me.

1690
00:34:36,558 --> 00:34:38,312
Irish goodbyes is when you just disappear.

1691
00:34:38,812 --> 00:34:39,918
Like, your friend, you

1692
00:34:40,052 --> 00:34:40,422
say bye to

1693
00:34:40,458 --> 00:34:41,038
nobody.

1694
00:34:41,038 --> 00:34:42,038
Like, he's just gone.

1695
00:34:42,058 --> 00:34:42,538
Usually

1696
00:34:42,538 --> 00:34:42,868
that's when

1697
00:34:42,868 --> 00:34:43,528
you find a girl

1698
00:34:43,528 --> 00:34:43,618
at

1699
00:34:43,618 --> 00:34:44,198
that age.

1700
00:34:44,328 --> 00:34:45,388
Yeah, I mean, I don't know.

1701
00:34:45,468 --> 00:34:46,728
Or you're face down.

1702
00:34:46,798 --> 00:34:47,088
I'm from

1703
00:34:47,092 --> 00:34:47,512
Cleveland.

1704
00:34:47,522 --> 00:34:49,712
There's two kinds of white
people, Irish and Italian.

1705
00:34:49,762 --> 00:34:50,648
And Irish

1706
00:34:50,652 --> 00:34:51,832
people just tend to disappear,

1707
00:34:51,832 --> 00:34:52,082
I guess.

1708
00:34:52,132 --> 00:34:52,242
I don't know.

1709
00:34:53,132 --> 00:34:53,769
That's what they told me.

1710
00:34:53,838 --> 00:34:53,958
me.

1711
00:34:54,248 --> 00:34:54,838
And then there's Irish

1712
00:34:54,862 --> 00:34:55,492
Waterfall.

1713
00:34:55,502 --> 00:34:57,852
That's the next morning when
you're shitting and then...

1714
00:34:57,942 --> 00:34:58,992
Why is it Irish?

1715
00:34:59,042 --> 00:35:00,812
Because you're shitting the same time.

1716
00:35:01,032 --> 00:35:01,992
And Why

1717
00:35:03,452 --> 00:35:03,992
is it Irish?

1718
00:35:03,992 --> 00:35:04,302
Irish Waterfall?

1719
00:35:04,302 --> 00:35:05,060
Yeah, that's the glass.

1720
00:35:05,060 --> 00:35:05,712
It's when you're...

1721
00:35:05,772 --> 00:35:06,642
Are you bent over

1722
00:35:06,642 --> 00:35:06,962
like a ewe?

1723
00:35:06,992 --> 00:35:08,032
No, you're taking a shit

1724
00:35:08,032 --> 00:35:09,222
and then you got to try to puke in

1725
00:35:09,222 --> 00:35:10,302
that little spot, like right

1726
00:35:10,302 --> 00:35:10,912
here, and try to get it.

1727
00:35:11,032 --> 00:35:11,722
Oh, down your d...

1728
00:35:12,022 --> 00:35:12,372
D?

1729
00:35:12,452 --> 00:35:13,042
Yeah, I mean, there's...

1730
00:35:13,042 --> 00:35:13,142
I

1731
00:35:13,462 --> 00:35:13,692
mean,

1732
00:35:13,852 --> 00:35:14,172
the other

1733
00:35:14,178 --> 00:35:14,328
way is

1734
00:35:14,332 --> 00:35:14,472
is

1735
00:35:14,512 --> 00:35:15,562
Get a bag!

1736
00:35:15,932 --> 00:35:16,012
Well, you

1737
00:35:16,862 --> 00:35:17,032
might

1738
00:35:17,032 --> 00:35:17,402
not have

1739
00:35:17,402 --> 00:35:18,332
one, and the other option is...

1740
00:35:18,542 --> 00:35:19,448
to go the other way

1741
00:35:19,452 --> 00:35:20,178
and you're shitting on the

1742
00:35:20,178 --> 00:35:21,938
floor and puking in the
toilet and that's not good.

1743
00:35:21,942 --> 00:35:22,552
Oh man,

1744
00:35:22,878 --> 00:35:23,068
why don't

1745
00:35:23,238 --> 00:35:23,358
you get

1746
00:35:23,458 --> 00:35:23,888
a bathtub?

1747
00:35:24,132 --> 00:35:24,552
You might

1748
00:35:24,552 --> 00:35:25,398
not have one

1749
00:35:25,398 --> 00:35:26,168
available.

1750
00:35:26,398 --> 00:35:26,648
Oh

1751
00:35:26,712 --> 00:35:28,002
man, are you at a 7 Eleven?

1752
00:35:28,052 --> 00:35:29,042
I don't do this.

1753
00:35:29,122 --> 00:35:29,842
I am Italian.

1754
00:35:30,012 --> 00:35:30,568
We don't do that.

1755
00:35:30,998 --> 00:35:31,328
Okay.

1756
00:35:31,338 --> 00:35:32,098
It's an Irish thing.

1757
00:35:32,268 --> 00:35:32,528
Apparently.

1758
00:35:32,628 --> 00:35:32,648
Yeah.

1759
00:35:33,018 --> 00:35:33,498
By

1760
00:35:35,052 --> 00:35:36,212
the way, I hope

1761
00:35:36,212 --> 00:35:37,397
that Wayne hears this.

1762
00:35:37,447 --> 00:35:38,058
Cause he's like

1763
00:35:38,088 --> 00:35:39,188
hardcore Irish.

1764
00:35:39,188 --> 00:35:39,518
We're going to

1765
00:35:39,518 --> 00:35:41,147
Florida, man, on Florida,
man, tomorrow night.

1766
00:35:42,117 --> 00:35:42,237
That's

1767
00:35:42,368 --> 00:35:42,938
different kind of party.

1768
00:35:42,948 --> 00:35:44,048
You got to bring those up.

1769
00:35:44,068 --> 00:35:44,318
Yeah.

1770
00:35:44,318 --> 00:35:44,588
Right.

1771
00:35:46,168 --> 00:35:46,478
Oh Lord.

1772
00:35:46,798 --> 00:35:47,708
Dude, they're hysterical.

1773
00:35:47,708 --> 00:35:51,498
They talk about all of the
happenings in Florida and the

1774
00:35:51,847 --> 00:35:52,637
stories.

1775
00:35:53,198 --> 00:35:53,618
Even the

1776
00:35:53,618 --> 00:35:54,608
lore and stuff like that.

1777
00:35:54,608 --> 00:35:56,427
You know, Florida's got
some weird ass shit in the

1778
00:35:56,427 --> 00:35:57,327
history of everything.

1779
00:35:57,438 --> 00:36:01,748
Skunk apes and fucking monkeys
on islands and other weird shit.

1780
00:36:02,398 --> 00:36:05,328
Meth heads on every corner
with ninja stars and shit.

1781
00:36:05,908 --> 00:36:06,168
Florida

1782
00:36:06,168 --> 00:36:11,458
is the state where you hear a story
about Florida and you it's it's Florida.

1783
00:36:11,928 --> 00:36:12,838
Oh yeah, you can

1784
00:36:12,862 --> 00:36:13,312
lie.

1785
00:36:13,402 --> 00:36:13,592
you

1786
00:36:13,602 --> 00:36:14,562
know, it's you know,

1787
00:36:14,922 --> 00:36:16,662
he's a fucking bold faced line of

1788
00:36:16,662 --> 00:36:18,662
people and they'd be
like, Oh, it's Florida.

1789
00:36:18,662 --> 00:36:19,828
But do you expect?

1790
00:36:20,328 --> 00:36:20,688
Oh my

1791
00:36:20,718 --> 00:36:21,038
God, dude.

1792
00:36:21,058 --> 00:36:22,228
It's because they're always baking.

1793
00:36:22,328 --> 00:36:23,092
There's no winter

1794
00:36:23,152 --> 00:36:23,292
here.

1795
00:36:23,658 --> 00:36:24,008
Oh yeah.

1796
00:36:24,008 --> 00:36:24,868
There's no downtime.

1797
00:36:24,868 --> 00:36:26,738
We need like a grizzly hibernation, like

1798
00:36:26,738 --> 00:36:27,028
normal

1799
00:36:27,028 --> 00:36:27,328
people.

1800
00:36:27,398 --> 00:36:29,242
Yeah, No, it's all the heat and the

1801
00:36:29,252 --> 00:36:31,922
math just missing the game, the swaps, you

1802
00:36:32,462 --> 00:36:32,822
know,

1803
00:36:32,833 --> 00:36:33,463
Gators,

1804
00:36:33,653 --> 00:36:33,983
They

1805
00:36:34,943 --> 00:36:35,372
Am I right?

1806
00:36:35,922 --> 00:36:36,252
I

1807
00:36:36,312 --> 00:36:40,182
honestly, my thought process behind
it was it's a shit ton of people that

1808
00:36:40,182 --> 00:36:40,822
don't deserve

1809
00:36:40,822 --> 00:36:41,172
it yet.

1810
00:36:41,992 --> 00:36:42,772
If you're moving

1811
00:36:42,772 --> 00:36:44,032
away from where you came

1812
00:36:44,032 --> 00:36:45,062
from because you hate

1813
00:36:45,588 --> 00:36:45,758
who

1814
00:36:45,802 --> 00:36:46,662
you are or what

1815
00:36:46,672 --> 00:36:47,112
you are

1816
00:36:47,112 --> 00:36:47,892
or where you're at.

1817
00:36:48,288 --> 00:36:50,398
Don't bring that here until you figure out

1818
00:36:50,398 --> 00:36:52,228
your fucking problems,
because they ain't going away.

1819
00:36:52,997 --> 00:36:53,167
You

1820
00:36:53,167 --> 00:36:54,307
just brought them here.

1821
00:36:54,638 --> 00:36:58,068
You just brought your stink
face from New Jersey to Florida,

1822
00:36:58,288 --> 00:36:59,608
and we're all tired of you.

1823
00:36:59,838 --> 00:37:01,927
fucking go back, meditate think of

1824
00:37:02,157 --> 00:37:02,257
it.

1825
00:37:02,567 --> 00:37:02,657
No!

1826
00:37:02,978 --> 00:37:03,598
Everyone in the

1827
00:37:03,838 --> 00:37:06,547
states got like a tie to like, New York or

1828
00:37:06,547 --> 00:37:07,007
New Jersey.

1829
00:37:07,293 --> 00:37:09,973
It's like, it might not be them,
but it was like their grandpa or

1830
00:37:10,007 --> 00:37:11,657
uncle or mom, somebody.

1831
00:37:11,683 --> 00:37:11,993
Wife

1832
00:37:11,993 --> 00:37:14,877
is from Jersey, parents
from Italy and Columbia.

1833
00:37:14,877 --> 00:37:15,863
They're both immigrants.

1834
00:37:16,363 --> 00:37:19,143
So, yeah, like you got, like,
you got a cousin or somebody

1835
00:37:19,143 --> 00:37:20,003
in New York, I guarantee it.

1836
00:37:20,223 --> 00:37:20,543
Oh, my

1837
00:37:20,543 --> 00:37:21,263
entire family's

1838
00:37:21,807 --> 00:37:21,897
from New York.

1839
00:37:22,423 --> 00:37:23,303
from like, pretty

1840
00:37:23,303 --> 00:37:25,147
much all my is from New
Jersey and New York.

1841
00:37:25,183 --> 00:37:25,423
Yes.

1842
00:37:25,973 --> 00:37:29,853
And actually, my biological father
his family lives in New York

1843
00:37:30,563 --> 00:37:30,583
as

1844
00:37:30,583 --> 00:37:30,613
well.

1845
00:37:30,753 --> 00:37:31,193
it's like...

1846
00:37:31,768 --> 00:37:32,808
My family went to Las

1847
00:37:32,808 --> 00:37:33,428
Vegas

1848
00:37:33,798 --> 00:37:36,178
and everyone is like, yeah, two choices.

1849
00:37:36,178 --> 00:37:37,287
Like when you're like Italian

1850
00:37:37,298 --> 00:37:37,728
and you want to

1851
00:37:37,738 --> 00:37:38,807
not be cold anymore,

1852
00:37:39,058 --> 00:37:40,548
Vegas or Florida.

1853
00:37:40,808 --> 00:37:42,748
That is that Those
aren't the destinations.

1854
00:37:43,198 --> 00:37:45,438
That is, it wasn't California for me.

1855
00:37:45,668 --> 00:37:47,408
I love Cal North Cali.

1856
00:37:47,788 --> 00:37:49,078
But like, yeah, you

1857
00:37:49,078 --> 00:37:50,858
just got to give them like half your money

1858
00:37:51,808 --> 00:37:57,018
So I grew up on kent palace in the
base, but we was right off the coast

1859
00:37:57,692 --> 00:37:58,042
perfect

1860
00:37:58,042 --> 00:38:00,942
weather all the time not
living this hot ass state

1861
00:38:01,442 --> 00:38:03,822
100 and some degrees i'm walking

1862
00:38:03,822 --> 00:38:05,337
outside wet Yeah.

1863
00:38:05,337 --> 00:38:06,057
It's moist.

1864
00:38:06,297 --> 00:38:07,453
Day over, Day Day

1865
00:38:07,543 --> 00:38:07,903
is over.

1866
00:38:07,903 --> 00:38:10,603
You gotta start over just
trying to open your car door.

1867
00:38:10,933 --> 00:38:11,463
it's Like, fuck.

1868
00:38:11,673 --> 00:38:11,923
Yeah.

1869
00:38:11,933 --> 00:38:14,363
And people talk about
Vegas, and hot is hot.

1870
00:38:14,423 --> 00:38:18,093
When it's 115, it's fucking
terrible, But that humidity,

1871
00:38:18,333 --> 00:38:19,053
it's so much

1872
00:38:19,093 --> 00:38:19,433
worse.

1873
00:38:19,443 --> 00:38:19,955
You're trying to

1874
00:38:19,955 --> 00:38:20,363
eat your air.

1875
00:38:20,443 --> 00:38:21,513
Yeah, and you're over here,

1876
00:38:21,513 --> 00:38:22,753
like, trying to drink up the

1877
00:38:22,753 --> 00:38:23,003
air

1878
00:38:23,033 --> 00:38:23,567
because you're so

1879
00:38:23,597 --> 00:38:23,937
dehydrated.

1880
00:38:24,017 --> 00:38:24,437
Yeah.

1881
00:38:24,437 --> 00:38:24,773
It Yeah.

1882
00:38:24,773 --> 00:38:24,793
It

1883
00:38:24,793 --> 00:38:25,233
is.

1884
00:38:25,728 --> 00:38:26,678
The humidity sucks.

1885
00:38:26,748 --> 00:38:27,357
Like, at least

1886
00:38:27,357 --> 00:38:27,687
in Vegas

1887
00:38:27,687 --> 00:38:28,207
you're hot, but you

1888
00:38:28,207 --> 00:38:30,168
don't got swamp ass 24 7.

1889
00:38:30,177 --> 00:38:30,577
Swamp

1890
00:38:30,577 --> 00:38:31,197
ass sucks,

1891
00:38:31,207 --> 00:38:31,237
dude.

1892
00:38:31,237 --> 00:38:31,267
It's

1893
00:38:31,637 --> 00:38:32,227
everglade ass.

1894
00:38:32,387 --> 00:38:32,867
It's a real

1895
00:38:32,897 --> 00:38:33,287
thing.

1896
00:38:33,468 --> 00:38:33,888
Oh, yeah.

1897
00:38:34,037 --> 00:38:35,277
I'm gonna get that diaper.

1898
00:38:35,688 --> 00:38:35,728
looks...

1899
00:38:35,758 --> 00:38:35,968
Oh

1900
00:38:35,968 --> 00:38:36,208
yeah, man,

1901
00:38:36,218 --> 00:38:37,398
you gotta get dude wipes.

1902
00:38:39,078 --> 00:38:44,058
Well, hey man, uh, you know that I
am all about the, uh, fuckin never

1903
00:38:44,058 --> 00:38:44,987
using TP.

1904
00:38:45,057 --> 00:38:45,397
I think

1905
00:38:45,798 --> 00:38:47,077
toilet is disgusting.

1906
00:38:47,407 --> 00:38:48,507
I think we're evolved.

1907
00:38:48,567 --> 00:38:49,277
I think we've gone

1908
00:38:49,277 --> 00:38:50,407
far enough to know that

1909
00:38:50,637 --> 00:38:52,557
paper does not solve a poop problem.

1910
00:38:53,107 --> 00:38:56,017
Because if it was on your
arm or your fucking finger or

1911
00:38:56,017 --> 00:38:57,307
whatever, it's like a five alarm

1912
00:38:57,307 --> 00:38:57,677
fire.

1913
00:38:57,757 --> 00:38:58,177
You're running to

1914
00:38:58,177 --> 00:38:59,507
the sink, you're scrubbing down.

1915
00:38:59,738 --> 00:38:59,998
And for

1916
00:38:59,998 --> 00:39:03,198
some reason, it's okay to just
smear it around back there with

1917
00:39:03,198 --> 00:39:04,888
some dry paper and call it a day.

1918
00:39:05,168 --> 00:39:06,028
Go back to work.

1919
00:39:06,058 --> 00:39:06,798
do all these, no.

1920
00:39:06,808 --> 00:39:08,388
You need wipes, a shower.

1921
00:39:08,408 --> 00:39:09,588
There's an order of operations

1922
00:39:09,608 --> 00:39:09,758
here.

1923
00:39:10,367 --> 00:39:11,288
It is shower,

1924
00:39:12,598 --> 00:39:16,547
bidet, wipes, spit on your toilet

1925
00:39:18,977 --> 00:39:19,017
paper.

1926
00:39:19,018 --> 00:39:19,058
paper.

1927
00:39:19,058 --> 00:39:19,188
They

1928
00:39:19,188 --> 00:39:19,418
call that

1929
00:39:20,998 --> 00:39:21,018
the

1930
00:39:21,027 --> 00:39:21,457
Alabama

1931
00:39:21,457 --> 00:39:21,517
wet wipe.

1932
00:39:22,517 --> 00:39:22,527
I

1933
00:39:23,018 --> 00:39:23,518
Wet Wipe.

1934
00:39:26,738 --> 00:39:27,018
I am

1935
00:39:27,028 --> 00:39:28,648
not papering my ass.

1936
00:39:28,808 --> 00:39:29,667
See, You a

1937
00:39:29,727 --> 00:39:30,558
couple more.

1938
00:39:30,598 --> 00:39:31,957
Well, I'm sure there's more in there.

1939
00:39:31,957 --> 00:39:32,277
Because,

1940
00:39:32,718 --> 00:39:33,877
you know, I work out.

1941
00:39:34,418 --> 00:39:35,898
In a moving company.

1942
00:39:36,278 --> 00:39:38,167
People forget to give you
toilet paper all the time.

1943
00:39:38,507 --> 00:39:39,897
You got wet sock.

1944
00:39:40,297 --> 00:39:40,967
Oh!

1945
00:39:41,347 --> 00:39:42,377
Wet paper towel.

1946
00:39:42,547 --> 00:39:43,047
Yes, that's

1947
00:39:43,047 --> 00:39:43,137
in

1948
00:39:43,137 --> 00:39:43,327
there.

1949
00:39:43,727 --> 00:39:44,287
Dry paper

1950
00:39:44,457 --> 00:39:44,677
towel.

1951
00:39:44,889 --> 00:39:45,077
Yeah.

1952
00:39:45,087 --> 00:39:45,117
They're

1953
00:39:45,117 --> 00:39:46,057
too good.

1954
00:39:46,107 --> 00:39:46,437
They are.

1955
00:39:47,028 --> 00:39:48,447
Less likely to get a finger poop.

1956
00:39:49,162 --> 00:39:49,579
Bear.

1957
00:39:49,598 --> 00:39:49,768
hands.

1958
00:39:52,548 --> 00:39:52,688
Paper

1959
00:39:52,898 --> 00:39:54,188
towel has a little more strength.

1960
00:39:54,478 --> 00:39:54,888
You can

1961
00:39:54,948 --> 00:39:55,418
get a little

1962
00:39:55,418 --> 00:39:56,372
aggressive with a paper

1963
00:39:56,372 --> 00:39:57,582
towel, you can't with a wipe.

1964
00:39:57,898 --> 00:40:00,402
Otherwise it'll look like
you're wearing that bitch like

1965
00:40:00,458 --> 00:40:00,758
doughnut.

1966
00:40:00,758 --> 00:40:00,788
Yeah, yeah.

1967
00:40:00,788 --> 00:40:00,888
And

1968
00:40:03,128 --> 00:40:03,308
That

1969
00:40:03,312 --> 00:40:04,332
shitty sock puppet.

1970
00:40:04,748 --> 00:40:05,118
is...

1971
00:40:05,188 --> 00:40:05,878
Oh, man, your

1972
00:40:05,992 --> 00:40:06,422
sock puppet

1973
00:40:06,448 --> 00:40:07,488
has a dirty Sanchez.

1974
00:40:09,312 --> 00:40:10,102
Yeah, you got to

1975
00:40:10,143 --> 00:40:11,693
just never see that side again.

1976
00:40:11,713 --> 00:40:11,993
Don't even

1977
00:40:12,032 --> 00:40:12,662
think about that.

1978
00:40:14,452 --> 00:40:15,422
You don't watch that.

1979
00:40:19,433 --> 00:40:19,553
about that.

1980
00:40:19,893 --> 00:40:21,492
I got so many things stuck.

1981
00:40:21,873 --> 00:40:23,023
So I'll finish this one.

1982
00:40:23,122 --> 00:40:23,512
So

1983
00:40:24,183 --> 00:40:24,983
Irish goodbye.

1984
00:40:25,073 --> 00:40:26,183
third drink in Jameson.

1985
00:40:26,822 --> 00:40:27,412
Um,

1986
00:40:28,083 --> 00:40:29,763
Tyler, who's going to come on to the show.

1987
00:40:30,123 --> 00:40:31,533
Um, he lost the race.

1988
00:40:31,533 --> 00:40:32,243
but.

1989
00:40:33,123 --> 00:40:34,263
He couldn't stop.

1990
00:40:34,742 --> 00:40:35,182
And

1991
00:40:35,192 --> 00:40:35,672
there's a curb.

1992
00:40:36,673 --> 00:40:37,273
And then there's a

1993
00:40:37,302 --> 00:40:38,942
very large hill that goes down.

1994
00:40:39,073 --> 00:40:40,373
Oh And, uh,

1995
00:40:40,502 --> 00:40:42,713
there's Jameson Yeah, grassy hill.

1996
00:40:43,193 --> 00:40:43,633
Um,

1997
00:40:43,872 --> 00:40:44,292
oh, he's.

1998
00:40:44,873 --> 00:40:46,793
Yeah, so

1999
00:40:47,432 --> 00:40:49,052
we're like a lot of animal lovers on the

2000
00:40:49,053 --> 00:40:53,442
crew So like about 40 people brought
their dogs and first week we're like, Hey,

2001
00:40:53,442 --> 00:40:55,062
like, could you guys, uh,

2002
00:40:55,172 --> 00:40:56,223
give a dog bags

2003
00:40:56,223 --> 00:40:58,843
and shit And they're like, no,
that's not even our property.

2004
00:40:58,843 --> 00:40:59,043
Like

2005
00:40:59,142 --> 00:40:59,632
one cares.

2006
00:40:59,913 --> 00:41:01,273
So it rained the day before too.

2007
00:41:01,863 --> 00:41:03,693
Um, well he comes up the hill with

2008
00:41:03,723 --> 00:41:09,432
two broken arms, badly broken,
um, like lots of stitches and

2009
00:41:09,432 --> 00:41:10,802
just covered in poop.

2010
00:41:11,662 --> 00:41:13,182
Um, I,

2011
00:41:13,182 --> 00:41:13,462
yeah.

2012
00:41:13,462 --> 00:41:13,732
Number

2013
00:41:13,732 --> 00:41:15,232
one thing to keep out of your cuts.

2014
00:41:15,883 --> 00:41:16,113
Yeah.

2015
00:41:16,113 --> 00:41:16,593
Like, I feel like

2016
00:41:17,533 --> 00:41:17,623
that's

2017
00:41:18,147 --> 00:41:18,487
like I

2018
00:41:18,783 --> 00:41:19,123
like the

2019
00:41:19,613 --> 00:41:22,963
worst possible item on the list
of things to rub in your cut.

2020
00:41:23,013 --> 00:41:23,663
Yeah, so

2021
00:41:24,117 --> 00:41:24,397
Yeah,

2022
00:41:24,713 --> 00:41:26,763
above my toilet in at my house.

2023
00:41:27,153 --> 00:41:28,093
It's a picture of him in

2024
00:41:28,112 --> 00:41:29,902
the hospital bed with two broken arms.

2025
00:41:30,173 --> 00:41:31,593
He said, give it a touchdown, just says

2026
00:41:31,623 --> 00:41:32,203
could be worse.

2027
00:41:33,203 --> 00:41:33,283
could be worse.

2028
00:41:33,993 --> 00:41:35,023
Um, it Could be worse.

2029
00:41:36,912 --> 00:41:37,392
It could be

2030
00:41:37,392 --> 00:41:37,962
worse.

2031
00:41:38,303 --> 00:41:39,053
I'd be so afraid.

2032
00:41:39,073 --> 00:41:41,122
The only one worse is, I the in,

2033
00:41:41,192 --> 00:41:41,932
in high school,

2034
00:41:41,932 --> 00:41:43,112
I think there was a guy that got

2035
00:41:44,043 --> 00:41:44,513
bullied.

2036
00:41:44,603 --> 00:41:45,292
that got pushed

2037
00:41:45,292 --> 00:41:46,362
over in, uh,

2038
00:41:46,832 --> 00:41:49,722
They, you know, schools always have
construction on for some reason,

2039
00:41:50,063 --> 00:41:51,893
always, like there's no situation

2040
00:41:51,893 --> 00:41:53,652
where they're not Not in
Cleveland, They just let it

2041
00:41:54,523 --> 00:41:54,873
die.

2042
00:41:55,333 --> 00:41:55,993
Well, no, I mean,

2043
00:41:55,993 --> 00:41:56,703
they just basically

2044
00:41:56,703 --> 00:41:57,643
put all the kids in portables.

2045
00:41:58,248 --> 00:41:59,278
like that's what it is.

2046
00:41:59,568 --> 00:42:00,378
I mean, leave it to

2047
00:42:00,468 --> 00:42:01,748
florida to move you to a trailer

2048
00:42:01,748 --> 00:42:02,088
at school

2049
00:42:02,088 --> 00:42:02,358
too.

2050
00:42:02,728 --> 00:42:02,818
Yeah

2051
00:42:04,612 --> 00:42:04,982
but

2052
00:42:05,888 --> 00:42:06,668
these um,

2053
00:42:07,378 --> 00:42:12,068
these portables had bodies
and this dude went into the

2054
00:42:12,068 --> 00:42:14,212
portapotty and he was a bully.

2055
00:42:14,968 --> 00:42:15,948
And what's the best thing to

2056
00:42:15,948 --> 00:42:17,242
do to a a potty with a bully?

2057
00:42:17,798 --> 00:42:18,118
What's that?

2058
00:42:18,327 --> 00:42:19,187
So which

2059
00:42:19,187 --> 00:42:19,727
way do you push it?

2060
00:42:21,243 --> 00:42:21,707
Yeah, on the

2061
00:42:21,707 --> 00:42:22,047
door.

2062
00:42:22,187 --> 00:42:22,367
yeah,

2063
00:42:22,367 --> 00:42:23,333
yeah, forwards.

2064
00:42:23,413 --> 00:42:24,203
onto the door.

2065
00:42:24,203 --> 00:42:24,593
So they can't get out.

2066
00:42:24,953 --> 00:42:25,273
Can't get

2067
00:42:25,277 --> 00:42:25,467
out.

2068
00:42:26,447 --> 00:42:28,657
My dude was screaming in there, covered

2069
00:42:28,667 --> 00:42:29,167
in that.

2070
00:42:29,217 --> 00:42:29,517
I gotta

2071
00:42:29,517 --> 00:42:29,897
kill you

2072
00:42:29,943 --> 00:42:30,173
though.

2073
00:42:30,323 --> 00:42:30,453
That's the thing.

2074
00:42:31,353 --> 00:42:31,533
Like.

2075
00:42:31,783 --> 00:42:33,103
But you don't know who pushed

2076
00:42:33,103 --> 00:42:33,123
it.

2077
00:42:33,293 --> 00:42:33,463
And

2078
00:42:33,843 --> 00:42:36,016
I start killing one by know who pushed it.

2079
00:42:36,016 --> 00:42:36,241
And

2080
00:42:36,241 --> 00:42:37,138
I start killing one.

2081
00:42:37,138 --> 00:42:38,260
by One One by one.

2082
00:42:38,260 --> 00:42:38,484
Everybody

2083
00:42:38,484 --> 00:42:38,708
dies.

2084
00:42:38,708 --> 00:42:38,933
Eye

2085
00:42:38,933 --> 00:42:40,947
off the first person,
someone snitched, guaranteed.

2086
00:42:40,957 --> 00:42:41,907
They're coming out blue.

2087
00:42:41,997 --> 00:42:42,297
Number

2088
00:42:42,297 --> 00:42:43,307
two is telling.

2089
00:42:43,827 --> 00:42:44,317
Immediately.

2090
00:42:44,637 --> 00:42:44,887
You kill

2091
00:42:44,967 --> 00:42:45,217
one,

2092
00:42:45,408 --> 00:42:45,578
you

2093
00:42:45,587 --> 00:42:46,517
kill one person, the second

2094
00:42:46,557 --> 00:42:47,227
guy, you come back right

2095
00:42:47,227 --> 00:42:47,315
there.

2096
00:42:47,315 --> 00:42:48,708
Oh, I thought you meant
you were going to tell.

2097
00:42:48,708 --> 00:42:50,107
No, no, like, that was the least,

2098
00:42:50,428 --> 00:42:50,548
the

2099
00:42:50,548 --> 00:42:50,848
least

2100
00:42:50,867 --> 00:42:51,367
manly

2101
00:42:51,397 --> 00:42:51,537
thing.

2102
00:42:51,648 --> 00:42:51,668
I'm

2103
00:42:52,438 --> 00:42:52,538
telling!

2104
00:42:52,827 --> 00:42:53,057
I'm

2105
00:42:53,057 --> 00:42:53,087
telling!

2106
00:42:53,087 --> 00:42:53,187
Oh, no,

2107
00:42:53,187 --> 00:42:54,768
I'm snitching on you ass.

2108
00:42:54,858 --> 00:42:55,058
I'm

2109
00:42:55,058 --> 00:42:56,868
not telling that nobody, but the number

2110
00:42:56,868 --> 00:42:57,388
two person

2111
00:42:57,388 --> 00:42:57,488
you're

2112
00:42:57,488 --> 00:42:58,378
about to kill is going to tell.

2113
00:42:58,378 --> 00:43:00,258
Like the bully just went all fucking, I'm

2114
00:43:01,398 --> 00:43:01,508
done!

2115
00:43:01,508 --> 00:43:01,928
Oh, yeah,

2116
00:43:01,938 --> 00:43:02,258
someone's

2117
00:43:02,258 --> 00:43:02,428
telling.

2118
00:43:02,428 --> 00:43:03,138
That's what I'm doing.

2119
00:43:03,148 --> 00:43:05,478
You push shit over on me, I'm
probably going to cry like

2120
00:43:05,478 --> 00:43:05,838
a kid at

2121
00:43:05,838 --> 00:43:06,018
that point.

2122
00:43:06,018 --> 00:43:06,748
Oh, no, that's...

2123
00:43:07,068 --> 00:43:07,548
I'm gonna be like,

2124
00:43:08,612 --> 00:43:09,012
have a

2125
00:43:09,042 --> 00:43:10,552
breaking point where I know

2126
00:43:10,572 --> 00:43:10,712
I

2127
00:43:10,718 --> 00:43:10,888
will

2128
00:43:10,888 --> 00:43:12,098
start committing murder.

2129
00:43:12,108 --> 00:43:13,102
That's, murder Legitimately.

2130
00:43:13,102 --> 00:43:14,962
That's that's on there.

2131
00:43:15,292 --> 00:43:15,612
Yeah.

2132
00:43:15,658 --> 00:43:16,588
That's me going

2133
00:43:16,608 --> 00:43:16,798
out

2134
00:43:16,798 --> 00:43:16,958
my

2135
00:43:16,958 --> 00:43:17,178
way.

2136
00:43:17,208 --> 00:43:17,678
Yeah.

2137
00:43:17,722 --> 00:43:18,092
Fine.

2138
00:43:18,772 --> 00:43:18,992
Yeah.

2139
00:43:19,038 --> 00:43:19,528
that's But

2140
00:43:19,548 --> 00:43:20,348
there will be a moment

2141
00:43:20,398 --> 00:43:23,362
in time, probably the next day
where you just sit down and

2142
00:43:23,362 --> 00:43:23,842
cry.

2143
00:43:24,038 --> 00:43:24,378
Yeah.

2144
00:43:24,588 --> 00:43:25,048
cuz you were

2145
00:43:25,108 --> 00:43:26,398
in a fucking chair.

2146
00:43:26,462 --> 00:43:26,622
Probably like

2147
00:43:26,962 --> 00:43:27,642
that night.

2148
00:43:27,892 --> 00:43:28,202
Yeah.

2149
00:43:28,422 --> 00:43:29,422
Like dumb and dumber.

2150
00:43:29,422 --> 00:43:30,562
Or no, Ace Ventura.

2151
00:43:30,592 --> 00:43:30,632
Yeah.

2152
00:43:30,812 --> 00:43:31,318
When he's in the

2153
00:43:31,318 --> 00:43:31,818
shower

2154
00:43:31,818 --> 00:43:32,578
spray himself

2155
00:43:32,618 --> 00:43:32,838
that's

2156
00:43:32,838 --> 00:43:33,298
gonna make me

2157
00:43:33,298 --> 00:43:34,322
want and you even more if

2158
00:43:34,322 --> 00:43:34,942
I catch myself

2159
00:43:34,948 --> 00:43:35,478
crying like

2160
00:43:35,812 --> 00:43:35,972
Yeah.

2161
00:43:37,072 --> 00:43:37,272
Oh

2162
00:43:38,528 --> 00:43:40,938
that Worst thing, ever
is a crying angry person.

2163
00:43:41,328 --> 00:43:41,518
Oh

2164
00:43:41,522 --> 00:43:41,652
yeah.

2165
00:43:41,812 --> 00:43:42,532
In a fight.

2166
00:43:42,752 --> 00:43:43,368
Like that dude

2167
00:43:43,928 --> 00:43:44,842
is a whole, that's,

2168
00:43:45,052 --> 00:43:45,882
that's a wild card.

2169
00:43:47,213 --> 00:43:50,133
He's not even gotta be
strong, but he's got fury

2170
00:43:50,133 --> 00:43:51,357
fists that are swinging from

2171
00:43:51,367 --> 00:43:51,597
like

2172
00:43:51,933 --> 00:43:55,353
Starting behind him all the way
around coming outta nowhere.

2173
00:43:55,353 --> 00:43:55,923
Tears

2174
00:43:55,937 --> 00:43:56,807
just flying

2175
00:43:57,843 --> 00:43:58,773
See me in high school.

2176
00:43:58,773 --> 00:44:02,733
That was my brother chasing me like I
get mad as hell i just Tears falling

2177
00:44:02,897 --> 00:44:04,227
my face, just going at

2178
00:44:04,837 --> 00:44:05,117
me.

2179
00:44:05,117 --> 00:44:05,977
Oh, that's terrible.

2180
00:44:05,977 --> 00:44:06,687
That's the worst,

2181
00:44:06,698 --> 00:44:06,823
man.

2182
00:44:06,823 --> 00:44:07,223
It's like

2183
00:44:07,223 --> 00:44:07,823
pure emotion.

2184
00:44:07,823 --> 00:44:10,067
Like You do that right before a power

2185
00:44:10,067 --> 00:44:10,227
slide.

2186
00:44:10,377 --> 00:44:10,507
Just

2187
00:44:10,507 --> 00:44:11,497
come out crying.

2188
00:44:11,587 --> 00:44:11,747
Just, I'm

2189
00:44:11,773 --> 00:44:12,163
I'm so

2190
00:44:12,163 --> 00:44:13,097
sorry for what I'm about to

2191
00:44:13,163 --> 00:44:13,843
do to you, man.

2192
00:44:14,127 --> 00:44:14,617
Oh!

2193
00:44:15,653 --> 00:44:18,017
Bring out a violin and
have it play to you.

2194
00:44:20,893 --> 00:44:21,343
Yes, we

2195
00:44:22,077 --> 00:44:22,237
gotta

2196
00:44:22,237 --> 00:44:22,617
definitely

2197
00:44:22,633 --> 00:44:22,803
talk a little bit

2198
00:44:23,223 --> 00:44:24,073
more about this.

2199
00:44:24,103 --> 00:44:24,433
Dude,

2200
00:44:25,543 --> 00:44:27,493
come out with a tablecloth.

2201
00:44:28,847 --> 00:44:33,487
Put it on the power slap thing
with a little rose and then up

2202
00:44:33,488 --> 00:44:34,848
a triangle like it's dinner time

2203
00:44:36,288 --> 00:44:37,138
I'm gonna ring your bell.

2204
00:44:39,048 --> 00:44:40,588
Dinners, it's time for dinner.

2205
00:44:42,978 --> 00:44:43,248
People

2206
00:44:43,248 --> 00:44:44,338
are gonna want to know this.

2207
00:44:44,458 --> 00:44:45,707
how did you into this

2208
00:44:46,728 --> 00:44:48,258
Uh, I was watching Whisper.

2209
00:44:49,578 --> 00:44:50,298
you were watching what?

2210
00:44:50,578 --> 00:44:51,178
Whisper.

2211
00:44:52,838 --> 00:44:53,198
Uh, it's

2212
00:44:53,198 --> 00:44:55,418
like you said something something porn.

2213
00:44:56,058 --> 00:44:57,928
I think you said moist credit porn.

2214
00:44:57,948 --> 00:44:58,988
I was like, what is moist

2215
00:44:58,988 --> 00:44:59,588
credit porn?

2216
00:44:59,588 --> 00:44:59,618
It's

2217
00:45:00,902 --> 00:45:01,012
I'll

2218
00:45:01,328 --> 00:45:01,858
all different.

2219
00:45:02,602 --> 00:45:03,052
just let you

2220
00:45:03,078 --> 00:45:04,158
This legend is slapping.

2221
00:45:04,388 --> 00:45:04,988
Moist credit,

2222
00:45:04,988 --> 00:45:05,638
I don't know if that is my thing.

2223
00:45:05,638 --> 00:45:06,198
I don't know.

2224
00:45:06,518 --> 00:45:06,698
Yeah,

2225
00:45:06,758 --> 00:45:07,068
no, He's

2226
00:45:07,068 --> 00:45:09,108
like a pretty big YouTuber right now.

2227
00:45:09,108 --> 00:45:14,078
And us on his videos, uh, they
had a league in Russia or Poland

2228
00:45:14,428 --> 00:45:14,838
some

2229
00:45:14,838 --> 00:45:15,798
European countries.

2230
00:45:16,348 --> 00:45:17,998
They had a league over
there that was Nothing to

2231
00:45:18,152 --> 00:45:18,552
do there.

2232
00:45:20,238 --> 00:45:22,978
And then, uh, they started
a league over here.

2233
00:45:23,018 --> 00:45:24,097
Saw a couple of of their videos.

2234
00:45:24,097 --> 00:45:24,127
I

2235
00:45:24,127 --> 00:45:27,106
was like, yeah, that stab,
no, that looks like fun.

2236
00:45:27,433 --> 00:45:28,988
looks like fun.

2237
00:45:28,988 --> 00:45:29,468
I could do that.

2238
00:45:30,428 --> 00:45:33,218
My wife finally convinced
me, just girlfriend at the

2239
00:45:33,218 --> 00:45:34,893
time, she was like, go do it.

2240
00:45:34,893 --> 00:45:37,578
Like, you've been down talking
about it, just go do it.

2241
00:45:37,628 --> 00:45:38,078
Why not?

2242
00:45:38,561 --> 00:45:38,901
Try it out.

2243
00:45:39,608 --> 00:45:39,878
So I

2244
00:45:39,898 --> 00:45:40,608
messaged them,

2245
00:45:40,608 --> 00:45:44,358
you know, got in contact with
everybody, they're like, Sure,

2246
00:45:44,358 --> 00:45:45,298
we'd love to have you on.

2247
00:45:45,308 --> 00:45:49,571
and Put me up against Frank the with
his, like, 14 fights at the time.

2248
00:45:49,962 --> 00:45:50,208
And he's

2249
00:45:50,208 --> 00:45:51,592
a 40 year old man, probably.

2250
00:45:52,332 --> 00:45:53,682
You're like, what, 17?

2251
00:45:54,192 --> 00:45:54,282
I

2252
00:45:54,282 --> 00:45:54,472
was...

2253
00:45:55,143 --> 00:45:59,583
18 18 I think just lost
19 or just add to see

2254
00:45:59,782 --> 00:45:59,962
is

2255
00:45:59,983 --> 00:46:00,503
why after

2256
00:46:00,503 --> 00:46:00,593
a

2257
00:46:00,593 --> 00:46:03,523
certain age as a man, don't put

2258
00:46:03,523 --> 00:46:04,943
yourself out there anymore,

2259
00:46:04,962 --> 00:46:05,412
dude.

2260
00:46:05,752 --> 00:46:06,042
Like,

2261
00:46:06,383 --> 00:46:08,913
you know that you were, there's a point
in time in your life and you know,

2262
00:46:08,913 --> 00:46:10,452
you're stronger than the generation

2263
00:46:10,452 --> 00:46:10,652
above.

2264
00:46:11,823 --> 00:46:12,623
You just know

2265
00:46:12,643 --> 00:46:12,833
that.

2266
00:46:12,923 --> 00:46:13,323
At some

2267
00:46:13,333 --> 00:46:13,653
point,

2268
00:46:13,988 --> 00:46:14,198
it

2269
00:46:14,198 --> 00:46:14,408
just

2270
00:46:14,408 --> 00:46:14,808
happens.

2271
00:46:14,808 --> 00:46:17,222
It's like, It's gonna happen to me
soon, like, when those dudes above

2272
00:46:17,278 --> 00:46:17,748
I feel like

2273
00:46:17,768 --> 00:46:19,602
that's the point where you should know.

2274
00:46:20,348 --> 00:46:20,978
what you're saying.

2275
00:46:20,978 --> 00:46:21,168
When

2276
00:46:21,948 --> 00:46:24,308
they get to 90, the generation above
me, I'm gonna be stronger than them.

2277
00:46:24,768 --> 00:46:25,168
Oh, that's

2278
00:46:25,168 --> 00:46:25,948
when you go back at

2279
00:46:25,948 --> 00:46:26,098
them.

2280
00:46:27,332 --> 00:46:27,732
I'm trying to get

2281
00:46:27,868 --> 00:46:29,338
I push down senior citizens.

2282
00:46:29,348 --> 00:46:31,358
It's Like, I'm like, You hurt somebody

2283
00:46:31,368 --> 00:46:31,768
growing up.

2284
00:46:33,402 --> 00:46:33,782
Alright.

2285
00:46:33,782 --> 00:46:34,857
That's awesome.

2286
00:46:35,027 --> 00:46:35,977
It just sounds old.

2287
00:46:36,268 --> 00:46:37,327
Oh, Snow City is like,

2288
00:46:37,497 --> 00:46:38,277
literally just

2289
00:46:38,547 --> 00:46:38,817
a city

2290
00:46:38,837 --> 00:46:39,147
for rent.

2291
00:46:40,288 --> 00:46:42,908
They literally have specific
like, sidewalks for golf

2292
00:46:42,988 --> 00:46:43,258
courses.

2293
00:46:44,458 --> 00:46:44,658
Yeah.

2294
00:46:44,688 --> 00:46:44,908
You're

2295
00:46:44,908 --> 00:46:45,048
out

2296
00:46:45,048 --> 00:46:45,668
by Ruskin.

2297
00:46:45,917 --> 00:46:46,267
Yes.

2298
00:46:48,358 --> 00:46:48,418
Speaking

2299
00:46:48,888 --> 00:46:49,068
of Ruskin,

2300
00:46:50,048 --> 00:46:51,108
I was there one time.

2301
00:46:51,157 --> 00:46:51,467
Yeah,

2302
00:46:51,467 --> 00:46:51,747
it's

2303
00:46:51,747 --> 00:46:52,247
um,

2304
00:46:52,998 --> 00:46:53,688
Not much

2305
00:46:53,688 --> 00:46:53,978
to do.

2306
00:46:53,988 --> 00:46:58,007
No, no, but people don't realize,
I described Florida before.

2307
00:46:58,017 --> 00:47:01,507
Florida is all coastline
and the middle is Alabama

2308
00:47:01,507 --> 00:47:02,138
with a mouse.

2309
00:47:02,977 --> 00:47:03,487
That's all

2310
00:47:03,487 --> 00:47:04,177
it is, dude.

2311
00:47:04,217 --> 00:47:04,507
It's.

2312
00:47:04,993 --> 00:47:06,323
Nothing else.

2313
00:47:06,343 --> 00:47:08,723
Yeah, there's, if you,
Unless you go into the coast.

2314
00:47:09,198 --> 00:47:09,648
Don't come.

2315
00:47:10,208 --> 00:47:10,868
Yeah, no.

2316
00:47:10,877 --> 00:47:10,907
And

2317
00:47:10,907 --> 00:47:12,117
don't, don't be

2318
00:47:12,728 --> 00:47:14,248
either driving through that area.

2319
00:47:14,358 --> 00:47:14,738
Oh, yeah.

2320
00:47:14,838 --> 00:47:15,618
It's so

2321
00:47:15,637 --> 00:47:16,347
racist in

2322
00:47:16,347 --> 00:47:16,987
old school.

2323
00:47:17,377 --> 00:47:17,757
Right.

2324
00:47:18,067 --> 00:47:18,457
It's so bad.

2325
00:47:18,567 --> 00:47:19,417
My wife, my

2326
00:47:19,838 --> 00:47:20,088
don't

2327
00:47:20,367 --> 00:47:22,797
me when I tell them all the random
racist shit that I've had to experience.

2328
00:47:23,298 --> 00:47:24,048
to Florida

2329
00:47:24,358 --> 00:47:24,398
is.

2330
00:47:24,398 --> 00:47:24,428
like

2331
00:47:24,428 --> 00:47:27,517
It's like They get mad sometimes.

2332
00:47:27,517 --> 00:47:28,077
It's like a house of

2333
00:47:28,618 --> 00:47:29,008
a house

2334
00:47:29,008 --> 00:47:29,138
of

2335
00:47:29,148 --> 00:47:32,247
mirrors, dude, or like some
kind of like I couldn't imagine

2336
00:47:32,838 --> 00:47:36,608
walking through being a black man
through like 7 Eleven in like Melbourne.

2337
00:47:36,978 --> 00:47:37,478
Nah, not

2338
00:47:37,478 --> 00:47:38,098
even that.

2339
00:47:38,428 --> 00:47:41,748
Go to like, think of like
the widest gated community.

2340
00:47:41,858 --> 00:47:43,358
Oh, right.

2341
00:47:43,678 --> 00:47:44,728
We give to Chariot.

2342
00:47:45,268 --> 00:47:47,798
Because my grandmother bought a
house there when they were first

2343
00:47:47,802 --> 00:47:48,372
building it.

2344
00:47:48,712 --> 00:47:49,832
So we had moved in

2345
00:47:49,832 --> 00:47:50,452
recently

2346
00:47:50,468 --> 00:47:52,038
and just walking through that,

2347
00:47:52,822 --> 00:47:53,482
that place,

2348
00:47:53,608 --> 00:47:55,112
the things you hear, just like,

2349
00:47:55,852 --> 00:48:00,502
damn you, to my face, just
like right now, like, I

2350
00:48:00,612 --> 00:48:00,972
don't know.

2351
00:48:00,982 --> 00:48:01,312
Just boom.

2352
00:48:01,432 --> 00:48:04,032
Oh man, I wish you, I would
say you just give people that

2353
00:48:04,032 --> 00:48:05,312
slap when they did that, Just

2354
00:48:05,312 --> 00:48:06,622
watch them just go down.

2355
00:48:07,388 --> 00:48:08,048
Just bam.

2356
00:48:08,298 --> 00:48:08,918
You should hand

2357
00:48:08,918 --> 00:48:09,608
them a card

2358
00:48:09,638 --> 00:48:10,498
after they say

2359
00:48:10,532 --> 00:48:10,702
it.

2360
00:48:11,512 --> 00:48:14,558
With your like, position and
what you do, professional power

2361
00:48:14,572 --> 00:48:15,022
slapper.

2362
00:48:17,162 --> 00:48:18,038
Like, I feel

2363
00:48:18,138 --> 00:48:20,318
like that would a lot of problems life.

2364
00:48:21,258 --> 00:48:24,438
If you were to get, you know, fall
out of your mouth and act like an

2365
00:48:24,448 --> 00:48:25,708
asshole or something like that.

2366
00:48:25,918 --> 00:48:28,128
If the repercussion was a lifetime slap.

2367
00:48:29,168 --> 00:48:29,348
I

2368
00:48:29,348 --> 00:48:30,848
think a lifetime slap would actually work.

2369
00:48:30,848 --> 00:48:32,598
Like, you're allowed to
slap one person a year.

2370
00:48:32,598 --> 00:48:32,648
I

2371
00:48:32,658 --> 00:48:33,778
feel like, honestly,

2372
00:48:34,032 --> 00:48:35,812
I'm the type of person that

2373
00:48:35,942 --> 00:48:36,252
really

2374
00:48:36,252 --> 00:48:36,822
believes,

2375
00:48:37,332 --> 00:48:37,922
truly

2376
00:48:37,958 --> 00:48:38,868
believes

2377
00:48:39,362 --> 00:48:40,372
that some people deserve to get

2378
00:48:40,443 --> 00:48:40,963
punished about.

2379
00:48:41,133 --> 00:48:41,863
Oh, 100%.

2380
00:48:42,013 --> 00:48:42,673
100%.

2381
00:48:43,083 --> 00:48:43,583
Everybody.

2382
00:48:43,583 --> 00:48:48,373
I'm not, I don't advocate violence, but
there's a moment in time where that is

2383
00:48:48,373 --> 00:48:50,583
the mechanism that stops the situation.

2384
00:48:51,112 --> 00:48:51,242
Exactly.

2385
00:48:51,272 --> 00:48:51,592
Like,

2386
00:48:51,713 --> 00:48:54,322
once we took that out
of the equation, like.

2387
00:48:54,827 --> 00:48:57,117
A lot of of people started
talking a lot of shit.

2388
00:48:57,117 --> 00:48:58,613
Yeah, they can say anything they want now.

2389
00:48:59,133 --> 00:48:59,513
Anything.

2390
00:48:59,543 --> 00:49:00,537
Oh, but there nothing

2391
00:49:00,547 --> 00:49:00,987
better

2392
00:49:01,383 --> 00:49:01,753
than

2393
00:49:01,837 --> 00:49:04,917
seeing someone that is
in that raging moment.

2394
00:49:05,242 --> 00:49:05,792
Where someone's

2395
00:49:05,792 --> 00:49:06,682
just like, you know what?

2396
00:49:06,752 --> 00:49:07,662
I'm going to

2397
00:49:07,742 --> 00:49:08,292
cut off

2398
00:49:08,298 --> 00:49:12,368
the societal fucking norm here, and
I'm just gonna pop you in the mouth.

2399
00:49:12,622 --> 00:49:14,042
You see, like,

2400
00:49:15,272 --> 00:49:15,802
take one,

2401
00:49:15,802 --> 00:49:16,172
And

2402
00:49:16,218 --> 00:49:16,418
And like

2403
00:49:16,688 --> 00:49:16,958
just,

2404
00:49:17,018 --> 00:49:18,228
dude it's the floor.

2405
00:49:18,468 --> 00:49:19,938
Like, I told you not to say that.

2406
00:49:20,932 --> 00:49:21,962
And they're like,

2407
00:49:23,427 --> 00:49:25,903
Oh, you

2408
00:49:25,903 --> 00:49:26,053
were

2409
00:49:26,053 --> 00:49:28,763
trying to say something
to get me to hit you.

2410
00:49:28,763 --> 00:49:30,623
You just kept elevating
the things you were

2411
00:49:30,637 --> 00:49:32,557
saying until I have to love

2412
00:49:32,557 --> 00:49:33,017
that though.

2413
00:49:33,017 --> 00:49:34,447
I mean, it's bad.

2414
00:49:34,447 --> 00:49:36,703
I shouldn't advocate that,
but there are times where it's

2415
00:49:36,713 --> 00:49:37,103
just like,

2416
00:49:37,513 --> 00:49:39,583
yeah, I, I'm not a violent person.

2417
00:49:39,603 --> 00:49:40,747
I don't think violence

2418
00:49:40,747 --> 00:49:41,303
should be the thing that

2419
00:49:41,407 --> 00:49:41,497
we

2420
00:49:41,497 --> 00:49:41,687
have

2421
00:49:41,687 --> 00:49:42,387
to resort to.

2422
00:49:43,133 --> 00:49:43,163
But

2423
00:49:43,173 --> 00:49:43,933
people are stupid.

2424
00:49:44,413 --> 00:49:47,193
I 100% say that you have
to like, sometimes you

2425
00:49:47,197 --> 00:49:48,737
got to speak somebody's language for them

2426
00:49:48,743 --> 00:49:49,583
to understand you.

2427
00:49:49,723 --> 00:49:50,403
Bullies.

2428
00:49:50,973 --> 00:49:51,883
There's a lot of bullies here in

2429
00:49:51,883 --> 00:49:52,343
this state.

2430
00:49:52,823 --> 00:49:54,113
They drive bullish, they act

2431
00:49:54,132 --> 00:49:54,892
bullish, they

2432
00:49:54,982 --> 00:49:55,822
are just always

2433
00:49:55,842 --> 00:49:56,352
bullying.

2434
00:49:56,732 --> 00:49:58,032
And that is honestly one of

2435
00:49:58,032 --> 00:49:58,942
my number one triggers.

2436
00:49:59,553 --> 00:50:03,632
Like if I'm in 7 Eleven and I see
somebody dicking the, the uh, foreign

2437
00:50:03,632 --> 00:50:04,913
person working at the cash register.

2438
00:50:04,923 --> 00:50:07,383
Oh yeah, I get, my wife

2439
00:50:07,742 --> 00:50:08,082
grabs

2440
00:50:08,082 --> 00:50:08,772
a seat

2441
00:50:09,363 --> 00:50:09,763
That's my

2442
00:50:09,763 --> 00:50:10,193
problem.

2443
00:50:10,193 --> 00:50:10,253
I

2444
00:50:10,253 --> 00:50:10,933
do all the time.

2445
00:50:10,983 --> 00:50:11,083
I

2446
00:50:11,103 --> 00:50:11,463
don't care

2447
00:50:11,463 --> 00:50:12,133
about anybody

2448
00:50:12,133 --> 00:50:12,473
else.

2449
00:50:12,853 --> 00:50:13,562
It's the bully.

2450
00:50:13,902 --> 00:50:14,152
Yeah.

2451
00:50:14,342 --> 00:50:14,602
I care

2452
00:50:14,602 --> 00:50:15,432
about that dude.

2453
00:50:15,442 --> 00:50:15,932
That dude?

2454
00:50:16,102 --> 00:50:16,422
Messing with a

2455
00:50:16,502 --> 00:50:17,743
man trying to just make a living.

2456
00:50:17,743 --> 00:50:17,833
Yeah.

2457
00:50:17,983 --> 00:50:18,163
Like,

2458
00:50:18,292 --> 00:50:19,452
no, fuck outta here.

2459
00:50:19,512 --> 00:50:20,073
Yeah, I, uh,

2460
00:50:20,273 --> 00:50:21,733
I almost went to jail in Mexico.

2461
00:50:22,052 --> 00:50:22,542
Um.

2462
00:50:24,703 --> 00:50:25,003
Wait a minute.

2463
00:50:25,463 --> 00:50:26,813
That's a, That's a Willie Nelson song.

2464
00:50:26,823 --> 00:50:27,053
Oh, yeah.

2465
00:50:27,263 --> 00:50:27,493
That's a

2466
00:50:27,623 --> 00:50:27,943
Willie

2467
00:50:27,983 --> 00:50:28,323
Nelson

2468
00:50:28,323 --> 00:50:28,353
song.

2469
00:50:28,692 --> 00:50:28,722
song.

2470
00:50:30,172 --> 00:50:30,352
I

2471
00:50:30,352 --> 00:50:30,923
almost went to went to I

2472
00:50:31,052 --> 00:50:34,403
to Mexico and I use, like, my
miles, and I don't remember

2473
00:50:34,473 --> 00:50:35,073
exactly why, but I

2474
00:50:35,073 --> 00:50:38,622
got a free stay at this
all in Cancun, I those

2475
00:50:38,632 --> 00:50:39,112
places.

2476
00:50:39,733 --> 00:50:40,013
And

2477
00:50:40,013 --> 00:50:40,243
uh,

2478
00:50:40,663 --> 00:50:42,567
so I'm sitting there
and it's my first night

2479
00:50:42,567 --> 00:50:43,307
there and I,

2480
00:50:43,367 --> 00:50:45,067
you know, I was there by myself and

2481
00:50:45,067 --> 00:50:45,717
there was like

2482
00:50:45,737 --> 00:50:46,237
a bunch of white

2483
00:50:46,237 --> 00:50:46,737
people there

2484
00:50:47,107 --> 00:50:51,613
and it was like a 48 to 50 something
year old, like pretty big, like, look

2485
00:50:51,613 --> 00:50:53,077
like a Carhartt millionaire type dude,

2486
00:50:53,077 --> 00:50:53,847
like construction

2487
00:50:53,847 --> 00:50:55,063
worker guy, older.

2488
00:50:55,707 --> 00:50:56,287
Tommy Bahama.

2489
00:50:56,403 --> 00:50:57,013
Yeah, Tommy.

2490
00:50:57,073 --> 00:50:58,663
Yeah, definitely We're Tommy I'm sure.

2491
00:50:58,673 --> 00:51:01,303
And they're sitting there and they're
just talking about, it was right after

2492
00:51:01,547 --> 00:51:02,237
got elected.

2493
00:51:02,402 --> 00:51:03,152
They're just talking all this

2494
00:51:03,193 --> 00:51:03,972
firm shit the whole time.

2495
00:51:04,443 --> 00:51:07,243
And he's telling his friend, like,
I've been coming here for 10 years.

2496
00:51:07,253 --> 00:51:09,003
It's like, you get burgers here.

2497
00:51:09,013 --> 00:51:09,803
You get pizza.

2498
00:51:09,803 --> 00:51:11,243
You don't have to just eat tacos.

2499
00:51:11,262 --> 00:51:11,582
I'm like,

2500
00:51:11,632 --> 00:51:12,342
just go to Florida.

2501
00:51:12,362 --> 00:51:13,242
What the fuck are you even doing

2502
00:51:13,242 --> 00:51:13,372
here?

2503
00:51:13,372 --> 00:51:13,932
And I'm just like,

2504
00:51:13,932 --> 00:51:14,842
getting more and more aggravated.

2505
00:51:14,842 --> 00:51:15,112
And I

2506
00:51:15,272 --> 00:51:15,752
already didn't want to

2507
00:51:15,752 --> 00:51:16,082
be there.

2508
00:51:16,503 --> 00:51:17,273
And before he got

2509
00:51:17,273 --> 00:51:18,622
there, I've talking to the bartender.

2510
00:51:18,703 --> 00:51:19,343
And, uh,

2511
00:51:19,613 --> 00:51:21,827
He had been on the waiting
list for years to get that job.

2512
00:51:21,837 --> 00:51:23,477
He's talking about like, how,

2513
00:51:23,937 --> 00:51:24,703
you know, the jobs and the

2514
00:51:24,737 --> 00:51:25,367
resorts are,

2515
00:51:25,423 --> 00:51:27,947
you know, he's from, know,
yeah, he drove an hour to

2516
00:51:27,947 --> 00:51:31,347
work every day and his kids and, you
he's finally got the job and he'd

2517
00:51:31,347 --> 00:51:32,317
worked his way up, you

2518
00:51:32,317 --> 00:51:32,747
know, and

2519
00:51:33,217 --> 00:51:34,563
making, you know, good money for

2520
00:51:34,573 --> 00:51:35,093
there, you know?

2521
00:51:35,623 --> 00:51:38,603
So the guy starts telling them
like, You know this bar, it's like

2522
00:51:38,603 --> 00:51:39,243
the wall, you

2523
00:51:39,243 --> 00:51:42,183
know, it's like you could stay on
your side, we could stay on our side,

2524
00:51:42,693 --> 00:51:46,163
you know, work, we over here, you
know, you don't have to be over here.

2525
00:51:46,173 --> 00:51:50,913
not like like yeah And I was
like, hey, man, like he's

2526
00:51:50,913 --> 00:51:51,607
just trying to work.

2527
00:51:51,607 --> 00:51:52,077
Like,

2528
00:51:52,333 --> 00:51:54,043
you know, you can like
chill out, you know?

2529
00:51:54,423 --> 00:51:56,623
And then he's just like, nah,
he's like, I don't understand

2530
00:51:56,623 --> 00:51:57,487
why everyone's got like, why

2531
00:51:57,487 --> 00:51:57,767
do they have to,

2532
00:51:57,807 --> 00:51:58,093
you know?

2533
00:51:58,093 --> 00:51:58,243
And

2534
00:51:58,253 --> 00:51:59,427
just like, it's getting more.

2535
00:52:00,123 --> 00:52:00,913
know, and I was

2536
00:52:00,913 --> 00:52:01,937
like, dude, I'm like,

2537
00:52:02,083 --> 00:52:02,923
just chill, man.

2538
00:52:02,983 --> 00:52:04,023
He said what are you gonna do about it?

2539
00:52:04,023 --> 00:52:04,793
I'm like i'm gonna slap the

2540
00:52:04,797 --> 00:52:05,507
shit out of you.

2541
00:52:05,543 --> 00:52:05,833
of you This

2542
00:52:05,833 --> 00:52:06,887
is way before Power Slam.

2543
00:52:07,317 --> 00:52:07,897
He's like, I bet

2544
00:52:08,023 --> 00:52:08,343
won't.

2545
00:52:08,363 --> 00:52:09,303
And I backhanded

2546
00:52:09,303 --> 00:52:09,423
him

2547
00:52:09,423 --> 00:52:09,513
as

2548
00:52:09,517 --> 00:52:09,667
hard

2549
00:52:09,667 --> 00:52:09,807
as I

2550
00:52:09,807 --> 00:52:09,837
can.

2551
00:52:09,957 --> 00:52:11,207
Oh, hell yeah, dude.

2552
00:52:11,267 --> 00:52:11,587
What?

2553
00:52:11,763 --> 00:52:11,883
can

2554
00:52:11,973 --> 00:52:14,223
And he stood up and was about to hit me.

2555
00:52:14,243 --> 00:52:15,293
And he walked and told on

2556
00:52:15,293 --> 00:52:15,433
me.

2557
00:52:17,877 --> 00:52:17,927
Fuck

2558
00:52:18,427 --> 00:52:18,577
you.

2559
00:52:18,757 --> 00:52:18,777
Yeah.

2560
00:52:18,777 --> 00:52:20,807
And he was to the

2561
00:52:20,807 --> 00:52:21,437
same thing.

2562
00:52:21,467 --> 00:52:25,713
For people that can't tell by how this
looks here, I'm about five, four with

2563
00:52:25,717 --> 00:52:26,583
the Jordans on.

2564
00:52:26,583 --> 00:52:26,963
And

2565
00:52:27,097 --> 00:52:27,447
guy was...

2566
00:52:27,883 --> 00:52:28,383
Probably six

2567
00:52:28,383 --> 00:52:28,943
feet tall.

2568
00:52:28,973 --> 00:52:30,453
He would probably whip my ass.

2569
00:52:31,063 --> 00:52:31,533
So the

2570
00:52:31,823 --> 00:52:34,143
cops fucking come and
they were not as cool

2571
00:52:34,143 --> 00:52:34,453
as they

2572
00:52:34,462 --> 00:52:34,682
should

2573
00:52:34,682 --> 00:52:35,182
have been.

2574
00:52:35,692 --> 00:52:37,122
Um, and, but they

2575
00:52:37,123 --> 00:52:38,602
basically said like, you could

2576
00:52:38,712 --> 00:52:41,232
leave right now and that'd be cool.

2577
00:52:41,722 --> 00:52:43,332
So this is Cancun.

2578
00:52:43,333 --> 00:52:46,493
So I called Kelvin, uh, who's
been on the show, UFC fighter.

2579
00:52:46,542 --> 00:52:48,423
And, uh, I know he
always goes to Mexico to

2580
00:52:48,423 --> 00:52:48,813
train.

2581
00:52:49,263 --> 00:52:49,503
And he

2582
00:52:49,512 --> 00:52:50,152
said, uh,

2583
00:52:50,753 --> 00:52:52,293
Playa del Carmen is where I usually go.

2584
00:52:52,323 --> 00:52:53,493
It's like an hour away.

2585
00:52:53,512 --> 00:52:53,862
He's like, I

2586
00:52:53,882 --> 00:52:54,702
got homies there.

2587
00:52:54,742 --> 00:52:55,882
Like, they'll take care of you.

2588
00:52:55,922 --> 00:52:56,212
Just

2589
00:52:56,382 --> 00:52:56,712
call them.

2590
00:52:56,902 --> 00:52:57,522
So I did.

2591
00:52:57,847 --> 00:53:00,553
Went there and I've been going
there ever since and it's

2592
00:53:00,603 --> 00:53:03,337
much more my speed, but like

2593
00:53:04,063 --> 00:53:05,803
He's almost like a guy

2594
00:53:05,803 --> 00:53:09,053
Arrested Dude, arrested
in mexico is not good.

2595
00:53:09,327 --> 00:53:09,977
Nah,

2596
00:53:10,007 --> 00:53:12,643
no like At least it's

2597
00:53:12,643 --> 00:53:14,523
like Cancun, I feel like it's probably

2598
00:53:14,563 --> 00:53:14,833
not

2599
00:53:14,833 --> 00:53:16,803
the worst, it's probably just a
bunch of tourists in there all

2600
00:53:16,803 --> 00:53:18,173
the time anyway, it would suck.

2601
00:53:18,183 --> 00:53:19,013
I don't know man, that

2602
00:53:19,013 --> 00:53:20,723
means the dude that's in there knows

2603
00:53:20,723 --> 00:53:21,353
that you're praying.

2604
00:53:21,843 --> 00:53:22,353
Yeah.

2605
00:53:22,573 --> 00:53:22,753
The one that's

2606
00:53:22,763 --> 00:53:23,083
not

2607
00:53:23,102 --> 00:53:23,802
the tourist.

2608
00:53:24,032 --> 00:53:24,703
Yeah, true.

2609
00:53:24,792 --> 00:53:27,242
But like, I just, I just
lost my for a second, this

2610
00:53:27,242 --> 00:53:28,433
guy would just wouldn't stop,

2611
00:53:28,503 --> 00:53:30,212
you know, I'm gonna just
leave the fucking guy alone.

2612
00:53:30,322 --> 00:53:31,053
That would piss me off.

2613
00:53:31,868 --> 00:53:33,338
100% would have done the same

2614
00:53:33,338 --> 00:53:33,568
thing.

2615
00:53:33,578 --> 00:53:34,318
Yeah, you know,

2616
00:53:34,337 --> 00:53:35,477
I was drinking, so

2617
00:53:36,198 --> 00:53:37,228
I was dealing with it.

2618
00:53:37,438 --> 00:53:39,998
And the tolerance just,
you know, every one

2619
00:53:40,017 --> 00:53:40,207
them

2620
00:53:40,217 --> 00:53:42,408
free fucking shitty well rums or

2621
00:53:42,417 --> 00:53:44,547
whatever they gave you at the
all inclusive, which is...

2622
00:53:44,718 --> 00:53:44,938
All

2623
00:53:44,938 --> 00:53:45,378
inclusive

2624
00:53:45,387 --> 00:53:46,027
resorts.

2625
00:53:46,208 --> 00:53:47,658
So I grew up really poor.

2626
00:53:48,088 --> 00:53:48,758
had no idea what

2627
00:53:48,767 --> 00:53:49,337
vacations

2628
00:53:49,337 --> 00:53:52,487
were, you know, I made the carnival
cruise line mistake and you

2629
00:53:52,487 --> 00:53:52,717
know,

2630
00:53:52,807 --> 00:53:53,507
the all

2631
00:53:53,507 --> 00:53:54,957
inclusive that he's describing.

2632
00:53:55,138 --> 00:53:57,328
you save all your life.

2633
00:53:58,008 --> 00:53:58,837
To finally get

2634
00:53:58,837 --> 00:54:00,547
a vacation where you're going with your

2635
00:54:00,547 --> 00:54:01,897
wife somewhere and it says all

2636
00:54:01,897 --> 00:54:02,417
inclusive and

2637
00:54:02,427 --> 00:54:04,187
you don't know shit
about what this stuff is.

2638
00:54:05,137 --> 00:54:07,827
It's a fucking cafeteria in a third world

2639
00:54:07,827 --> 00:54:08,197
country.

2640
00:54:09,628 --> 00:54:09,918
It's

2641
00:54:10,077 --> 00:54:12,777
the worst food that you
could possibly imagine.

2642
00:54:12,787 --> 00:54:13,927
Like, imagine like

2643
00:54:13,927 --> 00:54:16,317
going to high school, like
the high school cafeteria.

2644
00:54:16,528 --> 00:54:18,368
The spaghetti noodles
that you get there or

2645
00:54:18,368 --> 00:54:18,982
what you get there.

2646
00:54:19,182 --> 00:54:20,602
It's like a nacho bar.

2647
00:54:20,838 --> 00:54:22,578
Like it's just, but it's

2648
00:54:23,138 --> 00:54:23,518
not good.

2649
00:54:23,518 --> 00:54:23,548
Yeah.

2650
00:54:24,898 --> 00:54:25,028
It's

2651
00:54:25,048 --> 00:54:25,438
crappy.

2652
00:54:25,468 --> 00:54:27,932
And like, there's three good
restaurants, but you got to

2653
00:54:27,932 --> 00:54:29,782
make the like four or five days

2654
00:54:29,782 --> 00:54:30,522
in advance.

2655
00:54:30,612 --> 00:54:30,992
Or you have

2656
00:54:31,012 --> 00:54:34,112
to eat at the buffet where everyone else
eats and it's fucking nice into the fuck.

2657
00:54:34,192 --> 00:54:36,402
It's like the shittiest,
like Las Vegas buffet.

2658
00:54:36,492 --> 00:54:36,992
And like,

2659
00:54:37,598 --> 00:54:38,918
Yeah, not even Golden Corral.

2660
00:54:38,918 --> 00:54:39,798
You went to like some

2661
00:54:39,818 --> 00:54:40,228
random town.

2662
00:54:40,358 --> 00:54:40,538
Yeah,

2663
00:54:40,538 --> 00:54:40,688
it's

2664
00:54:40,698 --> 00:54:40,968
not

2665
00:54:40,968 --> 00:54:41,818
even Golden Corral,

2666
00:54:42,022 --> 00:54:42,152
it

2667
00:54:43,438 --> 00:54:45,118
It is less than Golden Corral.

2668
00:54:45,928 --> 00:54:47,938
It's like the Sizzler Buffet used to be,

2669
00:54:47,938 --> 00:54:49,112
but like at the end of the night,

2670
00:54:52,718 --> 00:54:52,748
it's

2671
00:54:53,068 --> 00:54:54,562
even be worse than Golden Corral.

2672
00:54:54,562 --> 00:54:55,882
I hate Golden Corral.

2673
00:54:55,918 --> 00:54:56,802
My granddad used to

2674
00:54:56,838 --> 00:54:57,048
take

2675
00:54:57,048 --> 00:54:58,818
us there after church That's so bad.

2676
00:55:00,708 --> 00:55:01,708
I went to the buffet.

2677
00:55:01,708 --> 00:55:04,762
I had one of the most scarring
moments in food history there.

2678
00:55:04,908 --> 00:55:09,128
and it was I was going around
the buffet and some asshole

2679
00:55:09,578 --> 00:55:10,238
put what

2680
00:55:10,268 --> 00:55:11,768
looked like mozzarella

2681
00:55:11,778 --> 00:55:12,858
sticks right next

2682
00:55:12,858 --> 00:55:14,398
to like the spaghetti sauce and

2683
00:55:14,407 --> 00:55:14,927
all the other stuff.

2684
00:55:15,538 --> 00:55:16,487
It went together.

2685
00:55:16,517 --> 00:55:18,588
It was, and they looked fat and like,

2686
00:55:19,207 --> 00:55:21,947
I was like, oh man, mozzarella sticks?

2687
00:55:22,223 --> 00:55:22,813
fuck yeah.

2688
00:55:22,823 --> 00:55:26,467
Load the plate up, run back over the
table, put my marinara sauce on there,

2689
00:55:26,937 --> 00:55:29,273
dip that bitch in there, took a big ol

2690
00:55:29,283 --> 00:55:30,637
bite it was a fuckin yam.

2691
00:55:31,943 --> 00:55:32,113
Oh,

2692
00:55:32,322 --> 00:55:32,442
not

2693
00:55:32,482 --> 00:55:32,702
that

2694
00:55:32,703 --> 00:55:33,273
bad though.

2695
00:55:33,883 --> 00:55:34,433
That's horrible, dude.

2696
00:55:34,433 --> 00:55:36,992
Who wants to How grossly the plate?

2697
00:55:37,003 --> 00:55:39,343
The mozzarella stick was a fuckin yam

2698
00:55:39,343 --> 00:55:39,903
Yeah, I

2699
00:55:40,062 --> 00:55:40,442
thinking

2700
00:55:40,442 --> 00:55:42,512
something was gonna be
way worse, like a Gross

2701
00:55:42,512 --> 00:55:43,492
like fish stick or

2702
00:55:43,492 --> 00:55:43,772
something, maybe.

2703
00:55:43,782 --> 00:55:46,272
Yeah, I thought you were gonna
say a finger, or you saw like a

2704
00:55:46,373 --> 00:55:47,293
like a body part.

2705
00:55:47,293 --> 00:55:48,393
No, a yam.

2706
00:55:48,443 --> 00:55:49,172
It just a

2707
00:55:49,352 --> 00:55:49,492
sweet

2708
00:55:49,692 --> 00:55:50,082
potato.

2709
00:55:50,272 --> 00:55:50,492
No,

2710
00:55:50,522 --> 00:55:51,669
yuck, dude, yuck.

2711
00:55:51,669 --> 00:55:52,041
It

2712
00:55:52,041 --> 00:55:52,433
was a fried

2713
00:55:52,433 --> 00:55:52,743
yam.

2714
00:55:52,923 --> 00:55:53,603
Yeah, I mean,

2715
00:55:53,662 --> 00:55:54,602
that's probably good.

2716
00:55:54,682 --> 00:55:55,242
Like, the

2717
00:55:55,513 --> 00:55:56,073
Probably good.

2718
00:55:56,113 --> 00:55:58,503
The shock of it not being
what you thought was bad.

2719
00:55:58,503 --> 00:55:59,103
That was the problem.

2720
00:55:59,122 --> 00:56:00,583
But, yeah,

2721
00:56:00,592 --> 00:56:01,102
but it wasn't, like,

2722
00:56:01,283 --> 00:56:02,003
true.

2723
00:56:02,083 --> 00:56:04,173
You haven't bit into a yam pizza yet,

2724
00:56:04,203 --> 00:56:04,423
then.

2725
00:56:05,043 --> 00:56:07,733
No, or something just not
what it's supposed to be.

2726
00:56:07,733 --> 00:56:08,793
No, I have not.

2727
00:56:09,863 --> 00:56:11,063
Same thing, dude.

2728
00:56:11,063 --> 00:56:12,873
Sauce and potato.

2729
00:56:13,333 --> 00:56:14,173
It was weird.

2730
00:56:15,413 --> 00:56:16,813
And, uh, that's not funny.

2731
00:56:16,842 --> 00:56:18,342
The golden corral is gross, dude.

2732
00:56:18,442 --> 00:56:19,292
I've literally seen a

2733
00:56:19,352 --> 00:56:19,942
cockroach.

2734
00:56:20,593 --> 00:56:21,083
Leave the

2735
00:56:21,103 --> 00:56:21,413
plate.

2736
00:56:21,513 --> 00:56:24,713
Like, come from underneath the,
like, where they keep all the food

2737
00:56:24,737 --> 00:56:25,137
and stuff,

2738
00:56:25,447 --> 00:56:26,437
and then come up,

2739
00:56:26,663 --> 00:56:28,613
and then then like, go into

2740
00:56:28,673 --> 00:56:29,997
a plate that was just
sitting on the table.

2741
00:56:29,997 --> 00:56:30,587
Just hanging out.

2742
00:56:30,623 --> 00:56:32,247
And the server just walked over,

2743
00:56:32,463 --> 00:56:33,777
killed it real quick, put it on

2744
00:56:33,777 --> 00:56:34,677
the plate, and then went

2745
00:56:34,777 --> 00:56:35,467
took it to the van.

2746
00:56:36,257 --> 00:56:37,683
I like, no, you,

2747
00:56:37,993 --> 00:56:38,193
you,

2748
00:56:38,373 --> 00:56:38,443
look

2749
00:56:38,463 --> 00:56:40,053
like you used the shoe when you did that.

2750
00:56:40,073 --> 00:56:40,367
Did he

2751
00:56:40,367 --> 00:56:40,967
use the shoe?

2752
00:56:41,208 --> 00:56:41,428
Oh,

2753
00:56:41,448 --> 00:56:41,718
no,

2754
00:56:41,728 --> 00:56:42,368
because you went like

2755
00:56:42,377 --> 00:56:42,497
this?

2756
00:56:42,597 --> 00:56:43,187
No, its even worse.

2757
00:56:43,187 --> 00:56:44,218
That's a classic, Like

2758
00:56:44,747 --> 00:56:45,017
remember

2759
00:56:45,988 --> 00:56:46,418
I was like,

2760
00:56:46,477 --> 00:56:47,377
did pull

2761
00:56:47,397 --> 00:56:48,057
off shoe?

2762
00:56:48,437 --> 00:56:48,657
Nah.

2763
00:56:48,808 --> 00:56:48,868
see.

2764
00:56:48,868 --> 00:56:49,338
Did you go to the

2765
00:56:49,338 --> 00:56:49,888
train center?

2766
00:56:49,998 --> 00:56:50,768
Yeah, oh, he waited.

2767
00:56:53,138 --> 00:56:53,288
Oh,

2768
00:56:53,288 --> 00:56:55,058
it's Like, the Wendy's, like the...

2769
00:56:55,408 --> 00:56:56,028
like it was a

2770
00:56:56,028 --> 00:56:56,598
Tuesday.

2771
00:56:56,618 --> 00:56:58,348
Yeah, it's a Tuesday.

2772
00:56:58,528 --> 00:56:58,748
Yeah.

2773
00:56:58,748 --> 00:56:58,998
If they

2774
00:56:58,998 --> 00:56:59,188
don't

2775
00:56:59,198 --> 00:57:00,168
freak the fuck out,

2776
00:57:00,218 --> 00:57:02,168
they're too comfortable
with that scenario.

2777
00:57:02,198 --> 00:57:02,697
They're like, is.

2778
00:57:03,538 --> 00:57:04,418
Kill it, move minutes, we

2779
00:57:04,432 --> 00:57:04,762
just throw these out.

2780
00:57:04,902 --> 00:57:05,032
You

2781
00:57:05,032 --> 00:57:05,362
don't want

2782
00:57:05,362 --> 00:57:05,412
to

2783
00:57:05,412 --> 00:57:06,322
know what goes on in a restaurant.

2784
00:57:06,332 --> 00:57:06,612
Nope,

2785
00:57:06,828 --> 00:57:07,368
nope, Don't even

2786
00:57:07,368 --> 00:57:07,448
want to

2787
00:57:07,448 --> 00:57:07,648
talk

2788
00:57:07,648 --> 00:57:08,048
about it.

2789
00:57:08,048 --> 00:57:08,972
Oh, I used to work in

2790
00:57:09,168 --> 00:57:09,638
Yeah.

2791
00:57:10,498 --> 00:57:11,058
No.

2792
00:57:11,902 --> 00:57:12,212
Don't

2793
00:57:12,228 --> 00:57:13,658
order your shit special.

2794
00:57:13,678 --> 00:57:14,832
Don't be an asshole.

2795
00:57:14,832 --> 00:57:16,472
Don't just fucking go in there.

2796
00:57:16,572 --> 00:57:17,242
Oh, I mess this up every time.

2797
00:57:17,252 --> 00:57:18,358
Oh, you gotta be extra

2798
00:57:18,362 --> 00:57:18,432
nice.

2799
00:57:18,432 --> 00:57:18,922
High

2800
00:57:18,988 --> 00:57:19,538
five.

2801
00:57:19,628 --> 00:57:20,728
I'll tip extra.

2802
00:57:20,898 --> 00:57:22,782
Just so they when I come back, don't

2803
00:57:22,942 --> 00:57:23,192
fuck with

2804
00:57:23,202 --> 00:57:23,402
my food.

2805
00:57:23,712 --> 00:57:24,182
Yeah.

2806
00:57:24,528 --> 00:57:25,218
No.

2807
00:57:25,562 --> 00:57:27,402
Like, man, I, uh, He's getting fucking

2808
00:57:27,402 --> 00:57:29,532
floor burgers, pube sandwiches.

2809
00:57:29,618 --> 00:57:29,758
I

2810
00:57:29,758 --> 00:57:30,598
don't understand

2811
00:57:31,062 --> 00:57:32,032
the mentality

2812
00:57:32,032 --> 00:57:34,132
of a person that could be
shitty to the person that's

2813
00:57:34,162 --> 00:57:36,092
about to be alone with
their food before that they

2814
00:57:36,092 --> 00:57:36,412
eat it.

2815
00:57:36,532 --> 00:57:37,902
Like, I don't, like,

2816
00:57:38,082 --> 00:57:38,332
You,

2817
00:57:38,332 --> 00:57:40,758
you trust societal fucking too

2818
00:57:40,758 --> 00:57:41,168
much,

2819
00:57:41,198 --> 00:57:41,438
Matt.

2820
00:57:41,448 --> 00:57:44,668
No, there's no, that's like
some sheltered ass people.

2821
00:57:44,848 --> 00:57:45,068
that

2822
00:57:45,098 --> 00:57:45,458
never What

2823
00:57:45,467 --> 00:57:47,037
was that movie you had me watch waiting,

2824
00:57:47,187 --> 00:57:47,707
waiting.

2825
00:57:47,827 --> 00:57:48,747
I watched that movie.

2826
00:57:48,797 --> 00:57:49,087
Holy

2827
00:57:49,448 --> 00:57:49,758
recently.

2828
00:57:49,768 --> 00:57:49,808
Holy

2829
00:57:49,808 --> 00:57:49,948
shit.

2830
00:57:50,187 --> 00:57:50,437
Yeah.

2831
00:57:50,437 --> 00:57:51,217
That was like that.

2832
00:57:51,518 --> 00:57:51,938
That's real.

2833
00:57:52,198 --> 00:57:52,878
That's real shit though.

2834
00:57:52,898 --> 00:57:53,338
I looked

2835
00:57:53,338 --> 00:57:55,008
at, uh, Captain Deans.

2836
00:57:55,253 --> 00:57:58,273
I told you in the story before
back in the day, Captain D's, like

2837
00:57:58,423 --> 00:58:00,593
Long John Silver's retarded cousin.

2838
00:58:00,973 --> 00:58:02,213
Like, that's our one.

2839
00:58:03,143 --> 00:58:04,863
It's like, it's his,
his meth headed cousin.

2840
00:58:04,863 --> 00:58:05,957
is captains, right?

2841
00:58:06,013 --> 00:58:06,413
That's Long John Silver's.

2842
00:58:06,413 --> 00:58:07,153
he wasn't born retarded.

2843
00:58:07,153 --> 00:58:07,523
he made himself.

2844
00:58:08,023 --> 00:58:08,293
Yeah.

2845
00:58:08,393 --> 00:58:09,323
He smoked himself into it.

2846
00:58:09,953 --> 00:58:16,408
Um, anyway, we had this dude
that worked there that so.

2847
00:58:16,818 --> 00:58:17,838
You know, fast food,

2848
00:58:18,148 --> 00:58:19,188
there's two workers there.

2849
00:58:19,238 --> 00:58:19,398
There's

2850
00:58:19,417 --> 00:58:19,987
kids.

2851
00:58:20,518 --> 00:58:23,528
And then there's the people
that you have to work there.

2852
00:58:24,578 --> 00:58:25,328
Before like

2853
00:58:25,358 --> 00:58:28,087
The adults that just got to work there,

2854
00:58:28,238 --> 00:58:28,618
Yeah.

2855
00:58:28,638 --> 00:58:29,198
There's kids that

2856
00:58:29,198 --> 00:58:29,368
are just

2857
00:58:29,418 --> 00:58:31,798
working So, and normally those

2858
00:58:32,157 --> 00:58:35,137
work the mornings and shit like
that, or they're the prep people,

2859
00:58:35,577 --> 00:58:35,887
right?

2860
00:58:35,997 --> 00:58:36,197
Yeah.

2861
00:58:36,557 --> 00:58:39,018
And I had one Saturday
where I had to go in

2862
00:58:39,027 --> 00:58:39,377
the dude

2863
00:58:39,377 --> 00:58:39,917
that worked there,

2864
00:58:40,007 --> 00:58:41,167
he looked like Danny Trejo.

2865
00:58:41,277 --> 00:58:41,337
I

2866
00:58:41,337 --> 00:58:42,407
don't know how else to explain it.

2867
00:58:42,907 --> 00:58:44,783
He just looked like damn Trail, right?

2868
00:58:44,783 --> 00:58:45,955
That's called, he was tatted up.

2869
00:58:45,960 --> 00:58:46,673
What's the prison look?

2870
00:58:46,703 --> 00:58:48,053
He had, he was tatted up.

2871
00:58:48,053 --> 00:58:49,193
He had fucking tats

2872
00:58:49,197 --> 00:58:50,367
on the hands, tats on the neck.

2873
00:58:50,367 --> 00:58:50,577
And this

2874
00:58:50,577 --> 00:58:52,213
was the nineties, right?

2875
00:58:52,213 --> 00:58:52,663
This dude

2876
00:58:52,668 --> 00:58:52,873
was

2877
00:58:53,383 --> 00:58:54,193
just angry.

2878
00:58:54,193 --> 00:58:55,033
never said nothing.

2879
00:58:55,033 --> 00:58:56,547
He was just always doing his shit.

2880
00:58:56,552 --> 00:58:57,717
And I never talked to him either.

2881
00:58:57,717 --> 00:58:58,257
Fuck that.

2882
00:58:58,527 --> 00:58:58,677
Yeah.

2883
00:58:58,707 --> 00:58:58,887
Like

2884
00:58:58,887 --> 00:59:01,617
I'm a 16 year old kid, this
guy's gonna break my neck.

2885
00:59:02,063 --> 00:59:02,333
Right.

2886
00:59:02,333 --> 00:59:05,397
And I remember walking in and I

2887
00:59:05,397 --> 00:59:06,147
was like, what is.

2888
00:59:06,623 --> 00:59:07,547
he was making Cole slow.

2889
00:59:08,133 --> 00:59:09,673
And coleslaw is just like,

2890
00:59:09,762 --> 00:59:11,032
know, basically they

2891
00:59:11,253 --> 00:59:13,902
dump a bag of shredded shit

2892
00:59:14,282 --> 00:59:16,723
into a canister of fucking mayo,

2893
00:59:17,232 --> 00:59:18,283
you know, it's something like that.

2894
00:59:18,333 --> 00:59:22,193
And then they put on a fucking plastic
glove and they sit there and stir it,

2895
00:59:22,393 --> 00:59:24,163
you know, until it's all whatever.

2896
00:59:24,412 --> 00:59:25,242
And that's, who never had that?

2897
00:59:25,642 --> 00:59:27,102
No, this dude had a plastic glove on.

2898
00:59:27,123 --> 00:59:27,493
Yeah, even

2899
00:59:27,643 --> 00:59:29,003
the glove, it doesn't make it better.

2900
00:59:29,113 --> 00:59:29,643
Doesn't for

2901
00:59:29,872 --> 00:59:30,162
either.

2902
00:59:30,172 --> 00:59:30,732
However,

2903
00:59:31,033 --> 00:59:32,743
that was the least of the problems.

2904
00:59:33,013 --> 00:59:34,683
Because in his mouth...

2905
00:59:35,208 --> 00:59:36,162
Was a fucking

2906
00:59:36,172 --> 00:59:36,812
cigarette

2907
00:59:37,488 --> 00:59:37,928
with like

2908
00:59:40,932 --> 00:59:42,412
with like an inch

2909
00:59:42,678 --> 00:59:44,898
of solid, unflicked ash,

2910
00:59:46,902 --> 00:59:48,992
just manly hanging there.

2911
00:59:48,992 --> 00:59:51,002
Like he didn't, his eye wasn't

2912
00:59:51,008 --> 00:59:53,358
red, He wasn't hurting
from holding it in there.

2913
00:59:53,538 --> 00:59:54,078
He was just.

2914
00:59:54,503 --> 00:59:55,043
Doing his

2915
00:59:55,053 --> 00:59:56,007
thing and I'm like, it was

2916
00:59:56,007 --> 00:59:56,157
just

2917
00:59:56,537 --> 00:59:57,377
hanging all about

2918
01:00:00,633 --> 01:00:02,343
Felt me staring from the corner of

2919
01:00:02,353 --> 01:00:03,973
the room I'm trying to fry fish

2920
01:00:04,017 --> 01:00:04,227
like

2921
01:00:10,297 --> 01:00:11,357
Promise to god

2922
01:00:12,267 --> 01:00:17,503
I heard It It was so He just

2923
01:00:17,763 --> 01:00:17,853
moved

2924
01:00:17,853 --> 01:00:20,837
his hand through that heard, And I like,

2925
01:00:22,097 --> 01:00:23,563
I ain't I've never eaten coleslaw again,

2926
01:00:24,353 --> 01:00:25,397
I still have it.

2927
01:00:25,417 --> 01:00:25,717
Yeah,

2928
01:00:25,753 --> 01:00:26,143
coleslaw

2929
01:00:26,193 --> 01:00:26,653
is disgusting.

2930
01:00:26,663 --> 01:00:27,503
Yeah, but it's made

2931
01:00:27,657 --> 01:00:28,877
it's people's history foods.

2932
01:00:29,363 --> 01:00:29,613
Not

2933
01:00:29,613 --> 01:00:30,343
that kind of white version.

2934
01:00:30,387 --> 01:00:30,867
You mix

2935
01:00:30,887 --> 01:00:32,773
too many things together at once.

2936
01:00:32,813 --> 01:00:35,737
There's way too many
opportunities for other shit

2937
01:00:35,797 --> 01:00:36,087
to go

2938
01:00:36,087 --> 01:00:36,377
wrong.

2939
01:00:37,167 --> 01:00:40,267
Why you don't eat casseroles
at the, at the fucking potluck.

2940
01:00:40,628 --> 01:00:40,958
You don't

2941
01:00:40,958 --> 01:00:41,288
touch

2942
01:00:41,288 --> 01:00:42,052
any of, I don't

2943
01:00:42,052 --> 01:00:42,382
need to be,

2944
01:00:42,772 --> 01:00:42,902
oh.

2945
01:00:43,322 --> 01:00:45,888
Oh no, my mom ruined that
for me such early on.

2946
01:00:46,042 --> 01:00:48,378
Like, was just like, you ever
been in their kitchen before?

2947
01:00:48,468 --> 01:00:48,768
There you go.

2948
01:00:49,158 --> 01:00:50,302
I'm like, They got birds.

2949
01:00:50,868 --> 01:00:50,928
On

2950
01:00:50,928 --> 01:00:51,348
the counter.

2951
01:00:51,348 --> 01:00:51,498
They

2952
01:00:51,498 --> 01:00:52,068
have birds

2953
01:00:52,155 --> 01:00:53,872
They got birds.

2954
01:00:53,872 --> 01:00:53,992
They're

2955
01:00:54,138 --> 01:00:57,288
They just flapping their dander all
over your fucking noodle caboodle.

2956
01:00:57,622 --> 01:00:57,782
caboodle.

2957
01:00:57,858 --> 01:00:58,148
Yeah.

2958
01:00:58,758 --> 01:00:59,802
like, you've been in their house, right?

2959
01:00:59,812 --> 01:01:01,192
I have.

2960
01:01:01,368 --> 01:01:01,458
I have.

2961
01:01:01,458 --> 01:01:02,868
And it's cat hair surprise.

2962
01:01:02,928 --> 01:01:03,438
Oh yeah.

2963
01:01:03,502 --> 01:01:03,962
I'm like, no.

2964
01:01:05,407 --> 01:01:07,897
Dude, I almost got stabbed
at Fast Food Face once.

2965
01:01:07,897 --> 01:01:07,927
Oh

2966
01:01:08,088 --> 01:01:08,358
Oh

2967
01:01:09,017 --> 01:01:09,167
no

2968
01:01:09,167 --> 01:01:09,587
shit.

2969
01:01:10,187 --> 01:01:10,847
I've had a lot

2970
01:01:10,918 --> 01:01:14,687
my dad took down a, took down a
burglar at Popeye's restaurant when

2971
01:01:14,687 --> 01:01:15,767
he used to be the manager there.

2972
01:01:16,687 --> 01:01:16,977
dude.

2973
01:01:17,228 --> 01:01:17,258
dude.

2974
01:01:17,258 --> 01:01:20,848
tried to rob the place and my dad
just fucking jumped on him, put

2975
01:01:20,848 --> 01:01:23,417
him in a fucking choke and held
him there until the cops got there.

2976
01:01:23,867 --> 01:01:24,137
Damn.

2977
01:01:24,857 --> 01:01:25,367
I never get

2978
01:01:26,007 --> 01:01:26,247
phone

2979
01:01:26,247 --> 01:01:26,817
like that.

2980
01:01:26,847 --> 01:01:26,997
No.

2981
01:01:27,108 --> 01:01:28,587
Were you working when you
almost got st stabbed?

2982
01:01:29,258 --> 01:01:29,328
I

2983
01:01:29,328 --> 01:01:32,538
was just, dude was threatening to
stab you for no fucking reason, I

2984
01:01:32,667 --> 01:01:33,417
$4 knife

2985
01:01:33,468 --> 01:01:33,978
everything.

2986
01:01:34,028 --> 01:01:34,698
Why?

2987
01:01:34,698 --> 01:01:35,678
I don't know.

2988
01:01:35,967 --> 01:01:36,117
know.

2989
01:01:36,257 --> 01:01:37,014
I was just sitting

2990
01:01:37,014 --> 01:01:39,357
there trying to make
fucking like, cause I was

2991
01:01:39,467 --> 01:01:40,458
in a Chick fil A

2992
01:01:40,458 --> 01:01:43,818
and I was trying to make
these, uh, you know, bigots.

2993
01:01:44,057 --> 01:01:44,267
Oh,

2994
01:01:44,327 --> 01:01:44,377
what the

2995
01:01:44,527 --> 01:01:44,747
fuck is it

2996
01:01:44,747 --> 01:01:45,187
called?

2997
01:01:45,187 --> 01:01:45,657
I forget.

2998
01:01:45,947 --> 01:01:46,447
Nuggets?

2999
01:01:46,953 --> 01:01:47,543
I was, it was,

3000
01:01:47,543 --> 01:01:49,563
the nuggets, but they have a
little writing around them.

3001
01:01:49,633 --> 01:01:50,103
Oh, like

3002
01:01:50,103 --> 01:01:52,623
the tenders or the, or like the, uh.

3003
01:01:53,083 --> 01:01:53,653
Sandwich.

3004
01:01:53,833 --> 01:01:54,863
the breakfast ones, right?

3005
01:01:54,897 --> 01:01:55,062
Yeah,

3006
01:01:55,062 --> 01:01:55,422
the breakfast.

3007
01:01:55,522 --> 01:01:56,542
Oh yeah.

3008
01:01:56,642 --> 01:01:58,533
You know what I'm talking
The spicy chicken biscuit.

3009
01:01:58,583 --> 01:01:59,473
put a little honey on it.

3010
01:01:59,483 --> 01:01:59,743
Yeah.

3011
01:01:59,883 --> 01:02:00,623
It said it's the

3012
01:02:00,623 --> 01:02:00,973
shit.

3013
01:02:01,053 --> 01:02:01,313
Yeah.

3014
01:02:01,373 --> 01:02:01,663
I was

3015
01:02:01,953 --> 01:02:03,563
over there just making, them doing work.

3016
01:02:03,583 --> 01:02:06,622
I'm struggling because I had just
started and no one taught me how to do

3017
01:02:06,627 --> 01:02:08,383
anything So I'm over here And this dude

3018
01:02:08,392 --> 01:02:13,142
like smash, send it, send it.

3019
01:02:14,002 --> 01:02:15,142
And this dude

3020
01:02:15,153 --> 01:02:15,663
just is like,

3021
01:02:15,898 --> 01:02:16,968
man, you know what's up?

3022
01:02:17,208 --> 01:02:17,678
Man, fuck

3023
01:02:17,878 --> 01:02:17,968
this

3024
01:02:17,968 --> 01:02:18,198
dude.

3025
01:02:18,598 --> 01:02:21,277
And the girl says to me like, You
need to calm down before you come with

3026
01:02:21,297 --> 01:02:21,657
this bitch

3027
01:02:21,657 --> 01:02:22,778
and stab your your ass.

3028
01:02:22,778 --> 01:02:23,398
You don't know what

3029
01:02:23,567 --> 01:02:24,017
about.

3030
01:02:24,287 --> 01:02:24,857
And I'm over here

3031
01:02:24,857 --> 01:02:25,307
like, Bro,

3032
01:02:25,317 --> 01:02:26,037
I'm just trying to work.

3033
01:02:26,367 --> 01:02:27,627
Tired of these motherfuckers.

3034
01:02:28,007 --> 01:02:28,317
And then

3035
01:02:28,317 --> 01:02:29,177
she's like, Man,

3036
01:02:29,177 --> 01:02:30,297
I ain't worried about him.

3037
01:02:30,557 --> 01:02:30,977
I got a

3038
01:02:30,998 --> 01:02:32,728
nothing right here in my pocket right

3039
01:02:32,728 --> 01:02:33,038
now.

3040
01:02:33,308 --> 01:02:33,808
He could get

3041
01:02:33,817 --> 01:02:33,977
this

3042
01:02:34,007 --> 01:02:34,567
anytime.

3043
01:02:34,567 --> 01:02:35,057
I'm like,

3044
01:02:35,653 --> 01:02:36,393
Well, like.

3045
01:02:36,393 --> 01:02:36,683
I didn't even say

3046
01:02:36,683 --> 01:02:36,743
anything.

3047
01:02:36,743 --> 01:02:36,873
why

3048
01:02:37,687 --> 01:02:37,977
Why

3049
01:02:37,993 --> 01:02:40,053
you, why are you threatening to poke me

3050
01:02:40,053 --> 01:02:40,923
in my side meat?

3051
01:02:40,953 --> 01:02:42,453
We're just doing sandwiches here.

3052
01:02:43,373 --> 01:02:45,047
I just want to close
your in my own business.

3053
01:02:45,277 --> 01:02:45,617
Can't you just

3054
01:02:46,413 --> 01:02:47,963
Can't we just keep this to a slap?

3055
01:02:48,387 --> 01:02:48,537
Yeah.

3056
01:02:50,583 --> 01:02:52,457
I love the fact that you worked

3057
01:02:52,457 --> 01:02:52,997
at Popeye's

3058
01:02:53,103 --> 01:02:54,037
and he worked at fil A.

3059
01:02:55,113 --> 01:02:55,133
fil a.

3060
01:02:55,143 --> 01:02:55,283
Oh

3061
01:02:55,287 --> 01:02:57,437
yeah, that is kind of kind of odd the

3062
01:02:58,117 --> 01:02:58,167
fuck up.

3063
01:02:58,457 --> 01:02:59,063
I guess you

3064
01:02:59,073 --> 01:02:59,243
were

3065
01:02:59,243 --> 01:02:59,303
in

3066
01:02:59,313 --> 01:02:59,653
the front,

3067
01:02:59,697 --> 01:02:59,837
I

3068
01:02:59,837 --> 01:03:00,007
was

3069
01:03:00,007 --> 01:03:00,477
in the back.

3070
01:03:01,017 --> 01:03:02,963
Well, I mean, I'm not gonna say that.

3071
01:03:06,407 --> 01:03:07,373
They can't meet in the the back

3072
01:03:07,373 --> 01:03:07,673
of the house.

3073
01:03:07,913 --> 01:03:10,097
Oh Yeah, You mean like they do
in Florida restaurants where one

3074
01:03:10,097 --> 01:03:10,467
side of the

3075
01:03:10,467 --> 01:03:10,827
restaurant

3076
01:03:10,827 --> 01:03:10,937
is

3077
01:03:10,937 --> 01:03:11,577
seated black,

3078
01:03:11,638 --> 01:03:12,653
the other side is seated white?

3079
01:03:12,667 --> 01:03:12,857
don't

3080
01:03:12,857 --> 01:03:13,497
do that, do they?

3081
01:03:13,687 --> 01:03:14,457
Oh, dude.

3082
01:03:14,497 --> 01:03:14,907
Oh, if you're

3083
01:03:14,937 --> 01:03:16,117
black, the back.

3084
01:03:16,177 --> 01:03:16,407
Oh,

3085
01:03:16,407 --> 01:03:16,937
yeah, dude.

3086
01:03:18,603 --> 01:03:19,223
that's what they

3087
01:03:19,257 --> 01:03:19,367
say.

3088
01:03:20,273 --> 01:03:24,813
don't, You can't put a black table
next to a redneck table in Florida.

3089
01:03:25,613 --> 01:03:26,093
It would

3090
01:03:26,383 --> 01:03:28,993
it would result in some kind of fucking

3091
01:03:29,883 --> 01:03:30,203
unless

3092
01:03:30,203 --> 01:03:30,333
they

3093
01:03:30,333 --> 01:03:33,053
already knew each other if they already
knew it Like there was a if there

3094
01:03:33,463 --> 01:03:33,693
was a

3095
01:03:34,057 --> 01:03:34,807
there's a gap

3096
01:03:35,273 --> 01:03:35,623
then the

3097
01:03:35,623 --> 01:03:38,713
black people won't get the rednecks,
you know Get a little hyped up.

3098
01:03:38,783 --> 01:03:40,087
They're going to have a
whole different issue.

3099
01:03:40,367 --> 01:03:40,747
Yeah

3100
01:03:41,618 --> 01:03:44,138
Me and my brother Moe, my
brother Moe's redneck as hell.

3101
01:03:44,448 --> 01:03:47,748
and I am who I am We can't
we start hanging out and

3102
01:03:47,757 --> 01:03:50,238
drinking together whole lot
issues started, unfolding.

3103
01:03:50,648 --> 01:03:51,242
we start getting

3104
01:03:51,242 --> 01:03:51,482
active.

3105
01:03:52,402 --> 01:03:52,692
Yeah.

3106
01:03:52,802 --> 01:03:53,692
We started going out,

3107
01:03:53,922 --> 01:03:54,282
one

3108
01:03:54,338 --> 01:03:54,798
douche.

3109
01:03:56,472 --> 01:03:56,682
Like,

3110
01:03:57,102 --> 01:03:58,382
our girls are over here like,

3111
01:03:58,572 --> 01:03:59,082
alright, it's time

3112
01:03:59,082 --> 01:03:59,682
to go in,

3113
01:04:00,268 --> 01:04:01,568
It's two in the morning.

3114
01:04:02,252 --> 01:04:02,862
Oh yeah.

3115
01:04:03,158 --> 01:04:04,118
We're trying to hang out.

3116
01:04:04,798 --> 01:04:06,288
I get yelled at for um,

3117
01:04:06,412 --> 01:04:07,752
trying to put CPA.

3118
01:04:07,778 --> 01:04:09,648
my buddy, who is a CPA.

3119
01:04:10,047 --> 01:04:11,407
Into a rear naked choke at

3120
01:04:11,467 --> 01:04:11,947
3 a.

3121
01:04:11,947 --> 01:04:12,177
m.

3122
01:04:12,183 --> 01:04:13,043
on New Year's

3123
01:04:14,223 --> 01:04:19,643
because we were drinking moonshine
that we shouldn't have been.

3124
01:04:19,723 --> 01:04:20,343
I'm not even

3125
01:04:20,343 --> 01:04:20,568
that person.

3126
01:04:20,568 --> 01:04:21,623
You shouldn't have ever been.

3127
01:04:21,683 --> 01:04:22,843
Like, it's not a thing that should be.

3128
01:04:22,933 --> 01:04:25,077
Somebody brought it and I was
like, why is that still a thing?

3129
01:04:25,087 --> 01:04:25,747
Like, you just

3130
01:04:25,757 --> 01:04:26,277
buy liquor.

3131
01:04:26,303 --> 01:04:27,263
See, I said that too.

3132
01:04:28,103 --> 01:04:31,233
Like I don't, I don't need a hundred
fucking fifty proof anything.

3133
01:04:32,153 --> 01:04:34,822
I see if I can light up on
a fire, it's too strong.

3134
01:04:35,182 --> 01:04:35,603
Yeah, Yeah,

3135
01:04:35,603 --> 01:04:36,083
it's like,

3136
01:04:36,383 --> 01:04:36,623
how

3137
01:04:36,628 --> 01:04:38,003
drunk do you that back in the day.

3138
01:04:38,093 --> 01:04:39,203
It never fucking worked

3139
01:04:39,372 --> 01:04:39,752
well.

3140
01:04:40,232 --> 01:04:40,372
Oh

3141
01:04:40,852 --> 01:04:41,172
man.

3142
01:04:42,623 --> 01:04:43,853
How drunk do you need to be?

3143
01:04:44,033 --> 01:04:46,793
Like if regular, like Jack Daniels
or something ain't doing it.

3144
01:04:47,033 --> 01:04:47,363
You

3145
01:04:47,363 --> 01:04:49,932
think that we're doing it
because we wanna get and

3146
01:04:49,932 --> 01:04:51,822
not fucking forget about our life.

3147
01:04:52,062 --> 01:04:52,712
Yeah, but that's

3148
01:04:52,712 --> 01:04:53,292
the reality.

3149
01:04:53,292 --> 01:04:53,362
You don't

3150
01:04:53,362 --> 01:04:54,092
need that much to

3151
01:04:54,092 --> 01:04:54,252
do

3152
01:04:54,252 --> 01:04:54,532
that.

3153
01:04:54,653 --> 01:04:54,983
See, the

3154
01:04:54,983 --> 01:04:55,702
only logical

3155
01:04:55,822 --> 01:04:57,493
way I used to put it is...

3156
01:04:58,133 --> 01:04:59,013
The stronger the

3157
01:04:59,347 --> 01:05:00,577
alcohol, the less I'm

3158
01:05:00,737 --> 01:05:01,527
going to need a drink.

3159
01:05:01,667 --> 01:05:02,237
Yeah.

3160
01:05:02,413 --> 01:05:05,103
I thought that too, but for some
reason I just Once you get to the

3161
01:05:05,127 --> 01:05:05,617
out no,

3162
01:05:05,617 --> 01:05:05,697
no,

3163
01:05:06,677 --> 01:05:08,787
because once you get to the point
of no return, you're just ahhh.

3164
01:05:08,817 --> 01:05:10,017
I say

3165
01:05:10,017 --> 01:05:11,647
like shot number four.

3166
01:05:11,667 --> 01:05:12,077
You stop

3167
01:05:12,207 --> 01:05:12,337
feeling

3168
01:05:12,373 --> 01:05:15,037
Shot number four is a very, very

3169
01:05:15,317 --> 01:05:15,747
pivoting

3170
01:05:15,747 --> 01:05:16,067
point.

3171
01:05:16,387 --> 01:05:16,897
Oh, trust me.

3172
01:05:16,897 --> 01:05:17,067
That's

3173
01:05:17,167 --> 01:05:18,307
alcoholic practicing,

3174
01:05:19,057 --> 01:05:19,437
of course.

3175
01:05:19,487 --> 01:05:19,807
No,

3176
01:05:20,137 --> 01:05:20,507
I smoke

3177
01:05:20,817 --> 01:05:21,907
weed, that's all I need.

3178
01:05:22,243 --> 01:05:25,367
I, I never fucking fought
anything but a bag of Doritos,

3179
01:05:25,583 --> 01:05:30,133
like two drinks is like, I never had
to chew my arm off after a night at the

3180
01:05:30,133 --> 01:05:30,573
club.

3181
01:05:30,893 --> 01:05:32,503
Two shots is the sweet spot.

3182
01:05:32,543 --> 01:05:33,513
I'm good at bowling.

3183
01:05:33,523 --> 01:05:34,803
I'm good at hitting on girls.

3184
01:05:34,813 --> 01:05:35,843
I'm good at playing pool.

3185
01:05:35,863 --> 01:05:38,043
Like the inhibitions
are down a little bit.

3186
01:05:38,043 --> 01:05:41,263
You're a little loose, but you're
not like too, but you hit number

3187
01:05:41,263 --> 01:05:43,797
four and it's like, It's downhill.

3188
01:05:43,827 --> 01:05:44,297
That's over

3189
01:05:44,297 --> 01:05:44,557
the hump.

3190
01:05:45,238 --> 01:05:45,568
Four is

3191
01:05:45,568 --> 01:05:45,908
me.

3192
01:05:46,258 --> 01:05:47,227
Four shots.

3193
01:05:47,327 --> 01:05:48,997
That's just to get the party started.

3194
01:05:49,057 --> 01:05:49,897
We going.

3195
01:05:50,177 --> 01:05:50,967
We're doing something.

3196
01:05:51,667 --> 01:05:51,967
After

3197
01:05:52,128 --> 01:05:52,508
It's coming, dude.

3198
01:05:52,558 --> 01:05:54,208
when I start drinking, I just...

3199
01:05:55,318 --> 01:05:55,648
It's coming, dude.

3200
01:05:56,177 --> 01:05:56,797
there's going to be

3201
01:05:57,017 --> 01:05:57,407
a day

3202
01:05:57,948 --> 01:06:00,658
when the hangover outweighs
the fucking drinking.

3203
01:06:01,303 --> 01:06:05,007
When it's like day three and you're
still trying to get rid of that

3204
01:06:05,007 --> 01:06:05,967
whoop whoop whoop whoop.

3205
01:06:06,007 --> 01:06:06,537
Yeah.

3206
01:06:07,347 --> 01:06:07,823
Oh, yeah.

3207
01:06:07,933 --> 01:06:08,723
It'll stick with

3208
01:06:08,723 --> 01:06:09,733
you if I get drunk right

3209
01:06:09,733 --> 01:06:10,073
now,

3210
01:06:10,363 --> 01:06:13,427
Oh, yeah, I'm dog shit for one whole day.

3211
01:06:13,497 --> 01:06:13,927
Terrible.

3212
01:06:13,937 --> 01:06:13,947
I

3213
01:06:14,087 --> 01:06:17,163
feel like the worst Like want to puke, lay

3214
01:06:17,163 --> 01:06:17,553
in bed.

3215
01:06:17,563 --> 01:06:20,147
Second day I'm just like
tired, like body aches.

3216
01:06:20,157 --> 01:06:20,367
Third

3217
01:06:20,377 --> 01:06:20,917
day I'm still like,

3218
01:06:20,917 --> 01:06:21,612
God damn.

3219
01:06:21,992 --> 01:06:22,933
And then I'm like, bro,

3220
01:06:22,943 --> 01:06:23,193
it just

3221
01:06:23,193 --> 01:06:23,553
happens.

3222
01:06:23,553 --> 01:06:24,823
There ain't nothing you
can do about it either.

3223
01:06:24,863 --> 01:06:27,213
I'm this is your future, but white.

3224
01:06:30,023 --> 01:06:30,823
He's like, I never thought of that.

3225
01:06:32,653 --> 01:06:33,373
No, no, it's not.

3226
01:06:33,373 --> 01:06:34,023
Oh, okay.

3227
01:06:34,023 --> 01:06:34,603
I guess it is.

3228
01:06:34,623 --> 01:06:35,103
What happened to

3229
01:06:35,103 --> 01:06:35,493
the bell?

3230
01:06:35,513 --> 01:06:36,103
He just left.

3231
01:06:36,523 --> 01:06:40,113
And then he somehow Swerved into
other side of traffic on the way home.

3232
01:06:42,283 --> 01:06:42,533
I don't

3233
01:06:42,533 --> 01:06:43,133
want to be white!

3234
01:06:43,737 --> 01:06:43,807
I don't

3235
01:06:44,563 --> 01:06:46,153
I don't want to be white!

3236
01:06:46,153 --> 01:06:47,213
Oh, man.

3237
01:06:47,213 --> 01:06:47,743
You

3238
01:06:47,747 --> 01:06:47,897
want

3239
01:06:47,897 --> 01:06:48,367
to be Caucasian.

3240
01:06:49,123 --> 01:06:49,943
Oh man, dude.

3241
01:06:50,983 --> 01:06:51,883
I gotta tell you, dude.

3242
01:06:51,933 --> 01:06:52,283
I

3243
01:06:52,297 --> 01:06:54,653
had my 23 don't want to be Caucasian.

3244
01:06:55,273 --> 01:06:58,063
I had my 23 and me get

3245
01:06:58,097 --> 01:06:58,817
updated on something.

3246
01:07:00,093 --> 01:07:03,133
And I'm not one of those people that
are like, you know, I need to be

3247
01:07:03,133 --> 01:07:05,897
something, You know, or I'm going
going to say I'm a 1% something

3248
01:07:05,897 --> 01:07:06,497
or anything like that.

3249
01:07:06,517 --> 01:07:06,807
Because I'm not!

3250
01:07:07,897 --> 01:07:09,397
But it honestly

3251
01:07:09,433 --> 01:07:10,963
disappointed me when they

3252
01:07:10,967 --> 01:07:12,347
didn't map me back to Africa.

3253
01:07:15,722 --> 01:07:15,922
I'm

3254
01:07:15,922 --> 01:07:15,952
like,

3255
01:07:18,753 --> 01:07:19,297
like, where did I come from?

3256
01:07:19,297 --> 01:07:20,142
Like I don't want to be black,

3257
01:07:20,372 --> 01:07:21,193
you know I mean?

3258
01:07:21,303 --> 01:07:21,833
I'm my own

3259
01:07:21,902 --> 01:07:22,412
self,

3260
01:07:23,083 --> 01:07:24,713
but it bothered me that

3261
01:07:24,913 --> 01:07:26,253
I fucking popped up in

3262
01:07:26,283 --> 01:07:27,233
like Germany.

3263
01:07:28,292 --> 01:07:29,712
Have you this whole time thought like

3264
01:07:30,007 --> 01:07:30,127
I

3265
01:07:30,127 --> 01:07:30,547
thought all

3266
01:07:30,547 --> 01:07:31,987
humans came from back that

3267
01:07:32,478 --> 01:07:33,088
And they do.

3268
01:07:33,138 --> 01:07:35,617
But for some reason they
like to drop me just there.

3269
01:07:36,037 --> 01:07:36,287
That's way far away.

3270
01:07:36,292 --> 01:07:36,667
I don't give

3271
01:07:36,667 --> 01:07:37,027
a shit.

3272
01:07:37,627 --> 01:07:37,987
It made

3273
01:07:37,987 --> 01:07:38,077
me

3274
01:07:38,082 --> 01:07:38,407
feel like

3275
01:07:38,438 --> 01:07:39,367
an an alien.

3276
01:07:39,607 --> 01:07:40,177
You're thinking

3277
01:07:40,228 --> 01:07:40,838
way

3278
01:07:40,847 --> 01:07:41,087
Yeah.

3279
01:07:41,107 --> 01:07:42,787
You're thinking like know I needed that.

3280
01:07:42,787 --> 01:07:42,877
I

3281
01:07:42,908 --> 01:07:43,148
just

3282
01:07:43,148 --> 01:07:45,178
needed to know that I
was part of everything.

3283
01:07:45,198 --> 01:07:46,088
If you think about it,

3284
01:07:46,988 --> 01:07:47,378
23andme

3285
01:07:47,378 --> 01:07:48,358
is for like reciting.

3286
01:07:48,358 --> 01:07:48,878
It is.

3287
01:07:48,878 --> 01:07:49,288
I know,

3288
01:07:49,458 --> 01:07:50,428
but it just bothered me.

3289
01:07:50,628 --> 01:07:51,558
They also said, I was like

3290
01:07:51,577 --> 01:07:53,707
2.5% Neanderthal.

3291
01:07:54,098 --> 01:07:54,757
That was like, good

3292
01:07:54,938 --> 01:07:55,398
god dude.

3293
01:07:55,398 --> 01:07:55,718
It's gotta be

3294
01:07:55,718 --> 01:07:56,358
higher than that.

3295
01:07:56,688 --> 01:07:56,928
No,

3296
01:07:56,988 --> 01:07:57,378
well, yeah,

3297
01:07:57,378 --> 01:07:57,588
my

3298
01:07:57,588 --> 01:07:58,038
forehead.

3299
01:07:58,428 --> 01:07:58,668
Yeah,

3300
01:07:58,668 --> 01:07:58,788
that's

3301
01:07:58,788 --> 01:07:59,298
like a five.

3302
01:07:59,327 --> 01:07:59,437
head.

3303
01:07:59,538 --> 01:07:59,688
five.

3304
01:08:00,238 --> 01:08:00,558
I dunno.

3305
01:08:00,588 --> 01:08:00,878
Yeah.

3306
01:08:02,148 --> 01:08:02,438
Yeah.

3307
01:08:02,688 --> 01:08:04,788
I looked at that and
like, son of bitch, dude.

3308
01:08:04,788 --> 01:08:05,538
I'm like, damn.

3309
01:08:05,568 --> 01:08:09,577
I'm knuckle white moron from fucking the

3310
01:08:10,058 --> 01:08:10,838
morons fucking

3311
01:08:11,027 --> 01:08:11,677
Sweden.

3312
01:08:12,027 --> 01:08:12,097
It's

3313
01:08:12,277 --> 01:08:12,987
some weird shit.

3314
01:08:13,537 --> 01:08:13,817
You got

3315
01:08:13,817 --> 01:08:14,217
bad

3316
01:08:15,258 --> 01:08:16,398
barbarian, I guess so.

3317
01:08:16,458 --> 01:08:17,218
I dunno.

3318
01:08:17,568 --> 01:08:18,258
Shake the Romans

3319
01:08:18,258 --> 01:08:19,627
asses I think that this is a

3320
01:08:19,627 --> 01:08:20,257
real thing, though.

3321
01:08:20,287 --> 01:08:20,718
I think that

3322
01:08:20,718 --> 01:08:23,247
white America really
hates being white America.

3323
01:08:24,057 --> 01:08:24,187
Oh,

3324
01:08:24,187 --> 01:08:26,753
yeah to a certain degree.

3325
01:08:27,283 --> 01:08:27,513
I believe

3326
01:08:27,797 --> 01:08:28,737
everybody but

3327
01:08:29,197 --> 01:08:31,397
you could definitely tell in like well

3328
01:08:31,883 --> 01:08:35,843
you should You find a lot of people that
force themselves into a minority situation

3329
01:08:35,853 --> 01:08:39,053
in order to avoid being who they are
I'm, not saying all people do that, but

3330
01:08:39,063 --> 01:08:42,998
there's a lot of people that will say
i'm one percent black You know what?

3331
01:08:43,348 --> 01:08:44,258
I mean?

3332
01:08:44,468 --> 01:08:47,818
I had a lot of Friends funny enough.

3333
01:08:47,818 --> 01:08:52,497
I used to go to this like mega Church,
it's called mosaic church down in orlando

3334
01:08:53,317 --> 01:08:55,308
House a big ass church.

3335
01:08:55,988 --> 01:09:01,088
don't know like eight black families
I'm not saying that they were racist

3336
01:09:01,088 --> 01:09:03,438
at the church, they definitely
weren't, they treat everyone nicely,

3337
01:09:04,293 --> 01:09:06,433
But they did have, you know,

3338
01:09:07,322 --> 01:09:08,192
Uh, equal

3339
01:09:08,192 --> 01:09:08,222
a

3340
01:09:08,613 --> 01:09:09,253
water fountain.

3341
01:09:09,962 --> 01:09:11,192
,
what are we gonna say here?

3342
01:09:11,552 --> 01:09:12,362
They didn't have a

3343
01:09:12,392 --> 01:09:14,282
quality day where they had to be like,

3344
01:09:14,513 --> 01:09:14,953
Hey,

3345
01:09:15,313 --> 01:09:15,853
invite your

3346
01:09:15,872 --> 01:09:17,002
back friends like

3347
01:09:18,782 --> 01:09:19,202
that's

3348
01:09:19,293 --> 01:09:19,663
of what I

3349
01:09:19,703 --> 01:09:19,733
got.

3350
01:09:19,733 --> 01:09:20,023
Yeah, But

3351
01:09:20,533 --> 01:09:21,833
that was like recruiting.

3352
01:09:21,833 --> 01:09:21,843
Recruiting?

3353
01:09:21,843 --> 01:09:22,353
Because that's

3354
01:09:23,162 --> 01:09:23,372
that's

3355
01:09:23,377 --> 01:09:23,702
all about

3356
01:09:23,702 --> 01:09:24,362
making money.

3357
01:09:24,362 --> 01:09:24,512
And

3358
01:09:24,512 --> 01:09:25,022
they're like...

3359
01:09:25,112 --> 01:09:25,532
they needed

3360
01:09:25,532 --> 01:09:26,042
people to, they

3361
01:09:26,042 --> 01:09:26,702
called, they called

3362
01:09:26,702 --> 01:09:27,332
it the draft.

3363
01:09:27,782 --> 01:09:28,903
They called it the draft.

3364
01:09:28,903 --> 01:09:29,923
It was really weird,

3365
01:09:29,963 --> 01:09:29,983
.
Yeah.

3366
01:09:30,513 --> 01:09:30,543
But

3367
01:09:31,913 --> 01:09:32,893
they literally got like

3368
01:09:32,923 --> 01:09:33,603
a black

3369
01:09:33,643 --> 01:09:34,413
preacher.

3370
01:09:34,622 --> 01:09:34,752
And

3371
01:09:34,752 --> 01:09:40,013
like had a like, They mean, well,
they mean, well, it's like the white

3372
01:09:40,013 --> 01:09:46,823
person bringing fried chicken to
black history month at the potluck at

3373
01:09:46,892 --> 01:09:47,812
at the same time.

3374
01:09:47,822 --> 01:09:48,382
It's just like,

3375
01:09:49,377 --> 01:09:49,877
Calm down,

3376
01:09:49,887 --> 01:09:50,537
you don't have

3377
01:09:50,587 --> 01:09:52,233
to do this, like, we, know.

3378
01:09:52,553 --> 01:09:53,063
Yeah,

3379
01:09:53,677 --> 01:09:53,887
I,

3380
01:09:54,153 --> 01:09:55,743
I, I like tacos too.

3381
01:09:55,797 --> 01:09:56,937
Yeah, like, we should all get some

3382
01:09:57,023 --> 01:09:57,793
some hamburgers,

3383
01:09:57,793 --> 01:09:57,953
man.

3384
01:09:57,958 --> 01:09:58,143
Yeah,

3385
01:09:58,713 --> 01:09:59,403
Go get some pizza

3386
01:09:59,408 --> 01:10:00,353
talk all the time.

3387
01:10:00,353 --> 01:10:00,633
Wine

3388
01:10:00,638 --> 01:10:02,073
collared greens and fucking all.

3389
01:10:02,073 --> 01:10:02,283
No one

3390
01:10:02,283 --> 01:10:03,153
likes collared greens.

3391
01:10:03,213 --> 01:10:03,993
They're gross, You smell like

3392
01:10:03,993 --> 01:10:04,413
farts.

3393
01:10:04,418 --> 01:10:05,073
They're delicious.

3394
01:10:05,073 --> 01:10:05,527
They're, they're delicious.

3395
01:10:05,547 --> 01:10:06,333
only with hot sauce.

3396
01:10:06,333 --> 01:10:07,503
They're not delicious.

3397
01:10:07,563 --> 01:10:07,773
Right.

3398
01:10:07,773 --> 01:10:08,253
If you Only

3399
01:10:08,297 --> 01:10:08,377
with

3400
01:10:08,377 --> 01:10:08,967
hot sauce.

3401
01:10:09,017 --> 01:10:09,297
My

3402
01:10:09,367 --> 01:10:10,057
best friend's aunt.

3403
01:10:10,088 --> 01:10:10,503
aunt.

3404
01:10:10,923 --> 01:10:12,943
Made the best collard

3405
01:10:12,943 --> 01:10:13,543
greens I've ever had

3406
01:10:13,543 --> 01:10:13,793
in my life.

3407
01:10:13,853 --> 01:10:16,073
I've heard it from, I'm from Cleveland.

3408
01:10:16,507 --> 01:10:20,033
my my friends' parents own barbecue
restaurant, soul food places.

3409
01:10:20,033 --> 01:10:21,693
I've had them in the south.

3410
01:10:21,697 --> 01:10:22,777
I've had 'em all over the place.

3411
01:10:23,417 --> 01:10:23,747
Best.

3412
01:10:23,747 --> 01:10:24,647
They're okay.

3413
01:10:25,037 --> 01:10:26,027
But if

3414
01:10:26,467 --> 01:10:26,747
it's, it

3415
01:10:26,923 --> 01:10:27,043
may

3416
01:10:27,107 --> 01:10:27,587
be the

3417
01:10:27,587 --> 01:10:28,183
collard greens.

3418
01:10:28,363 --> 01:10:31,998
Maybe it's just It might be,
but nobody's like thinking,

3419
01:10:32,138 --> 01:10:33,468
man, the most delicious thing

3420
01:10:33,567 --> 01:10:34,047
ever had was collard

3421
01:10:34,328 --> 01:10:34,368
green.

3422
01:10:34,518 --> 01:10:34,958
No,

3423
01:10:34,988 --> 01:10:36,198
that's never crossed my mind.

3424
01:10:36,208 --> 01:10:37,058
That's like they

3425
01:10:37,058 --> 01:10:37,428
might be

3426
01:10:37,518 --> 01:10:40,788
good, but they're not like, We're not
talking about like they smell like hot

3427
01:10:40,808 --> 01:10:41,288
farts when

3428
01:10:41,397 --> 01:10:41,757
fucking

3429
01:10:41,757 --> 01:10:42,057
cooking.

3430
01:10:42,058 --> 01:10:44,397
They're like, it's maybe a a good

3431
01:10:44,928 --> 01:10:45,518
addition.

3432
01:10:46,508 --> 01:10:47,958
People aren't like, oh, man,

3433
01:10:47,958 --> 01:10:49,158
I'm just like, uh.

3434
01:10:50,728 --> 01:10:51,228
sides.

3435
01:10:51,228 --> 01:10:51,478
Yeah.

3436
01:10:51,508 --> 01:10:52,528
Top ten sides.

3437
01:10:52,528 --> 01:10:52,668
But

3438
01:10:52,668 --> 01:10:53,187
there's also also like

3439
01:10:53,207 --> 01:10:53,867
not has to be a home.

3440
01:10:53,938 --> 01:10:54,838
Yeah, it's true.

3441
01:10:54,938 --> 01:10:55,528
Yeah, I guess.

3442
01:10:55,638 --> 01:10:56,278
No,

3443
01:10:56,318 --> 01:11:00,227
it looks like wet grass that I pulled
out of my fucking back into my lawnmower.

3444
01:11:00,232 --> 01:11:00,377
Yeah,

3445
01:11:00,377 --> 01:11:00,917
I guess everyone's

3446
01:11:00,917 --> 01:11:01,547
got their thing.

3447
01:11:01,818 --> 01:11:01,958
You

3448
01:11:02,188 --> 01:11:02,258
guys

3449
01:11:02,258 --> 01:11:02,558
do it

3450
01:11:02,597 --> 01:11:02,837
too.

3451
01:11:03,017 --> 01:11:05,057
My mother's atal or my
mother-in-law's Italian.

3452
01:11:05,057 --> 01:11:05,567
My wife, I have

3453
01:11:05,627 --> 01:11:06,677
Freudian in there.

3454
01:11:06,677 --> 01:11:07,247
My wife.

3455
01:11:07,667 --> 01:11:10,407
Is Italian and they eat
stuff called like escarole.

3456
01:11:10,447 --> 01:11:11,897
I don't eat any of any of

3457
01:11:11,897 --> 01:11:12,017
that.

3458
01:11:12,017 --> 01:11:12,637
Broccoli rabe.

3459
01:11:12,927 --> 01:11:13,147
You ever

3460
01:11:13,147 --> 01:11:14,128
heard of broccoli rob?

3461
01:11:14,398 --> 01:11:15,258
That's a white thing.

3462
01:11:15,478 --> 01:11:17,718
Let me tell you, it's like
fucking broccoli it's like

3463
01:11:17,748 --> 01:11:19,778
all skim in this long and

3464
01:11:19,817 --> 01:11:20,277
boiled.

3465
01:11:20,367 --> 01:11:20,507
It's

3466
01:11:20,527 --> 01:11:21,077
disgusting.

3467
01:11:21,147 --> 01:11:21,777
I'm not that kind of

3468
01:11:21,777 --> 01:11:22,237
Italian.

3469
01:11:22,237 --> 01:11:23,567
We eat all the pasta

3470
01:11:23,577 --> 01:11:25,717
and all that shit and then you
have this little ass sale at the

3471
01:11:25,717 --> 01:11:27,927
very end that my grandma roughage.

3472
01:11:27,978 --> 01:11:29,958
eat in it for the roughage.

3473
01:11:30,363 --> 01:11:31,263
That's what she would say.

3474
01:11:32,527 --> 01:11:33,003
I yeah,

3475
01:11:33,003 --> 01:11:35,747
but it was like iceberg lettuce,
and like little piece of

3476
01:11:35,747 --> 01:11:37,233
carrot, and that little of red

3477
01:11:37,253 --> 01:11:39,253
like whatever that purple thing is.

3478
01:11:39,533 --> 01:11:39,963
I don't even know what the

3479
01:11:40,007 --> 01:11:40,917
fuck that thing is.

3480
01:11:40,933 --> 01:11:41,737
like a purple.

3481
01:11:41,737 --> 01:11:44,237
It's a purple colored thing Radish?

3482
01:11:44,237 --> 01:11:45,097
It's not a radish

3483
01:11:45,127 --> 01:11:47,973
though, it like uh piece of
cabbage, I guess, or something.

3484
01:11:48,037 --> 01:11:51,073
Oh, okay, like the the generic,

3485
01:11:51,127 --> 01:11:51,437
like,

3486
01:11:52,253 --> 01:11:53,283
fake ass little salad you get.

3487
01:11:53,283 --> 01:11:53,923
Comes out of a bag.

3488
01:11:54,053 --> 01:11:55,547
Yeah, it's like that, exactly.

3489
01:11:55,967 --> 01:11:58,223
You need all, everything,
and then we'd eat that last.

3490
01:11:58,343 --> 01:11:58,753
Every time.

3491
01:11:58,753 --> 01:11:59,773
That's, no.

3492
01:11:59,893 --> 01:12:00,883
How do you do that?

3493
01:12:00,933 --> 01:12:01,353
It was just

3494
01:12:01,427 --> 01:12:01,727
like,

3495
01:12:01,867 --> 01:12:02,597
help digestion.

3496
01:12:02,597 --> 01:12:03,239
I talk to this, this, uh,

3497
01:12:03,239 --> 01:12:03,643
with my

3498
01:12:03,643 --> 01:12:04,833
trainer all the time, I talk to

3499
01:12:04,867 --> 01:12:06,527
I'm like, Vegetables.

3500
01:12:06,933 --> 01:12:07,353
If we're

3501
01:12:07,353 --> 01:12:08,287
going into the gym,

3502
01:12:08,567 --> 01:12:10,647
give me what I hate the most

3503
01:12:10,673 --> 01:12:11,103
first.

3504
01:12:11,777 --> 01:12:12,443
When I eat my

3505
01:12:12,443 --> 01:12:14,003
meal, I eat my vegetables first.

3506
01:12:14,263 --> 01:12:14,313
Because

3507
01:12:14,313 --> 01:12:14,343
they're

3508
01:12:15,177 --> 01:12:15,337
Because

3509
01:12:15,967 --> 01:12:16,167
they're the

3510
01:12:16,227 --> 01:12:18,157
shittiest The best Thank you.

3511
01:12:18,807 --> 01:12:19,078
Is that's, that's

3512
01:12:19,083 --> 01:12:19,557
probably your

3513
01:12:20,037 --> 01:12:21,283
psychopaths on vegetable.

3514
01:12:21,627 --> 01:12:21,777
well,

3515
01:12:21,777 --> 01:12:22,077
we, we,

3516
01:12:22,077 --> 01:12:23,277
have dessert after that.

3517
01:12:24,077 --> 01:12:24,317
How

3518
01:12:24,317 --> 01:12:25,397
do you go from green

3519
01:12:25,697 --> 01:12:26,083
bean cake?

3520
01:12:26,683 --> 01:12:27,863
I'm not saying, I don't

3521
01:12:28,487 --> 01:12:28,967
We get, we're

3522
01:12:29,003 --> 01:12:29,333
trouble

3523
01:12:29,357 --> 01:12:29,507
right

3524
01:12:29,512 --> 01:12:29,657
now.

3525
01:12:29,657 --> 01:12:29,807
We're

3526
01:12:29,812 --> 01:12:29,957
like

3527
01:12:30,197 --> 01:12:30,617
angry

3528
01:12:30,743 --> 01:12:30,763
him.

3529
01:12:31,023 --> 01:12:31,173
we

3530
01:12:31,187 --> 01:12:33,533
could also, but we didn't to eat very much

3531
01:12:33,617 --> 01:12:34,157
cuz like, I'm

3532
01:12:34,157 --> 01:12:34,487
full.

3533
01:12:35,292 --> 01:12:35,432
Oh,

3534
01:12:35,432 --> 01:12:35,642
you

3535
01:12:35,642 --> 01:12:37,296
didn't have a parent mine
that was going to serve it

3536
01:12:37,296 --> 01:12:38,182
to you the next morning.

3537
01:12:38,383 --> 01:12:38,863
Yeah, no,

3538
01:12:38,963 --> 01:12:39,073
you had

3539
01:12:40,052 --> 01:12:40,422
you had to finish

3540
01:12:40,422 --> 01:12:40,502
that plate.

3541
01:12:40,803 --> 01:12:41,433
you weren't getting

3542
01:12:41,433 --> 01:12:41,903
dessert.

3543
01:12:41,943 --> 01:12:42,053
Nah,

3544
01:12:42,242 --> 01:12:42,672
with food, we don't

3545
01:12:42,672 --> 01:12:43,892
we don't we don't force

3546
01:12:43,903 --> 01:12:44,483
food upon people.

3547
01:12:44,753 --> 01:12:45,403
Oh, wait, actually, that's not true.

3548
01:12:45,413 --> 01:12:45,513
Oh,

3549
01:12:45,513 --> 01:12:46,043
wait a minute.

3550
01:12:46,333 --> 01:12:50,843
My mother has two lasagnas and a fucking
bowl of meatballs in there just from

3551
01:12:50,843 --> 01:12:51,552
yesterday when she was she was here.

3552
01:12:52,223 --> 01:12:52,343
We

3553
01:12:52,343 --> 01:12:52,403
don't

3554
01:12:52,623 --> 01:12:54,852
force, we don't force bad on people.

3555
01:12:55,603 --> 01:12:58,613
There's no, there was never in my
house, like, eat it or wear it.

3556
01:12:58,613 --> 01:12:59,333
It was like, nah, I mean, this shit,

3557
01:12:59,353 --> 01:12:59,673
is good.

3558
01:12:59,673 --> 01:12:59,993
Eat it or

3559
01:13:00,033 --> 01:13:00,473
wear

3560
01:13:01,493 --> 01:13:01,593
it.

3561
01:13:01,593 --> 01:13:01,973
They didn't tell me

3562
01:13:01,973 --> 01:13:02,503
to wear it.

3563
01:13:02,668 --> 01:13:03,408
But they definitely

3564
01:13:03,588 --> 01:13:05,402
fuckin made me sit there and state puke.

3565
01:13:06,978 --> 01:13:09,882
I would never have a kid and make them

3566
01:13:09,902 --> 01:13:11,122
eat something that makes them feel

3567
01:13:11,122 --> 01:13:11,902
like they're gonna vomit.

3568
01:13:12,608 --> 01:13:16,248
Like, I'm okay with try something,
see if you like it, whatever.

3569
01:13:16,478 --> 01:13:19,878
But my parents never sat down with their
least favorite food at the table as

3570
01:13:19,878 --> 01:13:21,542
adults and fucking sat there and ate it.

3571
01:13:21,562 --> 01:13:22,458
Is that they're fuckin adults?

3572
01:13:22,458 --> 01:13:26,248
Cuz they're like, no, I'm not eating these
Brussels sprouts cuz they taste like shit.

3573
01:13:26,462 --> 01:13:26,522
That was

3574
01:13:26,772 --> 01:13:27,052
me,

3575
01:13:27,323 --> 01:13:30,472
was me and my mother
with a fuckin raw tomato.

3576
01:13:30,912 --> 01:13:31,272
Should get.

3577
01:13:31,452 --> 01:13:31,768
That's the

3578
01:13:31,782 --> 01:13:32,292
fruit.

3579
01:13:32,622 --> 01:13:32,928
Raw tomatoes.

3580
01:13:33,058 --> 01:13:33,388
That's the

3581
01:13:33,388 --> 01:13:33,868
fruit that

3582
01:13:33,868 --> 01:13:34,798
God chose to blow

3583
01:13:34,798 --> 01:13:35,352
his nose in.

3584
01:13:35,652 --> 01:13:35,952
It really

3585
01:13:35,952 --> 01:13:36,072
works.

3586
01:13:36,448 --> 01:13:36,928
It's gross.

3587
01:13:37,422 --> 01:13:37,902
Disgusting.

3588
01:13:37,902 --> 01:13:38,712
I've never,

3589
01:13:39,102 --> 01:13:39,972
to this day,

3590
01:13:40,122 --> 01:13:43,762
if I start like I take a bite
of raw tomatoes, no gagging.

3591
01:13:44,172 --> 01:13:44,532
I don't like

3592
01:13:44,537 --> 01:13:44,882
ketchup,

3593
01:13:45,298 --> 01:13:46,678
spaghetti sauce, pizza, Oh

3594
01:13:46,727 --> 01:13:46,962
fine.

3595
01:13:46,992 --> 01:13:47,722
Perfectly fine.

3596
01:13:47,722 --> 01:13:47,723
Yeah.

3597
01:13:47,908 --> 01:13:49,848
Raw tomatoes, I'm Italian and I'll

3598
01:13:50,412 --> 01:13:52,128
first tell you rot
tomato, no need for that.

3599
01:13:52,633 --> 01:13:56,082
Unless they're the little, very tiny
small ones and like kabushi salad.

3600
01:13:56,082 --> 01:13:56,712
Those snap in your mouth.

3601
01:13:56,762 --> 01:13:57,082
Those I

3602
01:13:57,082 --> 01:13:57,302
like.

3603
01:13:57,303 --> 01:13:58,043
Even worse.

3604
01:13:58,062 --> 01:13:58,652
That's better.

3605
01:13:58,972 --> 01:13:59,002
Cause

3606
01:13:59,002 --> 01:14:00,502
it's not just like, gushy in the

3607
01:14:00,502 --> 01:14:00,842
middle.

3608
01:14:01,393 --> 01:14:01,833
Can't do it,

3609
01:14:01,882 --> 01:14:02,262
Yeah, no.

3610
01:14:02,493 --> 01:14:04,653
That's where I, that, I
don't do bell peppers.

3611
01:14:04,813 --> 01:14:05,813
I love bell peppers.

3612
01:14:05,863 --> 01:14:06,453
I'm sorry.

3613
01:14:06,503 --> 01:14:07,603
I, yeah, you should.

3614
01:14:08,003 --> 01:14:08,303
Yeah, Bell

3615
01:14:08,303 --> 01:14:08,663
peppers

3616
01:14:08,692 --> 01:14:09,017
good.

3617
01:14:09,017 --> 01:14:09,342
It

3618
01:14:09,363 --> 01:14:11,203
serves a good consistency.

3619
01:14:11,203 --> 01:14:12,263
It's like, not mushy.

3620
01:14:12,713 --> 01:14:12,813
It tastes good.

3621
01:14:12,813 --> 01:14:13,313
no, no, no.

3622
01:14:13,313 --> 01:14:13,663
no.

3623
01:14:13,673 --> 01:14:14,073
Stuffed bell peppers?

3624
01:14:14,113 --> 01:14:15,470
Yeah, stuffed bell peppers are Shit.

3625
01:14:15,470 --> 01:14:15,773
My

3626
01:14:15,773 --> 01:14:16,373
stepmom

3627
01:14:16,472 --> 01:14:18,482
to make me fucking eat the pepper, too.

3628
01:14:18,663 --> 01:14:19,812
Like, I didn't want to eat it.

3629
01:14:19,812 --> 01:14:20,612
Like, I hated them.

3630
01:14:20,912 --> 01:14:21,392
So I'd eat

3631
01:14:21,392 --> 01:14:22,802
the stuffings and get kind of, like,

3632
01:14:22,878 --> 01:14:24,498
smoosh the pepper with the fork.

3633
01:14:24,512 --> 01:14:25,572
I tried

3634
01:14:25,572 --> 01:14:25,792
to make

3635
01:14:25,798 --> 01:14:26,163
it disappear.

3636
01:14:26,163 --> 01:14:27,242
it looked shorter.

3637
01:14:28,358 --> 01:14:28,418
Let's

3638
01:14:28,778 --> 01:14:30,098
see, I didn't tell him.

3639
01:14:30,108 --> 01:14:31,158
You just gotta, you gotta
spread it out like this.

3640
01:14:31,158 --> 01:14:32,352
I to fucking put kidney

3641
01:14:32,358 --> 01:14:34,652
beans in napkins, shit like that.

3642
01:14:34,652 --> 01:14:35,842
Like, I hadn't eaten this.

3643
01:14:36,888 --> 01:14:38,002
I grew up poor and

3644
01:14:38,002 --> 01:14:38,792
everything came out of a box

3645
01:14:38,858 --> 01:14:39,258
a can.

3646
01:14:39,612 --> 01:14:43,232
And then suddenly they started throwing
real vegetables at me and tasted weird.

3647
01:14:43,662 --> 01:14:44,712
Everything was chewy.

3648
01:14:44,712 --> 01:14:45,182
I was like...

3649
01:14:45,758 --> 01:14:45,948
The first

3650
01:14:45,948 --> 01:14:46,308
time I had

3651
01:14:46,308 --> 01:14:46,768
green beans?

3652
01:14:46,768 --> 01:14:49,467
I was like 19 20 years old at
a friend's house in the army

3653
01:14:49,817 --> 01:14:50,817
and I had

3654
01:14:50,828 --> 01:14:51,848
green beans in a can.

3655
01:14:52,338 --> 01:14:52,658
And then

3656
01:14:52,717 --> 01:14:52,837
they

3657
01:14:52,837 --> 01:14:54,127
don't have like

3658
01:14:54,127 --> 01:14:55,177
baby food in your mouth.

3659
01:14:55,337 --> 01:14:55,627
Yes.

3660
01:14:55,897 --> 01:14:55,917
They

3661
01:14:56,887 --> 01:14:57,977
put those things on my plate.

3662
01:14:57,977 --> 01:14:58,117
And I

3663
01:14:58,117 --> 01:14:58,377
remember

3664
01:14:58,398 --> 01:14:59,998
biting one of them and
I was like, Oh shit.

3665
01:15:00,388 --> 01:15:01,828
Like I didn't, I wanted to spit it out.

3666
01:15:01,838 --> 01:15:02,848
because I was like, something's wrong.

3667
01:15:03,328 --> 01:15:05,938
They forgot to cook it,
like something went wrong.

3668
01:15:05,938 --> 01:15:08,768
And I see everybody else like, gnawing
on them, like, it's a good thing.

3669
01:15:08,768 --> 01:15:08,858
And

3670
01:15:08,877 --> 01:15:09,167
I'm like,

3671
01:15:10,247 --> 01:15:10,367
Oh

3672
01:15:10,368 --> 01:15:10,598
yeah.

3673
01:15:10,598 --> 01:15:13,728
I remember when I was like,

3674
01:15:14,028 --> 01:15:14,198
Oh,

3675
01:15:14,248 --> 01:15:14,658
crazy.

3676
01:15:14,658 --> 01:15:15,158
it's just like.

3677
01:15:16,253 --> 01:15:16,843
The whole thing,

3678
01:15:16,863 --> 01:15:17,133
right?

3679
01:15:17,223 --> 01:15:17,823
Yeah, and

3680
01:15:17,823 --> 01:15:18,423
snap it?

3681
01:15:18,473 --> 01:15:20,043
Like, what, what's going on here?

3682
01:15:20,767 --> 01:15:20,797
They're

3683
01:15:21,373 --> 01:15:22,253
They're like, they don't

3684
01:15:22,257 --> 01:15:22,717
taste bad.

3685
01:15:23,107 --> 01:15:23,437
They're just

3686
01:15:23,937 --> 01:15:24,307
good.

3687
01:15:24,467 --> 01:15:24,677
No.

3688
01:15:25,033 --> 01:15:25,253
I like

3689
01:15:25,253 --> 01:15:25,323
edamame.

3690
01:15:25,403 --> 01:15:25,653
edamame.

3691
01:15:26,717 --> 01:15:28,573
Edamame, I'll just fucking sit
and march on that with garlic

3692
01:15:28,953 --> 01:15:30,433
and salt and the garlic.

3693
01:15:30,453 --> 01:15:32,077
you're just getting that, like, the

3694
01:15:32,083 --> 01:15:32,753
regular taste of the

3695
01:15:32,753 --> 01:15:32,893
edamame.

3696
01:15:32,893 --> 01:15:34,067
I've got to get my vegetables somehow.

3697
01:15:35,433 --> 01:15:37,133
We've already established
that it's the last

3698
01:15:37,147 --> 01:15:37,347
thing

3699
01:15:37,347 --> 01:15:38,047
I want to fucking.

3700
01:15:38,657 --> 01:15:38,847
Yeah,

3701
01:15:38,847 --> 01:15:39,317
absolutely.

3702
01:15:39,467 --> 01:15:39,637
First.

3703
01:15:41,363 --> 01:15:41,563
I didn't

3704
01:15:41,693 --> 01:15:41,923
have it.

3705
01:15:41,963 --> 01:15:43,377
There's lot of good ones, but they,

3706
01:15:44,143 --> 01:15:46,547
they, there's a marketing
problem too, when you're a kid.

3707
01:15:46,607 --> 01:15:46,888
Like you.

3708
01:15:47,028 --> 01:15:50,168
They were presented as a thing that you're
going to hate and fucking have to eat it.

3709
01:15:50,208 --> 01:15:50,638
They made

3710
01:15:50,648 --> 01:15:53,108
all the fake food taste
a million times better.

3711
01:15:53,288 --> 01:15:53,608
Yeah.

3712
01:15:53,668 --> 01:15:54,478
I mean all that shit.

3713
01:15:55,048 --> 01:15:57,278
Give me a grape or give me grape

3714
01:15:57,307 --> 01:15:58,257
flavored something.

3715
01:15:58,417 --> 01:15:58,897
Yeah.

3716
01:15:59,057 --> 01:16:00,298
I want grape flavored something.

3717
01:16:00,298 --> 01:16:00,398
It

3718
01:16:00,398 --> 01:16:00,668
tastes

3719
01:16:00,668 --> 01:16:01,068
better.

3720
01:16:01,148 --> 01:16:01,768
Except medicine.

3721
01:16:01,988 --> 01:16:02,538
Grape flavored

3722
01:16:02,567 --> 01:16:03,357
medicine for some

3723
01:16:03,357 --> 01:16:03,407
reason.

3724
01:16:03,408 --> 01:16:04,598
is the worst.

3725
01:16:04,608 --> 01:16:04,738
You ever

3726
01:16:04,828 --> 01:16:05,747
had candy grape?

3727
01:16:07,747 --> 01:16:08,117
That's not true.

3728
01:16:08,117 --> 01:16:08,593
It's a real thing?

3729
01:16:09,163 --> 01:16:09,913
Go to Publix.

3730
01:16:10,393 --> 01:16:12,553
They have grapes that they sell

3731
01:16:12,573 --> 01:16:15,557
that are called cotton candy
grapes, and they are seasonal,

3732
01:16:15,983 --> 01:16:17,573
and they taste like fucking

3733
01:16:17,573 --> 01:16:17,873
cotton candy.

3734
01:16:17,883 --> 01:16:18,383
Yeah, see,

3735
01:16:18,383 --> 01:16:18,993
that's not good.

3736
01:16:19,113 --> 01:16:20,013
That's genetically modified.

3737
01:16:20,593 --> 01:16:21,107
See, You're

3738
01:16:21,107 --> 01:16:21,317
probably

3739
01:16:21,317 --> 01:16:22,057
gonna hate me for this

3740
01:16:22,063 --> 01:16:22,603
I don't

3741
01:16:22,777 --> 01:16:23,107
one.

3742
01:16:23,803 --> 01:16:25,377
I don't either, but it's so weird as shit.

3743
01:16:25,507 --> 01:16:26,797
Like, I don't, I'm not gonna gnaw

3744
01:16:27,003 --> 01:16:27,243
on

3745
01:16:27,303 --> 01:16:27,817
air and sugar.

3746
01:16:27,817 --> 01:16:30,847
I don't like the way that,
like, it, when you eat it.

3747
01:16:30,857 --> 01:16:31,237
Yeah,

3748
01:16:31,253 --> 01:16:32,003
don't like it either.

3749
01:16:32,903 --> 01:16:33,173
And then

3750
01:16:33,383 --> 01:16:33,603
everyone I

3751
01:16:33,603 --> 01:16:35,283
saw that it melts to the roof.

3752
01:16:35,283 --> 01:16:35,943
I don't like it.

3753
01:16:35,983 --> 01:16:37,913
And then man, like when
you're like, some of

3754
01:16:37,937 --> 01:16:38,057
that

3755
01:16:38,057 --> 01:16:40,157
turns into like the
grossest shit when you're a

3756
01:16:40,157 --> 01:16:40,817
kid, It's like

3757
01:16:41,053 --> 01:16:42,863
liquefies all over you somehow.

3758
01:16:42,943 --> 01:16:44,987
I I don't like having dirty hands
unless I'm unless I'm something

3759
01:16:44,987 --> 01:16:48,673
that requires to be dirty and then I wash
my hands when it's time wash my hands.

3760
01:16:48,673 --> 01:16:48,903
Oh yeah.

3761
01:16:48,933 --> 01:16:49,663
I wash my hands

3762
01:16:50,297 --> 01:16:51,767
I, I, I have,

3763
01:16:51,767 --> 01:16:52,067
I have

3764
01:16:52,067 --> 01:16:54,173
can tissues, um, with all of my

3765
01:16:54,173 --> 01:16:54,843
mental health shit.

3766
01:16:54,843 --> 01:16:56,837
I got some TSMs that are
floating around in there.

3767
01:16:56,837 --> 01:16:58,427
And one of them is that for the last

3768
01:16:58,577 --> 01:16:59,357
20 years

3769
01:16:59,627 --> 01:17:01,187
I've never used a paper

3770
01:17:01,187 --> 01:17:02,147
towel that wasn't wet.

3771
01:17:03,027 --> 01:17:03,437
In my house,

3772
01:17:03,663 --> 01:17:06,273
I keep one when I eat dinner, I take
a paper towel, and fold it in the

3773
01:17:06,273 --> 01:17:09,847
fourths, I wet it right out, and just
have it sit there, and when everybody

3774
01:17:09,847 --> 01:17:10,677
else is using their paper towel,

3775
01:17:11,313 --> 01:17:11,853
mine's wet.

3776
01:17:12,523 --> 01:17:13,643
Because when I wipe my mouth,

3777
01:17:14,143 --> 01:17:15,003
my mouth is clean.

3778
01:17:15,083 --> 01:17:16,673
It's not fucking smooshed around.

3779
01:17:17,677 --> 01:17:18,077
You're

3780
01:17:18,223 --> 01:17:20,117
really obsessed with this smooshed around.

3781
01:17:22,253 --> 01:17:23,143
I don't get it!

3782
01:17:23,153 --> 01:17:24,933
Like, how is this okay?

3783
01:17:25,663 --> 01:17:27,123
Like I said, if you
had poop on your arm...

3784
01:17:27,893 --> 01:17:30,413
It would not be okay to just hit it
with some paper and call it a day.

3785
01:17:30,673 --> 01:17:32,127
It's true, but you're not wrong.

3786
01:17:32,683 --> 01:17:33,857
I'm not wrong at all.

3787
01:17:34,733 --> 01:17:37,083
It's they shouldn't be walking
around with your butt cheeks

3788
01:17:37,117 --> 01:17:37,587
itching.

3789
01:17:38,277 --> 01:17:39,387
It's just not a good thing.

3790
01:17:39,427 --> 01:17:40,397
Yeah.

3791
01:17:40,563 --> 01:17:41,207
On that note.

3792
01:17:44,383 --> 01:17:44,423
So

3793
01:17:44,423 --> 01:17:46,363
a couple more, a couple more
things about the slap fight.

3794
01:17:46,703 --> 01:17:47,543
Uh, just

3795
01:17:47,547 --> 01:17:51,983
for like, like, we have like
all this is a two parter Yeah,

3796
01:17:51,983 --> 01:17:53,193
we have we have add in here.

3797
01:17:53,193 --> 01:17:53,813
So we always get

3798
01:17:53,817 --> 01:17:54,077
like,

3799
01:17:54,428 --> 01:17:55,398
Yeah, sidetracked.

3800
01:17:55,788 --> 01:17:57,548
but people always ask me about this.

3801
01:17:57,838 --> 01:17:58,767
Um, you know,

3802
01:17:58,777 --> 01:17:59,147
cause.

3803
01:18:00,628 --> 01:18:03,528
The hitting part is one thing,
but the taking it part is what

3804
01:18:03,528 --> 01:18:04,327
people have a problem with.

3805
01:18:04,547 --> 01:18:05,667
And like, when I had

3806
01:18:05,667 --> 01:18:05,997
to,

3807
01:18:07,158 --> 01:18:07,898
I was given

3808
01:18:07,898 --> 01:18:10,518
the of casting the first
season of Power Slam.

3809
01:18:10,658 --> 01:18:13,618
And, there were some guys that
had done it, like you said, in

3810
01:18:13,867 --> 01:18:16,270
and Russia, we couldn't
get them cause visas and

3811
01:18:16,297 --> 01:18:16,567
that.

3812
01:18:17,322 --> 01:18:18,082
There's all their league,

3813
01:18:18,122 --> 01:18:20,363
those guys were all in their
contracts, and like, there

3814
01:18:20,363 --> 01:18:21,693
wasn't just not that many, and we

3815
01:18:21,842 --> 01:18:22,903
a couple of them to coach us.

3816
01:18:23,063 --> 01:18:23,492
And had to

3817
01:18:23,492 --> 01:18:24,052
just talk

3818
01:18:24,052 --> 01:18:25,612
to people get people to do

3819
01:18:25,612 --> 01:18:27,722
this shit that hadn't been
done before, for the most part.

3820
01:18:28,292 --> 01:18:28,842
Um,

3821
01:18:29,603 --> 01:18:31,592
and a lot of it, before we
were even allowed to that

3822
01:18:31,592 --> 01:18:32,542
Dana or the UFC

3823
01:18:32,543 --> 01:18:33,383
was involved at all,

3824
01:18:33,673 --> 01:18:34,003
we had to

3825
01:18:34,013 --> 01:18:35,723
get people to try it out.

3826
01:18:35,803 --> 01:18:37,233
You know, which is, which is, a rough

3827
01:18:37,242 --> 01:18:37,552
thing.

3828
01:18:38,092 --> 01:18:40,272
Um, but I have a lot of friends,

3829
01:18:40,463 --> 01:18:41,073
you know, 20

3830
01:18:41,073 --> 01:18:43,932
years working with UFC, got a lot of
friends that are pro fighters, dozens

3831
01:18:43,932 --> 01:18:44,452
of fights, and

3832
01:18:44,793 --> 01:18:46,723
almost everyone said, fuck off.

3833
01:18:46,793 --> 01:18:47,763
I'm never doing that.

3834
01:18:48,593 --> 01:18:52,773
Like, how, what's the like when
you gotta stand in there and just

3835
01:18:52,773 --> 01:18:54,533
know, bro man, that's big, you

3836
01:18:54,652 --> 01:18:55,182
you're big dude,

3837
01:18:55,193 --> 01:18:56,803
you're way glad it's
big, he's about to just

3838
01:18:56,823 --> 01:18:58,873
give everything he's got
and hit you in the face.

3839
01:18:59,753 --> 01:19:02,052
Uh, Honestly, know,

3840
01:19:02,052 --> 01:19:03,786
I'm just, I don't really think about it,

3841
01:19:03,786 --> 01:19:07,072
you know, just about it, you know,
just stand there, you take hit and

3842
01:19:07,072 --> 01:19:07,412
I just.

3843
01:19:07,937 --> 01:19:09,717
No more to it to me like, you

3844
01:19:09,913 --> 01:19:10,373
we're signing

3845
01:19:10,373 --> 01:19:15,787
up for doing this for and it's hard to
like explain it to people like Joining or

3846
01:19:15,867 --> 01:19:17,207
that just don't understand it.

3847
01:19:17,207 --> 01:19:17,597
But like

3848
01:19:18,077 --> 01:19:20,727
for guys like me and
other guys in the sport.

3849
01:19:20,727 --> 01:19:23,842
This is just It's fun to just
go back and forth and knock the

3850
01:19:23,842 --> 01:19:24,512
shit out of each other.

3851
01:19:25,233 --> 01:19:25,543
I mean, I

3852
01:19:25,543 --> 01:19:27,462
like to fight not as anymore,

3853
01:19:27,692 --> 01:19:31,812
but as a kid stuff, but like every
ounce of your dna is telling you

3854
01:19:31,812 --> 01:19:32,362
to move.

3855
01:19:33,193 --> 01:19:34,283
You know, That's the thing.

3856
01:19:34,443 --> 01:19:35,013
That is,

3857
01:19:35,033 --> 01:19:35,293
that

3858
01:19:35,293 --> 01:19:37,282
is a bizarre phenomenon holding.

3859
01:19:37,302 --> 01:19:38,923
We're one of the only
creatures that will do

3860
01:19:38,942 --> 01:19:40,252
this, by the way,

3861
01:19:40,578 --> 01:19:43,882
no creature gonna fucking slap another
creature in the face and weight.

3862
01:19:44,222 --> 01:19:44,662
We,

3863
01:19:44,672 --> 01:19:45,692
we are doing this,

3864
01:19:46,092 --> 01:19:46,432
but.

3865
01:19:47,372 --> 01:19:49,452
The fact that you can stand there

3866
01:19:49,548 --> 01:19:52,192
and not, well, there's the
flinch, Which, flinch, which,

3867
01:19:52,662 --> 01:19:56,698
fuck man, that was a genius add to
this entire thing when they made it,

3868
01:19:57,008 --> 01:19:58,992
Because up, what happened
when you flinched?

3869
01:19:59,292 --> 01:20:00,452
Yeah, it's a flinch, It's an

3870
01:20:00,968 --> 01:20:01,138
Yes, yes, It's an

3871
01:20:01,138 --> 01:20:01,148
actual

3872
01:20:01,148 --> 01:20:01,158
rule,

3873
01:20:01,158 --> 01:20:01,178
It's an

3874
01:20:01,178 --> 01:20:01,528
actual

3875
01:20:01,582 --> 01:20:01,692
rule.

3876
01:20:02,768 --> 01:20:03,098
rule.

3877
01:20:03,478 --> 01:20:07,292
which, I was there for the, the fights

3878
01:20:07,372 --> 01:20:08,192
when they they did

3879
01:20:08,192 --> 01:20:12,922
it in Vegas, and I was,
Both mesmerized and

3880
01:20:12,922 --> 01:20:14,493
traumatized the same time

3881
01:20:15,043 --> 01:20:15,593
because

3882
01:20:16,013 --> 01:20:17,593
it's quiet as fuck.

3883
01:20:18,483 --> 01:20:20,662
And this and even the slap,

3884
01:20:21,243 --> 01:20:22,982
it's quiet after that too.

3885
01:20:23,252 --> 01:20:23,432
Yeah.

3886
01:20:23,552 --> 01:20:24,542
, when you're watching

3887
01:20:24,553 --> 01:20:24,993
them like

3888
01:20:25,352 --> 01:20:26,192
navigate

3889
01:20:26,192 --> 01:20:26,702
whether or not

3890
01:20:26,702 --> 01:20:27,482
they're gonna live.

3891
01:20:27,962 --> 01:20:28,682
Cuz like it's

3892
01:20:28,687 --> 01:20:30,452
very like disconcerting

3893
01:20:30,703 --> 01:20:31,883
to watch a human,

3894
01:20:32,502 --> 01:20:32,802
be

3895
01:20:32,802 --> 01:20:33,252
a human,

3896
01:20:33,273 --> 01:20:34,913
but not know they're
human for a few minutes.

3897
01:20:36,422 --> 01:20:36,972
.
It's the only way

3898
01:20:37,003 --> 01:20:37,073
I

3899
01:20:37,073 --> 01:20:37,733
can describe it.

3900
01:20:37,733 --> 01:20:38,133
because you're

3901
01:20:38,723 --> 01:20:40,293
like, In a whole other world!

3902
01:20:40,327 --> 01:20:40,667
God.

3903
01:20:41,787 --> 01:20:41,867
Like,

3904
01:20:42,213 --> 01:20:43,143
holy shit!

3905
01:20:43,703 --> 01:20:46,523
So, I mean, So you're standing

3906
01:20:46,727 --> 01:20:49,503
and you're taking it, like, yes,
you're getting that to the face.

3907
01:20:49,553 --> 01:20:53,943
Are you thinking, I imagine,
I would liken it something,

3908
01:20:53,973 --> 01:20:55,857
for me, I would, if I were to

3909
01:20:55,857 --> 01:20:56,647
do it, it would

3910
01:20:56,677 --> 01:20:57,577
be an odds

3911
01:20:57,587 --> 01:20:58,137
scenario.

3912
01:20:58,147 --> 01:20:59,507
That's how I work with things.

3913
01:20:59,507 --> 01:20:59,767
Like,

3914
01:20:59,883 --> 01:21:02,703
Like if I'm going to jump out of a
helicopter in the army, I'm going to

3915
01:21:02,723 --> 01:21:04,097
see how many did it before me and live.

3916
01:21:05,263 --> 01:21:07,543
That's usually how I
play the game mentally.

3917
01:21:08,533 --> 01:21:10,723
So when you step up to
get slapped, is that

3918
01:21:10,723 --> 01:21:11,397
how, that

3919
01:21:11,407 --> 01:21:11,707
one of

3920
01:21:11,707 --> 01:21:12,367
the things that you,

3921
01:21:12,367 --> 01:21:13,237
uh, that you could

3922
01:21:13,283 --> 01:21:13,903
consider?

3923
01:21:14,763 --> 01:21:16,573
Look, dude, nobody's died from this.

3924
01:21:16,763 --> 01:21:19,167
I can take a slap Just
fucking give it and move.

3925
01:21:21,103 --> 01:21:23,903
Yes, thinking like Russia
where they, where it

3926
01:21:23,903 --> 01:21:24,153
wasn't

3927
01:21:24,183 --> 01:21:24,333
like

3928
01:21:24,603 --> 01:21:25,143
They don't count.

3929
01:21:25,173 --> 01:21:25,413
He's like

3930
01:21:25,557 --> 01:21:26,367
fucking Kodiak

3931
01:21:27,148 --> 01:21:27,758
Yeah, they was

3932
01:21:27,938 --> 01:21:30,778
only one guy from that
and that was in Russia

3933
01:21:30,907 --> 01:21:30,977
they

3934
01:21:31,548 --> 01:21:31,668
Probably

3935
01:21:31,668 --> 01:21:32,048
smacked

3936
01:21:32,048 --> 01:21:32,618
the tumor.

3937
01:21:33,438 --> 01:21:35,018
Yeah, they didn't do any MRIs or anything.

3938
01:21:35,028 --> 01:21:35,078
and The

3939
01:21:35,078 --> 01:21:36,188
guy had a pre existing

3940
01:21:36,398 --> 01:21:36,808
condition.

3941
01:21:37,008 --> 01:21:37,028
Yeah,

3942
01:21:37,037 --> 01:21:37,347
you go.

3943
01:21:37,927 --> 01:21:38,687
It's a boy oh boy

3944
01:21:38,687 --> 01:21:38,927
type of

3945
01:21:40,047 --> 01:21:40,077
thing.

3946
01:21:40,077 --> 01:21:40,247
That fits perfectly.

3947
01:21:40,927 --> 01:21:42,647
Yeah, for me though,
it's really just like,

3948
01:21:43,988 --> 01:21:47,838
uh, you can't, you can't focus on how
many cause every fight is different.

3949
01:21:47,937 --> 01:21:50,457
Every competitor you're going to go
against is going to hit you differently.

3950
01:21:50,457 --> 01:21:50,777
So you

3951
01:21:50,787 --> 01:21:52,688
really, you you just gotta be a

3952
01:21:52,867 --> 01:21:53,087
bit

3953
01:21:53,087 --> 01:21:53,347
crazy.

3954
01:21:53,357 --> 01:21:54,687
I almost broke my teeth, dude.

3955
01:21:56,217 --> 01:21:56,917
like I go out

3956
01:21:56,917 --> 01:21:58,808
there every time and just either

3957
01:21:58,808 --> 01:22:00,318
I'm going to eat his head, and

3958
01:22:00,337 --> 01:22:00,857
I'm going to

3959
01:22:00,927 --> 01:22:04,487
hit him back ten times harder, or he's
going to me out and I'm going to have

3960
01:22:04,487 --> 01:22:04,757
to

3961
01:22:05,138 --> 01:22:05,438
figure

3962
01:22:05,438 --> 01:22:06,237
it out after that.

3963
01:22:07,068 --> 01:22:08,288
That's where I, That's the

3964
01:22:08,307 --> 01:22:08,357
line.

3965
01:22:09,268 --> 01:22:09,778
Like I don't

3966
01:22:09,828 --> 01:22:11,168
ever like having the

3967
01:22:11,182 --> 01:22:11,852
lost look

3968
01:22:11,852 --> 01:22:12,582
in the eyes.

3969
01:22:12,912 --> 01:22:14,668
That's, that's just terrifying.

3970
01:22:14,678 --> 01:22:15,508
Like, I don't understand.

3971
01:22:15,508 --> 01:22:16,532
Gary and I were talking about this one.

3972
01:22:16,532 --> 01:22:17,868
I was talking to Kelvin about it.

3973
01:22:18,372 --> 01:22:18,542
How

3974
01:22:18,542 --> 01:22:24,012
do you go back and watch
a video of you in that

3975
01:22:24,022 --> 01:22:24,372
state?

3976
01:22:25,178 --> 01:22:28,637
I can't think that I, that's, that's
something that I don't want to relive.

3977
01:22:29,228 --> 01:22:33,097
Like I can't watch myself in that
because it's so, the vulnerability

3978
01:22:33,107 --> 01:22:34,408
is at like a a completely

3979
01:22:34,717 --> 01:22:35,137
level in

3980
01:22:35,138 --> 01:22:35,508
that moment.

3981
01:22:35,518 --> 01:22:36,648
You got Forrest behind you,

3982
01:22:37,178 --> 01:22:37,618
Forrest.

3983
01:22:37,947 --> 01:22:38,817
I love him.

3984
01:22:38,857 --> 01:22:39,627
Everything's fine man.

3985
01:22:39,837 --> 01:22:40,127
Forrest.

3986
01:22:40,288 --> 01:22:40,598
Forrest.

3987
01:22:41,768 --> 01:22:42,168
Forrest

3988
01:22:42,168 --> 01:22:44,948
just makes me feel happy
when I see his face.

3989
01:22:44,988 --> 01:22:45,888
He just makes me feel good.

3990
01:22:45,928 --> 01:22:46,168
He's

3991
01:22:46,168 --> 01:22:46,958
into it, too.

3992
01:22:47,128 --> 01:22:48,487
Like he was not first.

3993
01:22:48,878 --> 01:22:55,048
And then, you just like, yeah, it's, uh,
you know, we had a pro Gonzalez on it and

3994
01:22:55,098 --> 01:22:56,557
she slapped me in the face really hard

3995
01:22:57,057 --> 01:23:01,277
and, uh, and she's a pro she's
fought in every different aspect

3996
01:23:01,277 --> 01:23:02,258
of martial arts, you know, and,

3997
01:23:02,457 --> 01:23:04,167
and, uh, you know,

3998
01:23:04,447 --> 01:23:05,887
she went to the mat with us and

3999
01:23:05,887 --> 01:23:07,317
she has a good

4000
01:23:07,317 --> 01:23:08,898
perspective on things and she said like

4001
01:23:09,028 --> 01:23:12,998
the defense from where she
sees it as like how you get up.

4002
01:23:13,733 --> 01:23:15,553
People are trying to
stand up really quickly.

4003
01:23:15,573 --> 01:23:19,573
In boxing, you're taught to use your
whole 10 seconds on the ground Face out.

4004
01:23:19,602 --> 01:23:23,233
and get your bear, you know, the people
are up and they're like trying to

4005
01:23:23,243 --> 01:23:24,903
convince the ref like too soon that

4006
01:23:24,933 --> 01:23:25,803
they're like good to

4007
01:23:25,803 --> 01:23:28,002
go or stay long enough.

4008
01:23:28,043 --> 01:23:28,213
You

4009
01:23:28,223 --> 01:23:31,453
get, get to your hip, you know,
start building your base up and

4010
01:23:31,463 --> 01:23:32,693
get there obviously don't want to

4011
01:23:32,693 --> 01:23:34,232
wait too long, but.

4012
01:23:34,743 --> 01:23:34,963
You know,

4013
01:23:34,972 --> 01:23:36,353
that's one part that not a lot of

4014
01:23:36,363 --> 01:23:38,742
people I've heard about, and that
was like, her perspective was

4015
01:23:38,743 --> 01:23:39,523
like, you're gonna

4016
01:23:39,533 --> 01:23:40,832
go down, gonna go down.

4017
01:23:40,982 --> 01:23:43,192
It's like, what, it's like,
what do you do after that

4018
01:23:43,302 --> 01:23:43,792
to like,

4019
01:23:43,912 --> 01:23:44,172
get

4020
01:23:44,622 --> 01:23:47,092
to the point where you could,
you know, be good again?

4021
01:23:47,122 --> 01:23:51,123
Because, natural instincts for a lot of
people is like, get up as fast as you can,

4022
01:23:51,123 --> 01:23:51,783
or, like, try to be

4023
01:23:51,783 --> 01:23:52,003
like, I'm

4024
01:23:52,003 --> 01:23:52,973
good, I'm good, I'm good.

4025
01:23:53,193 --> 01:23:55,697
That's usually when you face
plant or like, you know,

4026
01:23:56,283 --> 01:23:56,503
kind of stuff.

4027
01:23:57,367 --> 01:23:58,777
anybody is like that though.

4028
01:23:58,787 --> 01:23:59,877
The more we protest

4029
01:23:59,877 --> 01:24:02,367
something, the more that we
have that fucking inclination,

4030
01:24:02,377 --> 01:24:03,133
the other direction.

4031
01:24:03,283 --> 01:24:03,433
Oh

4032
01:24:03,433 --> 01:24:03,523
yeah.

4033
01:24:04,348 --> 01:24:04,798
You have

4034
01:24:04,798 --> 01:24:07,728
been when the boxer screams and all the

4035
01:24:07,987 --> 01:24:08,277
it's like,

4036
01:24:08,957 --> 01:24:10,568
these fighters don't care.

4037
01:24:10,568 --> 01:24:12,508
Like you gonna tell me all the time.

4038
01:24:12,718 --> 01:24:15,897
Oh, this is, there's a risk
for this, this, this, this is a

4039
01:24:15,897 --> 01:24:16,627
fun time.

4040
01:24:17,417 --> 01:24:17,597
I'm

4041
01:24:17,597 --> 01:24:18,987
having a great time doing sport.

4042
01:24:19,738 --> 01:24:20,788
I want to get into boxing

4043
01:24:21,177 --> 01:24:21,847
I do this.

4044
01:24:22,248 --> 01:24:22,618
So just.

4045
01:24:23,218 --> 01:24:23,758
But you know

4046
01:24:23,778 --> 01:24:25,277
your chin at point.

4047
01:24:25,428 --> 01:24:25,648
Yeah

4048
01:24:26,747 --> 01:24:27,778
it's like people know

4049
01:24:27,787 --> 01:24:28,667
what they're getting into.

4050
01:24:28,768 --> 01:24:29,118
It's up.

4051
01:24:29,158 --> 01:24:29,888
It's up to them.

4052
01:24:30,028 --> 01:24:30,718
It's free world.

4053
01:24:30,908 --> 01:24:32,977
Like, and also a button on your TV that

4054
01:24:33,017 --> 01:24:33,767
changes the channel.

4055
01:24:33,797 --> 01:24:34,227
Yeah.

4056
01:24:35,038 --> 01:24:35,128
It

4057
01:24:35,128 --> 01:24:36,197
doesn't, it doesn't

4058
01:24:36,197 --> 01:24:37,867
have to be this big thing where you,

4059
01:24:38,097 --> 01:24:40,067
there's drama and everyone's

4060
01:24:40,067 --> 01:24:40,387
over here.

4061
01:24:40,387 --> 01:24:40,817
You're arguing

4062
01:24:40,828 --> 01:24:41,678
with everyone.

4063
01:24:41,697 --> 01:24:41,957
Like,

4064
01:24:42,587 --> 01:24:42,667
just

4065
01:24:42,677 --> 01:24:43,838
mind your own damn business.

4066
01:24:43,838 --> 01:24:45,498
Honestly, that is too big of

4067
01:24:45,498 --> 01:24:45,838
a deal

4068
01:24:45,848 --> 01:24:46,048
for

4069
01:24:46,048 --> 01:24:46,118
you,

4070
01:24:46,378 --> 01:24:46,598
but

4071
01:24:46,608 --> 01:24:46,918
those

4072
01:24:46,978 --> 01:24:47,348
people that

4073
01:24:47,348 --> 01:24:48,348
got it so popular,

4074
01:24:48,498 --> 01:24:48,878
you know?

4075
01:24:48,917 --> 01:24:49,297
Like,

4076
01:24:49,953 --> 01:24:53,483
And anything else, we didn't get
two billion views, like, because

4077
01:24:53,522 --> 01:24:54,563
everybody loved it,

4078
01:24:54,733 --> 01:24:57,912
you know, it's, Out it's crazy, guys,

4079
01:24:57,912 --> 01:24:58,482
like, uh.

4080
01:24:58,862 --> 01:25:00,482
Jewel had like 500 or

4081
01:25:00,782 --> 01:25:03,973
350 million, I think ardem

4082
01:25:03,973 --> 01:25:04,563
Lobov

4083
01:25:04,593 --> 01:25:05,893
pointed out something fucking

4084
01:25:05,902 --> 01:25:07,072
great when he was on

4085
01:25:07,102 --> 01:25:07,852
and it was that

4086
01:25:08,303 --> 01:25:08,513
no

4087
01:25:08,513 --> 01:25:12,423
matter what the event that is
going on, you could have a million

4088
01:25:12,423 --> 01:25:15,582
people in the stands watching
football, tennis basketball,

4089
01:25:15,602 --> 01:25:16,352
whatever it is,

4090
01:25:16,762 --> 01:25:17,782
one fight breaks

4091
01:25:17,792 --> 01:25:19,452
out, where does everybody look

4092
01:25:19,902 --> 01:25:21,012
the fight, the fight,

4093
01:25:21,252 --> 01:25:25,002
always the fight, We are
predisposed to being fucking

4094
01:25:25,012 --> 01:25:26,452
attracted to watching that shit

4095
01:25:26,462 --> 01:25:26,782
for some

4096
01:25:26,782 --> 01:25:26,982
reason.

4097
01:25:27,463 --> 01:25:27,593
Oh,

4098
01:25:27,593 --> 01:25:27,883
yeah,

4099
01:25:28,703 --> 01:25:33,893
It could be the worst fight ever It
could be the worst fight ever It could

4100
01:25:33,923 --> 01:25:36,262
be like fucking four foot dude with like

4101
01:25:36,522 --> 01:25:38,272
thick glasses on and

4102
01:25:38,283 --> 01:25:42,262
some other portly guy that works
at fucking Gander or some shit.

4103
01:25:42,603 --> 01:25:43,193
Like it's That

4104
01:25:43,193 --> 01:25:43,223
guy's

4105
01:25:43,593 --> 01:25:43,863
got a gun.

4106
01:25:44,583 --> 01:25:44,833
Oh,

4107
01:25:44,833 --> 01:25:44,943
yeah,

4108
01:25:45,193 --> 01:25:45,523
that's true.

4109
01:25:45,693 --> 01:25:45,783
But

4110
01:25:46,203 --> 01:25:48,512
yeah, it's just skips all the bullshit
You're getting right to just...

4111
01:25:49,323 --> 01:25:51,773
Just You know, there's no
feeling each other out.

4112
01:25:51,777 --> 01:25:53,237
There's no like this might be boring.

4113
01:25:53,267 --> 01:25:54,097
Yeah, there's no this

4114
01:25:54,097 --> 01:25:57,787
might be a boring match Every match
is exciting because every match has

4115
01:25:57,787 --> 01:26:00,477
a good hit and a good receiving like

4116
01:26:00,647 --> 01:26:03,703
yeah That's It's like wait,
it's like when ronda was

4117
01:26:03,743 --> 01:26:04,043
like

4118
01:26:04,533 --> 01:26:06,093
Unstoppable and you were

4119
01:26:06,143 --> 01:26:06,403
like

4120
01:26:06,713 --> 01:26:10,603
waiting to see like if they could
stop more than if she could do it, you

4121
01:26:10,607 --> 01:26:12,657
know And then homes it fucking

4122
01:26:12,687 --> 01:26:13,307
cleaned her clock.

4123
01:26:13,337 --> 01:26:13,997
Yeah her and

4124
01:26:13,997 --> 01:26:14,097
uh,

4125
01:26:14,127 --> 01:26:18,242
amanda, but it was like,
uh now it's like We

4126
01:26:18,242 --> 01:26:22,323
like, And you never know, we
had a guy in, uh, Verne, who

4127
01:26:22,323 --> 01:26:23,773
was on the show and he was just,

4128
01:26:23,873 --> 01:26:26,103
he was trying everybody, but he never got

4129
01:26:26,193 --> 01:26:26,383
hit.

4130
01:26:26,943 --> 01:26:27,423
So

4131
01:26:28,313 --> 01:26:29,083
Jim was never

4132
01:26:29,092 --> 01:26:29,322
tested.

4133
01:26:30,193 --> 01:26:30,793
He went out.

4134
01:26:31,283 --> 01:26:32,093
See, and that's the thing.

4135
01:26:32,093 --> 01:26:34,542
I feel like you should have
to take one shot to get in.

4136
01:26:37,117 --> 01:26:39,177
But to to be fair, that's part

4137
01:26:39,177 --> 01:26:39,617
of the sport.

4138
01:26:39,617 --> 01:26:41,468
Your first hit is always your worst hit.

4139
01:26:41,598 --> 01:26:44,548
We tell every guy, and don't leave
us until you get that first hit.

4140
01:26:44,858 --> 01:26:45,048
And they're

4141
01:26:45,048 --> 01:26:45,248
like,

4142
01:26:45,277 --> 01:26:45,437
God

4143
01:26:45,652 --> 01:26:45,902
damn.

4144
01:26:46,402 --> 01:26:48,602
I'm gonna get your heads, bro.

4145
01:26:48,712 --> 01:26:52,652
I mean, I remember, to this day,
I remember my exact first hit

4146
01:26:52,918 --> 01:26:53,398
with Frank

4147
01:26:53,448 --> 01:26:53,818
Tank.

4148
01:26:54,278 --> 01:26:54,918
The shit had my

4149
01:26:54,922 --> 01:26:55,792
legs shaking.

4150
01:26:55,958 --> 01:26:57,762
The entire rest arrested the

4151
01:26:57,871 --> 01:26:58,032
match,

4152
01:26:58,062 --> 01:26:59,052
my legs were shaking.

4153
01:26:59,172 --> 01:26:59,742
I was just like...

4154
01:27:00,347 --> 01:27:00,677
God damn.

4155
01:27:00,838 --> 01:27:02,518
This is why we bob and

4156
01:27:02,528 --> 01:27:02,958
weave.

4157
01:27:04,018 --> 01:27:04,288
It's a thing.

4158
01:27:04,288 --> 01:27:07,268
it's like the anticipation
is sometimes worse, you know,

4159
01:27:07,417 --> 01:27:08,857
like than the actual thing.

4160
01:27:08,878 --> 01:27:09,287
The feeling

4161
01:27:09,287 --> 01:27:09,397
of

4162
01:27:09,485 --> 01:27:09,687
getting

4163
01:27:09,727 --> 01:27:09,747
to

4164
01:27:09,868 --> 01:27:11,768
hit him back though, like just

4165
01:27:11,777 --> 01:27:12,717
the back and forth.

4166
01:27:12,797 --> 01:27:13,357
I can dig it.

4167
01:27:13,357 --> 01:27:16,223
It's so, the adrenaline's It's so,

4168
01:27:16,223 --> 01:27:16,853
satisfying.

4169
01:27:17,093 --> 01:27:17,723
Oh man.

4170
01:27:18,043 --> 01:27:18,343
there

4171
01:27:18,347 --> 01:27:23,333
are some people's faces that
look like fucking it's sloth

4172
01:27:23,523 --> 01:27:24,233
afterwards.

4173
01:27:24,273 --> 01:27:24,953
They're new to it.

4174
01:27:24,997 --> 01:27:26,397
They haven't had as many snaps.

4175
01:27:26,397 --> 01:27:27,273
Oh, do it like,

4176
01:27:27,603 --> 01:27:28,923
Oh, you build up strength in your

4177
01:27:28,933 --> 01:27:29,383
face?

4178
01:27:29,532 --> 01:27:30,172
Uh, if you

4179
01:27:30,202 --> 01:27:32,793
see Ron, like, he doesn't
swell up as much cauliflower

4180
01:27:32,793 --> 01:27:33,463
cheek, that's bad.

4181
01:27:33,603 --> 01:27:33,643
And

4182
01:27:33,832 --> 01:27:33,952
I'm crazy.

4183
01:27:34,932 --> 01:27:34,962
And

4184
01:27:35,222 --> 01:27:35,693
someone just,

4185
01:27:35,983 --> 01:27:40,398
like, when Wesley got the huge, like,
hematoma, like, Joanna got that in a

4186
01:27:40,408 --> 01:27:43,208
fight once, but you never got to get in
her before, like, sometimes it's just like

4187
01:27:43,298 --> 01:27:45,268
blood vessels and shit just pop a way.

4188
01:27:45,488 --> 01:27:47,902
I popped a zit on my nose
once and it fucking turned

4189
01:27:47,908 --> 01:27:48,768
the end of my nose purple, I

4190
01:27:48,772 --> 01:27:48,922
was

4191
01:27:48,922 --> 01:27:49,102
really

4192
01:27:49,102 --> 01:27:49,212
mad.

4193
01:27:49,908 --> 01:27:51,022
It's kind of of the same exact thing.

4194
01:27:51,597 --> 01:27:51,947
Except not

4195
01:27:51,947 --> 01:27:52,187
at all.

4196
01:27:53,207 --> 01:27:53,687
Yeah.

4197
01:27:53,817 --> 01:27:55,267
And the same exact thing
happened, except never once in

4198
01:27:55,267 --> 01:27:55,538
my life.

4199
01:27:55,538 --> 01:27:55,758
That's

4200
01:27:55,907 --> 01:27:56,167
once in

4201
01:27:56,337 --> 01:27:56,567
my life.

4202
01:27:58,588 --> 01:27:59,138
equal, right?

4203
01:27:59,718 --> 01:28:00,298
That's equal.

4204
01:28:00,978 --> 01:28:01,148
How

4205
01:28:01,287 --> 01:28:01,317
it?

4206
01:28:01,398 --> 01:28:01,508
it?

4207
01:28:01,508 --> 01:28:01,878
That's the same.

4208
01:28:01,878 --> 01:28:03,098
It's very traumatizing.

4209
01:28:03,267 --> 01:28:03,467
How

4210
01:28:03,467 --> 01:28:03,847
was it when

4211
01:28:03,847 --> 01:28:03,967
you...

4212
01:28:04,387 --> 01:28:04,577
No.

4213
01:28:06,437 --> 01:28:07,877
What was that Very squirt her?

4214
01:28:07,877 --> 01:28:08,407
Look at the mirror.

4215
01:28:08,547 --> 01:28:08,777
No.

4216
01:28:09,317 --> 01:28:09,347
Ooh.

4217
01:28:09,657 --> 01:28:10,617
That's a satisfying one.

4218
01:28:11,733 --> 01:28:12,093
That is

4219
01:28:12,097 --> 01:28:12,757
a good one.

4220
01:28:12,847 --> 01:28:13,257
We're also

4221
01:28:13,257 --> 01:28:13,847
predisposed to

4222
01:28:13,847 --> 01:28:14,067
that.

4223
01:28:14,677 --> 01:28:14,957
No,

4224
01:28:14,967 --> 01:28:15,317
we're not.

4225
01:28:16,053 --> 01:28:16,283
Some

4226
01:28:16,283 --> 01:28:16,563
people

4227
01:28:16,563 --> 01:28:16,757
we're are.

4228
01:28:16,757 --> 01:28:17,077
Dr.

4229
01:28:17,087 --> 01:28:17,177
Pimplepopper

4230
01:28:17,583 --> 01:28:17,903
predisposed at six.

4231
01:28:18,417 --> 01:28:18,847
has a TV show.

4232
01:28:18,847 --> 01:28:19,037
No.

4233
01:28:19,087 --> 01:28:19,447
Well, yeah,

4234
01:28:19,447 --> 01:28:20,797
we're not predisposed at six.

4235
01:28:21,187 --> 01:28:21,897
Motherfuckers.

4236
01:28:22,117 --> 01:28:22,577
Well, watch

4237
01:28:22,577 --> 01:28:23,677
that shit are predisposed.

4238
01:28:23,687 --> 01:28:24,343
Nah, man, it

4239
01:28:24,343 --> 01:28:24,683
draws

4240
01:28:24,683 --> 01:28:25,663
you in That is gross.

4241
01:28:25,673 --> 01:28:27,123
You've never been pinned down by

4242
01:28:27,127 --> 01:28:29,713
your wife Like, Like the side of your

4243
01:28:29,772 --> 01:28:31,092
neck, like, pinching the shit

4244
01:28:31,092 --> 01:28:31,572
out of your meat.

4245
01:28:31,582 --> 01:28:34,812
No, no, I don't have a
wife or pussy pimples

4246
01:28:34,812 --> 01:28:36,623
on Pussy pimples?

4247
01:28:36,792 --> 01:28:37,432
Pussy pimples.

4248
01:28:37,512 --> 01:28:37,802
Oh.

4249
01:28:38,723 --> 01:28:40,593
I will wear, a fucking turtleneck

4250
01:28:40,593 --> 01:28:40,613
If

4251
01:28:42,282 --> 01:28:43,942
for the bed and she'll hop
on your back and be like,

4252
01:28:43,992 --> 01:28:44,992
Alright, totally get the pimple.

4253
01:28:46,022 --> 01:28:46,852
Oh, it hurts.

4254
01:28:47,742 --> 01:28:48,562
Like, come on.

4255
01:28:48,912 --> 01:28:50,213
If you tell them to stop,

4256
01:28:50,243 --> 01:28:51,133
they don't let you do them

4257
01:28:51,862 --> 01:28:52,752
Oh, no, no, no.

4258
01:28:52,888 --> 01:28:54,858
You don't know how strong you are.

4259
01:28:55,652 --> 01:28:58,582
Yeah, let me try and do it one time
a little too hard and you won't hear

4260
01:28:58,583 --> 01:28:58,923
about it

4261
01:28:58,923 --> 01:28:59,233
for the rest

4262
01:28:59,233 --> 01:28:59,652
of the week.

4263
01:28:59,982 --> 01:29:01,302
You ain't never gonna do it again.

4264
01:29:01,782 --> 01:29:02,472
And, uh,

4265
01:29:02,712 --> 01:29:05,463
she still has full fuckin reign on anyone.

4266
01:29:05,473 --> 01:29:06,633
She don't even warn you.

4267
01:29:07,913 --> 01:29:08,823
You're up there shaving.

4268
01:29:09,903 --> 01:29:09,953
That is

4269
01:29:12,473 --> 01:29:13,433
something less gross.

4270
01:29:15,573 --> 01:29:18,793
It's a real thing though, dude,
like go to tock book, get yourself

4271
01:29:18,833 --> 01:29:19,093
caught up.

4272
01:29:19,093 --> 01:29:20,153
No, I know what it is.

4273
01:29:20,513 --> 01:29:21,723
I think it's disgusting.

4274
01:29:22,543 --> 01:29:22,603
I'm,

4275
01:29:22,613 --> 01:29:23,273
well aware of how

4276
01:29:23,287 --> 01:29:25,617
gross it is and I don't
want to watch it ever.

4277
01:29:26,613 --> 01:29:29,207
Um, but yeah, so back to the,

4278
01:29:29,207 --> 01:29:29,970
to

4279
01:29:29,970 --> 01:29:30,732
just.

4280
01:29:30,753 --> 01:29:31,163
just.

4281
01:29:31,873 --> 01:29:32,483
I hope,

4282
01:29:32,953 --> 01:29:37,062
for your sake, you never have to
hit somebody that has a big ass

4283
01:29:37,103 --> 01:29:38,062
pimple on their on their face.

4284
01:29:38,773 --> 01:29:39,273
Oh, don't worry.

4285
01:29:39,285 --> 01:29:39,805
I'll pop it.

4286
01:29:40,113 --> 01:29:40,263
Yeah.

4287
01:29:40,362 --> 01:29:41,162
Oh!

4288
01:29:41,593 --> 01:29:41,983
Dude,

4289
01:29:42,373 --> 01:29:45,683
it's like, 10 10 million FPS
or whatever you guys got there?

4290
01:29:45,792 --> 01:29:46,002
Yeah.

4291
01:29:47,283 --> 01:29:48,203
That fucking thing would be like,

4292
01:29:48,320 --> 01:29:48,912
We had one in

4293
01:29:48,913 --> 01:29:49,253
one in the

4294
01:29:49,253 --> 01:29:49,473
first

4295
01:29:49,743 --> 01:29:50,113
match.

4296
01:29:50,933 --> 01:29:56,332
Uh, the dude with the dreads it cut his
whole cheek into like a thousand frames

4297
01:29:56,348 --> 01:29:56,648
a second.

4298
01:29:56,792 --> 01:29:56,852
Smiling?

4299
01:29:57,248 --> 01:29:57,608
It was

4300
01:29:57,632 --> 01:29:57,972
just,

4301
01:29:59,938 --> 01:30:00,268
watch

4302
01:30:00,402 --> 01:30:00,732
rip.

4303
01:30:00,742 --> 01:30:01,352
Flapping.

4304
01:30:01,562 --> 01:30:02,282
It was rough.

4305
01:30:02,782 --> 01:30:05,848
Oh man, Yeah, that's, no, thank that was,

4306
01:30:06,068 --> 01:30:07,458
man, when we did that first event,

4307
01:30:07,562 --> 01:30:08,362
it was crazy.

4308
01:30:08,478 --> 01:30:09,378
It like, shoot, he

4309
01:30:09,383 --> 01:30:09,828
basically

4310
01:30:09,828 --> 01:30:11,238
wiped his lip off his chair.

4311
01:30:12,408 --> 01:30:12,558
It

4312
01:30:12,558 --> 01:30:12,948
was, I

4313
01:30:12,948 --> 01:30:14,058
mean, it split right here.

4314
01:30:14,142 --> 01:30:14,452
It was a joke.

4315
01:30:14,552 --> 01:30:14,962
Oh

4316
01:30:14,962 --> 01:30:15,152
man.

4317
01:30:15,448 --> 01:30:16,098
was a joke of smile.

4318
01:30:16,098 --> 01:30:16,218
Oh man.

4319
01:30:17,133 --> 01:30:17,863
And then you hit me on

4320
01:30:17,863 --> 01:30:18,473
both sides?

4321
01:30:18,473 --> 01:30:18,643
I wouldn't

4322
01:30:18,653 --> 01:30:18,903
be eating.

4323
01:30:19,302 --> 01:30:19,622
Yeah,

4324
01:30:21,172 --> 01:30:22,903
that's, the whole thing's crazy

4325
01:30:22,973 --> 01:30:23,253
because it's

4326
01:30:23,263 --> 01:30:23,473
so

4327
01:30:23,493 --> 01:30:23,813
new.

4328
01:30:24,072 --> 01:30:24,352
I like

4329
01:30:24,352 --> 01:30:25,272
the guy off in the corner,

4330
01:30:26,213 --> 01:30:27,243
patting the other side.

4331
01:30:27,433 --> 01:30:27,793
Yeah.

4332
01:30:29,582 --> 01:30:29,752
I

4333
01:30:29,752 --> 01:30:29,942
remember

4334
01:30:30,033 --> 01:30:31,013
when we first started.

4335
01:30:31,433 --> 01:30:31,693
I ain't

4336
01:30:31,702 --> 01:30:32,862
gonna lie there's a lot of

4337
01:30:33,463 --> 01:30:36,043
rules that we have to get
situated because like, for

4338
01:30:36,043 --> 01:30:36,772
a there,

4339
01:30:36,842 --> 01:30:38,633
me and like the other
guys have been doing it.

4340
01:30:38,732 --> 01:30:40,422
We're like, look, we just, we

4341
01:30:40,542 --> 01:30:42,452
just allowing all this happen Like,

4342
01:30:43,622 --> 01:30:45,732
we just gonna let all this slide

4343
01:30:45,993 --> 01:30:46,093
Yeah,

4344
01:30:46,342 --> 01:30:49,773
so like, for people that don't
know, there's, their basic rules.

4345
01:30:49,803 --> 01:30:50,583
You have to keep your feet

4346
01:30:50,612 --> 01:30:51,092
planted.

4347
01:30:52,043 --> 01:30:53,093
You're not allowed to move.

4348
01:30:53,413 --> 01:30:53,813
when

4349
01:30:53,813 --> 01:30:57,223
receiving the hit, because there's zone
in which you're allowed to strike in.

4350
01:30:57,593 --> 01:31:02,063
Um, where do you see that there needs
more rules or less or what do you think?

4351
01:31:02,628 --> 01:31:02,768
I

4352
01:31:02,768 --> 01:31:03,008
think

4353
01:31:03,008 --> 01:31:09,448
we just need more, like, need more like,
formatting for what we're allowing in

4354
01:31:09,638 --> 01:31:09,798
VALOR.

4355
01:31:10,328 --> 01:31:11,008
Because for, you

4356
01:31:11,098 --> 01:31:12,028
know when I was just

4357
01:31:12,462 --> 01:31:13,022
the matches,

4358
01:31:13,178 --> 01:31:15,503
usually I can't get to like
all the matches, like, in

4359
01:31:15,503 --> 01:31:16,158
the prelims and everything.

4360
01:31:16,302 --> 01:31:16,792
and everything.

4361
01:31:17,198 --> 01:31:18,882
But for a lot of these matches, like,

4362
01:31:19,333 --> 01:31:24,792
they're calling, flinching on one guy for
a small little flinch And then the other

4363
01:31:24,792 --> 01:31:26,043
guy will do do the same type thing and

4364
01:31:26,043 --> 01:31:26,403
won't get

4365
01:31:26,403 --> 01:31:26,793
called.

4366
01:31:27,372 --> 01:31:27,612
In

4367
01:31:27,633 --> 01:31:27,723
the

4368
01:31:27,723 --> 01:31:28,113
same

4369
01:31:28,122 --> 01:31:28,742
match.

4370
01:31:28,792 --> 01:31:29,142
Yeah.

4371
01:31:29,183 --> 01:31:30,293
So it doesn't really

4372
01:31:30,303 --> 01:31:30,653
make

4373
01:31:30,653 --> 01:31:31,413
sense.

4374
01:31:31,793 --> 01:31:32,652
like they're

4375
01:31:32,682 --> 01:31:33,292
doing the rules.

4376
01:31:33,302 --> 01:31:34,763
So even when guys ask me

4377
01:31:34,803 --> 01:31:35,493
like, hey,

4378
01:31:35,493 --> 01:31:37,103
are they going to call it if I do this?

4379
01:31:37,353 --> 01:31:38,103
Or are they going to call

4380
01:31:38,132 --> 01:31:38,582
if I do this?

4381
01:31:38,582 --> 01:31:40,762
I'm like, honestly, I don't know.

4382
01:31:40,792 --> 01:31:40,852
It

4383
01:31:40,863 --> 01:31:42,772
depends on who's reffing the match

4384
01:31:42,802 --> 01:31:43,152
and like,

4385
01:31:43,352 --> 01:31:43,632
how

4386
01:31:43,883 --> 01:31:45,103
can we work around that?

4387
01:31:45,173 --> 01:31:47,653
I mean, is the answer
to just use live time

4388
01:31:47,813 --> 01:31:48,263
recordings to...

4389
01:31:48,263 --> 01:31:48,683
Not like,

4390
01:31:48,742 --> 01:31:50,133
get replay and stuff.

4391
01:31:50,133 --> 01:31:50,753
I think it's to

4392
01:31:50,753 --> 01:31:53,282
get all the and refs on the same page

4393
01:31:53,282 --> 01:31:53,672
on what

4394
01:31:53,672 --> 01:31:54,412
we're allowing and

4395
01:31:54,423 --> 01:31:54,890
and not.

4396
01:31:55,122 --> 01:31:55,392
Yeah.

4397
01:31:55,392 --> 01:31:56,003
And it's, it's

4398
01:31:56,272 --> 01:31:56,672
and it's

4399
01:31:56,672 --> 01:31:59,602
like, it's pressure up there when you're
a ref and everyone's at you and they

4400
01:31:59,602 --> 01:32:00,322
got to make the call.

4401
01:32:00,372 --> 01:32:01,062
Never be a ref.

4402
01:32:01,588 --> 01:32:04,358
Um, you know, we, we went through all

4403
01:32:04,368 --> 01:32:05,402
these classes with these

4404
01:32:05,402 --> 01:32:06,052
guys, like

4405
01:32:06,058 --> 01:32:08,362
when we started and we had like Wolverine

4406
01:32:08,362 --> 01:32:08,698
and Darius,

4407
01:32:08,948 --> 01:32:09,018
came.

4408
01:32:09,018 --> 01:32:10,398
Welcome to slapping 101.

4409
01:32:10,398 --> 01:32:10,928
It was.

4410
01:32:11,438 --> 01:32:13,702
it was, we had we had fully catered

4411
01:32:13,702 --> 01:32:14,402
and we were watching

4412
01:32:14,402 --> 01:32:15,202
video and

4413
01:32:15,998 --> 01:32:18,228
going over it and like,
they had to teach these guys

4414
01:32:18,302 --> 01:32:18,822
and like.

4415
01:32:20,978 --> 01:32:21,748
There's technique

4416
01:32:21,748 --> 01:32:21,988
to it.

4417
01:32:21,988 --> 01:32:26,138
I know watching like the whole
like coming down and coming up

4418
01:32:26,138 --> 01:32:27,578
and you gotta, like get the angle.

4419
01:32:27,618 --> 01:32:27,658
It's

4420
01:32:27,668 --> 01:32:27,948
like

4421
01:32:28,508 --> 01:32:29,628
it's a real thing.

4422
01:32:29,628 --> 01:32:33,367
I get it, but it scares me because
it's only gonna get better.

4423
01:32:33,627 --> 01:32:33,877
Yeah,

4424
01:32:35,528 --> 01:32:36,608
the striking's getting better.

4425
01:32:36,668 --> 01:32:38,108
Yeah, the heads

4426
01:32:38,108 --> 01:32:38,548
aren't getting

4427
01:32:38,548 --> 01:32:38,808
softer.

4428
01:32:38,968 --> 01:32:40,918
Nobody's ever done this motion before and

4429
01:32:40,927 --> 01:32:41,977
now they're learning how to do

4430
01:32:41,977 --> 01:32:42,047
it.

4431
01:32:42,397 --> 01:32:43,298
And it's almost

4432
01:32:43,298 --> 01:32:44,217
like a swing.

4433
01:32:44,217 --> 01:32:44,747
Like, yeah.

4434
01:32:44,988 --> 01:32:48,097
First time you swing a golf club, you're
not swinging hard Cause you're afraid not

4435
01:32:48,097 --> 01:32:51,468
gonna hit the ball, soon as you get that
confidence that you're gonna land it right

4436
01:32:51,468 --> 01:32:53,298
and you could let everything just fly.

4437
01:32:53,588 --> 01:32:54,408
Oh yeah, that's

4438
01:32:54,408 --> 01:32:55,217
starts really a yeah,

4439
01:32:55,327 --> 01:32:55,597
that's

4440
01:32:56,118 --> 01:32:57,408
Fun sport, man.

4441
01:32:58,218 --> 01:33:00,278
The head backed up like a P dispenser.

4442
01:33:00,788 --> 01:33:06,178
you think they're have to put in Things
to make power less, whether it be,

4443
01:33:06,972 --> 01:33:07,062
you

4444
01:33:07,062 --> 01:33:07,822
know, like

4445
01:33:08,202 --> 01:33:08,882
Less pivot,

4446
01:33:09,183 --> 01:33:10,603
the no pivoting should be enough.

4447
01:33:11,602 --> 01:33:12,432
That makes sense.

4448
01:33:12,432 --> 01:33:12,512
that's

4449
01:33:12,662 --> 01:33:13,182
engineering.

4450
01:33:13,193 --> 01:33:17,453
Honestly, if you can't be taking hits
from heavyweights or whatever weight class

4451
01:33:17,453 --> 01:33:19,323
you're in, just drop drop weight classes.

4452
01:33:19,963 --> 01:33:20,313
Yeah.

4453
01:33:20,392 --> 01:33:20,932
It's as simple as

4454
01:33:20,932 --> 01:33:21,042
that.

4455
01:33:21,782 --> 01:33:24,373
If you can't handle heavyweights,
don't fight heavyweights.

4456
01:33:24,383 --> 01:33:24,583
Do

4457
01:33:25,093 --> 01:33:27,023
heavyweights always hit harder?

4458
01:33:30,253 --> 01:33:30,513
I'm just curious.

4459
01:33:30,543 --> 01:33:30,613
I

4460
01:33:30,613 --> 01:33:30,853
mean,

4461
01:33:30,853 --> 01:33:30,893
like.

4462
01:33:31,019 --> 01:33:31,329
been hit

4463
01:33:31,363 --> 01:33:33,169
me the hardest I've been by a heavyweight.

4464
01:33:33,363 --> 01:33:33,673
sports.

4465
01:33:34,583 --> 01:33:35,023
And He's

4466
01:33:35,089 --> 01:33:35,649
a heavyweight.

4467
01:33:35,713 --> 01:33:36,023
national

4468
01:33:37,197 --> 01:33:39,327
So it really, it really depends.

4469
01:33:39,367 --> 01:33:39,907
But like,

4470
01:33:40,063 --> 01:33:40,433
there's

4471
01:33:40,493 --> 01:33:41,703
be like average,

4472
01:33:41,760 --> 01:33:42,087
like

4473
01:33:42,237 --> 01:33:44,447
average area, the heavyweights

4474
01:33:44,517 --> 01:33:44,587
are

4475
01:33:44,587 --> 01:33:45,257
hitting harder.

4476
01:33:45,297 --> 01:33:45,757
Yeah, I

4477
01:33:45,757 --> 01:33:48,547
think has to do with hand speed
and accuracy and shit too.

4478
01:33:48,547 --> 01:33:48,897
But

4479
01:33:49,543 --> 01:33:50,203
the weight behind

4480
01:33:50,203 --> 01:33:51,213
it's mechanics, dude,

4481
01:33:51,253 --> 01:33:51,843
muscles are

4482
01:33:51,877 --> 01:33:52,617
all made different.

4483
01:33:52,623 --> 01:33:55,633
There's small guys out there
that can lift incredible amounts

4484
01:33:55,633 --> 01:33:57,213
of weight with zero issues.

4485
01:33:57,213 --> 01:33:57,803
And who is that?

4486
01:33:57,813 --> 01:33:58,833
There's a, there's a guy

4487
01:33:58,867 --> 01:33:59,727
on social media

4488
01:33:59,727 --> 01:33:59,797
that.

4489
01:34:00,378 --> 01:34:03,378
Is a power lifter, but he's really small
and he pretends like he's cleaning the

4490
01:34:03,667 --> 01:34:03,957
all the time.

4491
01:34:03,967 --> 01:34:04,478
Oh, yeah.

4492
01:34:04,478 --> 01:34:04,488
Dude's

4493
01:34:04,497 --> 01:34:07,138
Dude's constantly fucking breaking

4494
01:34:07,187 --> 01:34:07,837
egos.

4495
01:34:07,967 --> 01:34:08,297
Yeah,

4496
01:34:08,477 --> 01:34:09,531
that's just hilarious.

4497
01:34:09,531 --> 01:34:12,517
And so like, it's really

4498
01:34:12,547 --> 01:34:13,853
like a toss in the air, but

4499
01:34:13,857 --> 01:34:14,657
like, Yeah,

4500
01:34:15,233 --> 01:34:17,183
generally, that's how it goes.

4501
01:34:17,183 --> 01:34:18,043
Yeah, the bigger.

4502
01:34:18,337 --> 01:34:20,127
The bigger you are, until

4503
01:34:20,127 --> 01:34:21,897
you get to super heavyweight, I feel like.

4504
01:34:22,183 --> 01:34:22,333
like.

4505
01:34:22,333 --> 01:34:22,543
Yeah.

4506
01:34:22,543 --> 01:34:23,533
I feel like just...

4507
01:34:23,893 --> 01:34:24,123
the

4508
01:34:24,153 --> 01:34:24,683
less like...

4509
01:34:24,733 --> 01:34:25,303
Super

4510
01:34:25,303 --> 01:34:26,053
heavyweight?

4511
01:34:26,103 --> 01:34:26,553
Yeah, those

4512
01:34:26,733 --> 01:34:29,008
I feel like, you'd like,

4513
01:34:29,017 --> 01:34:29,427
a guy like

4514
01:34:29,427 --> 01:34:31,477
Slap for Cash, you would smoke a dude

4515
01:34:31,478 --> 01:34:31,878
like that.

4516
01:34:31,908 --> 01:34:34,968
Oh yeah, I was tempted to go up to
Super Heavyweight just to, just to

4517
01:34:34,977 --> 01:34:35,137
see

4518
01:34:35,137 --> 01:34:36,067
if I could run through the

4519
01:34:36,067 --> 01:34:36,353
Giants.

4520
01:34:36,457 --> 01:34:38,358
I think, like, some of those guys can hit

4521
01:34:38,577 --> 01:34:38,857
hard,

4522
01:34:38,887 --> 01:34:39,177
but

4523
01:34:39,578 --> 01:34:40,168
they've got,

4524
01:34:40,627 --> 01:34:43,027
there's no range of motion at all, like.

4525
01:34:43,247 --> 01:34:44,698
Like, they definitely have power.

4526
01:34:44,768 --> 01:34:44,948
Like, I've,

4527
01:34:45,407 --> 01:34:46,647
I've fought a dude at super heavyweight

4528
01:34:46,923 --> 01:34:49,003
before, and they definitely got power.

4529
01:34:49,313 --> 01:34:51,562
but I still feel like
hit harder out of there.

4530
01:34:52,493 --> 01:34:55,183
Dude, it's, it's the ability to cut the

4531
01:34:55,183 --> 01:34:55,423
air.

4532
01:34:55,672 --> 01:34:55,982
It's like

4533
01:34:56,523 --> 01:34:58,653
accuracy, like getting the
right spot and getting that

4534
01:34:58,883 --> 01:34:59,543
rotation.

4535
01:34:59,733 --> 01:35:00,643
What do you think about...

4536
01:35:01,223 --> 01:35:03,203
Darius and Wolverine went 27

4537
01:35:03,247 --> 01:35:04,978
rounds The first time,

4538
01:35:05,008 --> 01:35:07,507
and then second time, it didn't that way.

4539
01:35:07,927 --> 01:35:12,778
Like what was it that made it so he
got the best from that quickly in the

4540
01:35:12,778 --> 01:35:13,228
second one?

4541
01:35:13,568 --> 01:35:14,418
Honestly, it's

4542
01:35:14,667 --> 01:35:17,987
probably just a new rule set, and

4543
01:35:18,498 --> 01:35:21,628
the slow mo cameras, He
got, it probably got to

4544
01:35:21,727 --> 01:35:21,737
to

4545
01:35:21,876 --> 01:35:22,778
Darius head, because

4546
01:35:22,828 --> 01:35:23,478
Darius,

4547
01:35:23,478 --> 01:35:27,148
he, he has a specific technique
where he'll finish with the blow.

4548
01:35:27,528 --> 01:35:29,078
Like, you really got to see what he tried

4549
01:35:29,092 --> 01:35:32,262
do when he gets Dor uh,
Dorian in the last match.

4550
01:35:32,816 --> 01:35:34,942
He tries to go with the blow every time.

4551
01:35:35,232 --> 01:35:38,018
That's how he was, you know,
been doing it for a long time.

4552
01:35:38,018 --> 01:35:40,603
So he's never really, like,
He and his hits, really.

4553
01:35:41,343 --> 01:35:45,282
So, when he took that first
hit and actually to take a

4554
01:35:45,312 --> 01:35:47,692
hit from Ron, you saw what

4555
01:35:48,002 --> 01:35:48,062
happened.

4556
01:35:48,072 --> 01:35:48,762
Yeah, cause

4557
01:35:48,762 --> 01:35:54,533
you could wager, or gamble, that
you could roll with it so close.

4558
01:35:54,613 --> 01:35:54,653
At the

4559
01:35:54,653 --> 01:35:55,223
perfect time.

4560
01:35:55,233 --> 01:35:56,263
Yeah, you've gotta like.

4561
01:35:56,758 --> 01:35:57,398
But They just

4562
01:35:57,788 --> 01:36:00,648
they stopped the frame on
their face, so they're gonna

4563
01:36:00,657 --> 01:36:00,817
going to

4564
01:36:00,918 --> 01:36:01,657
see impact.

4565
01:36:02,128 --> 01:36:02,438
Right.

4566
01:36:02,848 --> 01:36:03,858
Yeah before

4567
01:36:04,018 --> 01:36:04,178
that

4568
01:36:04,477 --> 01:36:06,677
Yeah, before that, you could, you could,

4569
01:36:06,688 --> 01:36:08,898
Human eye is one thing
in a thousand frames a

4570
01:36:08,917 --> 01:36:09,707
second is nothing.

4571
01:36:10,077 --> 01:36:10,357
Yeah.

4572
01:36:11,038 --> 01:36:12,238
When I saw that footage, I was like,

4573
01:36:12,248 --> 01:36:12,538
oh

4574
01:36:13,178 --> 01:36:13,467
shit.

4575
01:36:13,547 --> 01:36:16,058
It's a whole different, like,
field of reference, and I

4576
01:36:16,058 --> 01:36:16,983
guess there's just

4577
01:36:17,323 --> 01:36:21,833
And yeah, I'm hoping he's working
on that, you know, coming back

4578
01:36:21,843 --> 01:36:23,403
strong, because I really want to see

4579
01:36:23,407 --> 01:36:24,113
that man do I

4580
01:36:24,353 --> 01:36:24,923
really do.

4581
01:36:25,393 --> 01:36:25,943
But you know,

4582
01:36:26,543 --> 01:36:26,693
not

4583
01:36:26,693 --> 01:36:28,293
until he has to fight me, obviously.

4584
01:36:28,683 --> 01:36:29,353
Yeah.

4585
01:36:29,703 --> 01:36:30,123
Well, yeah,

4586
01:36:30,163 --> 01:36:33,003
you don't root somebody across
the podium from you, right?

4587
01:36:33,073 --> 01:36:34,723
So who's I hope you're knocking me out!

4588
01:36:35,543 --> 01:36:36,143
Who's next for

4589
01:36:36,143 --> 01:36:36,498
you?

4590
01:36:37,078 --> 01:36:41,438
Whoever wins, the next title
fight, I'm assuming, or honestly,

4591
01:36:41,438 --> 01:36:42,748
I dunno, they don't tell me much.

4592
01:36:42,968 --> 01:36:43,238
So

4593
01:36:43,238 --> 01:36:43,718
Who who do you

4594
01:36:43,718 --> 01:36:44,378
think it would be?

4595
01:36:45,768 --> 01:36:47,078
Uh, it's probably gonna be Dwayne.

4596
01:36:47,618 --> 01:36:48,668
Cause Dwayne's beating,

4597
01:36:49,172 --> 01:36:49,222
beaten,

4598
01:36:49,878 --> 01:36:52,218
I'm pretty sure, yeah, he's
beating everybody except

4599
01:36:52,222 --> 01:36:52,472
for me.

4600
01:36:53,208 --> 01:36:54,228
So, is it,

4601
01:36:54,232 --> 01:36:54,922
uh, does

4602
01:36:54,923 --> 01:36:57,318
he have to go against someone else,
or is it just gonna be you two next?

4603
01:36:57,978 --> 01:37:00,748
I think he had to go against someone else.

4604
01:37:00,858 --> 01:37:01,777
I don't know who yet.

4605
01:37:02,558 --> 01:37:03,782
but I think He's having to do

4606
01:37:03,782 --> 01:37:04,268
another one.

4607
01:37:04,648 --> 01:37:05,538
He's not happy about it.

4608
01:37:05,738 --> 01:37:08,198
Because he told him he was going to
get a title fight after the last one.

4609
01:37:08,527 --> 01:37:09,207
Ah, yeah.

4610
01:37:10,388 --> 01:37:10,798
And I

4611
01:37:10,817 --> 01:37:11,097
thought

4612
01:37:11,097 --> 01:37:13,378
we were going to be fighting
other after that fight, too.

4613
01:37:13,878 --> 01:37:14,887
because he won.

4614
01:37:14,947 --> 01:37:17,863
Like, he has a number one contender spot.

4615
01:37:18,103 --> 01:37:18,663
and I'm the champ.

4616
01:37:19,513 --> 01:37:20,713
Where, where's our fight at?

4617
01:37:21,433 --> 01:37:21,703
But...

4618
01:37:21,783 --> 01:37:22,473
So you want

4619
01:37:22,473 --> 01:37:22,628
him?

4620
01:37:22,628 --> 01:37:22,783
I

4621
01:37:22,783 --> 01:37:23,403
mean, I don't want

4622
01:37:23,883 --> 01:37:24,313
anybody.

4623
01:37:24,453 --> 01:37:24,843
I love it.

4624
01:37:25,143 --> 01:37:29,247
I'll go, I've shown him where, if
he loses this match, I'll chase him

4625
01:37:29,247 --> 01:37:30,637
to whatever weight class he moves up to.

4626
01:37:31,247 --> 01:37:31,437
Because

4627
01:37:31,643 --> 01:37:32,083
he's talking about...

4628
01:37:32,107 --> 01:37:32,607
Nice.

4629
01:37:32,637 --> 01:37:32,827
Yeah,

4630
01:37:32,827 --> 01:37:33,917
because he was talking about like,

4631
01:37:34,393 --> 01:37:37,653
If I he can't beat me
second time, might as

4632
01:37:37,697 --> 01:37:40,437
well go to super or drop
down to light heavyweight.

4633
01:37:40,437 --> 01:37:40,757
I was like,

4634
01:37:40,967 --> 01:37:42,693
bro, I'll chase you anywhere you want

4635
01:37:42,693 --> 01:37:43,093
to go,

4636
01:37:43,493 --> 01:37:44,493
just out of spite.

4637
01:37:45,363 --> 01:37:45,613
Just,

4638
01:37:46,043 --> 01:37:46,703
above you.

4639
01:37:46,703 --> 01:37:46,863
you.

4640
01:37:46,863 --> 01:37:47,153
heard it

4641
01:37:47,153 --> 01:37:47,293
here first.

4642
01:37:47,953 --> 01:37:49,813
So you were a super heavyweight.

4643
01:37:50,563 --> 01:37:55,713
In the, uh, when you came over to
Powerslap, you were super heavyweight, and

4644
01:37:55,717 --> 01:38:00,283
then like, were you ever
that heavy over 265, or you

4645
01:38:00,283 --> 01:38:00,613
just

4646
01:38:00,783 --> 01:38:07,388
Oh, I hang out at around I used to be
Of like, 260, 266, but not nowadays.

4647
01:38:07,437 --> 01:38:09,482
walk around like 250, 255.

4648
01:38:10,092 --> 01:38:10,992
Actually pretty light.

4649
01:38:11,008 --> 01:38:11,488
Yeah.

4650
01:38:11,718 --> 01:38:12,038
You know, I'm

4651
01:38:12,202 --> 01:38:13,348
on putting more muscle.

4652
01:38:13,738 --> 01:38:15,088
It's a bad, but it's

4653
01:38:15,088 --> 01:38:15,178
a

4654
01:38:15,178 --> 01:38:15,858
slow process.

4655
01:38:15,878 --> 01:38:16,592
Yeah, you don't look that

4656
01:38:16,592 --> 01:38:16,882
big.

4657
01:38:17,232 --> 01:38:17,442
Like,

4658
01:38:17,442 --> 01:38:17,672
yeah.

4659
01:38:18,108 --> 01:38:20,578
Compared to a lot of the other
heavyweights, I'm not the biggest one.

4660
01:38:20,658 --> 01:38:20,898
Yeah,

4661
01:38:20,898 --> 01:38:23,138
but it's density, man.

4662
01:38:23,198 --> 01:38:23,388
Yeah.

4663
01:38:23,738 --> 01:38:23,928
It's

4664
01:38:24,278 --> 01:38:24,628
density.

4665
01:38:24,968 --> 01:38:25,788
Definitely the most dense

4666
01:38:25,822 --> 01:38:26,772
motherfucker out there.

4667
01:38:27,652 --> 01:38:28,642
What about, uh,

4668
01:38:28,878 --> 01:38:32,402
so Ryan Phillips got the injury, um,

4669
01:38:32,572 --> 01:38:33,012
and

4670
01:38:33,892 --> 01:38:38,363
Like, uh, that's rough
to go through all that.

4671
01:38:38,363 --> 01:38:45,153
And then, um, you know, yeah, two, two,
two part question is one, like, how do you

4672
01:38:45,153 --> 01:38:46,363
feel he's going to do when he comes back?

4673
01:38:46,393 --> 01:38:49,302
into, are you guys starting
to work here off hands more?

4674
01:38:49,493 --> 01:38:52,513
Um, do people do that just in
case you get in a situation where

4675
01:38:52,513 --> 01:38:55,582
you're in the middle of a match or
something and you got to hit off

4676
01:38:55,582 --> 01:38:55,977
hand.

4677
01:38:56,673 --> 01:38:58,753
Uh, so that's the first part, I think.

4678
01:38:59,787 --> 01:39:00,213
I think.

4679
01:39:00,253 --> 01:39:03,173
it really just depends on how much
he's working during his recovery.

4680
01:39:03,343 --> 01:39:06,733
It's like, it's, it's a bad,
you know, it's a bad accident

4681
01:39:06,767 --> 01:39:07,317
that happened

4682
01:39:07,773 --> 01:39:08,783
right before he matched

4683
01:39:08,787 --> 01:39:08,937
in.

4684
01:39:09,503 --> 01:39:12,683
He's been recovering slowly but
surely, so I'm hoping he comes back and

4685
01:39:12,683 --> 01:39:14,103
shows me what he can do, because that

4686
01:39:14,103 --> 01:39:14,583
man's got

4687
01:39:14,583 --> 01:39:17,343
a fucking chin, but you still
don't know about his power anymore.

4688
01:39:17,873 --> 01:39:18,563
because of his arm.

4689
01:39:19,173 --> 01:39:21,327
And the second part of that question,

4690
01:39:22,673 --> 01:39:22,893
uh,

4691
01:39:24,383 --> 01:39:25,587
it's kind of hard to answer, honestly.

4692
01:39:26,427 --> 01:39:28,467
It's, really depends on guy,

4693
01:39:28,507 --> 01:39:28,807
because...

4694
01:39:29,313 --> 01:39:32,503
Like, John Davis, he fucked
up his shoulder, so he had

4695
01:39:32,513 --> 01:39:33,453
to switch to this offhand.

4696
01:39:34,163 --> 01:39:37,553
And he's been practicing it,
but, you know, obviously not

4697
01:39:37,553 --> 01:39:38,863
as much as Stomping Hand.

4698
01:39:39,363 --> 01:39:42,843
so, for a lot of guys, like,
you should be practicing

4699
01:39:43,217 --> 01:39:46,527
that, you know, your
other hand just Why, Stu?

4700
01:39:46,533 --> 01:39:46,563
Stu?

4701
01:39:46,883 --> 01:39:47,663
Yeah, just to have that

4702
01:39:47,717 --> 01:39:48,917
option open to you, but

4703
01:39:49,013 --> 01:39:49,453
You know

4704
01:39:49,593 --> 01:39:52,407
what personally, me personally,

4705
01:39:53,448 --> 01:39:55,857
I'm you right, me personally,

4706
01:39:57,758 --> 01:39:59,658
you ain't gonna catch me
slapping my left hand.

4707
01:40:00,068 --> 01:40:01,028
It's either my right hand

4708
01:40:01,028 --> 01:40:01,138
or I'm

4709
01:40:01,138 --> 01:40:01,768
quitting the fucking

4710
01:40:01,778 --> 01:40:02,148
match.

4711
01:40:02,238 --> 01:40:02,658
I'm not

4712
01:40:02,692 --> 01:40:03,462
even fucking playing that

4713
01:40:03,462 --> 01:40:03,742
shit.

4714
01:40:04,142 --> 01:40:05,112
I gotta tell you,

4715
01:40:05,558 --> 01:40:05,768
if

4716
01:40:05,768 --> 01:40:11,048
I had to do that left handed, somebody's
getting karate chopped in the neck, but

4717
01:40:11,048 --> 01:40:12,958
I'm gonna look like I'm slapping you.

4718
01:40:14,408 --> 01:40:14,528
Like My

4719
01:40:14,528 --> 01:40:15,068
left hand is

4720
01:40:15,348 --> 01:40:16,028
not doing it.

4721
01:40:16,028 --> 01:40:17,738
I can't even wipe my
ass with my left hand.

4722
01:40:17,995 --> 01:40:18,585
No, I'll,

4723
01:40:18,955 --> 01:40:19,365
I'll,

4724
01:40:19,715 --> 01:40:20,425
I'll slap you

4725
01:40:20,565 --> 01:40:21,685
with a broken hand.

4726
01:40:21,793 --> 01:40:22,613
or a sweet smile.

4727
01:40:23,023 --> 01:40:25,323
Swing it, because I'm going
to like poke you in the eye.

4728
01:40:25,323 --> 01:40:26,583
It's going to be so inaccurate.

4729
01:40:26,753 --> 01:40:27,113
Oh yeah.

4730
01:40:28,103 --> 01:40:30,433
It's just, I've never really been good.

4731
01:40:30,433 --> 01:40:32,763
at Like throwing a left
hook or like box or

4732
01:40:32,767 --> 01:40:33,227
anything.

4733
01:40:33,237 --> 01:40:33,467
Left

4734
01:40:33,467 --> 01:40:33,727
hand's

4735
01:40:34,017 --> 01:40:34,787
perfectly fine.

4736
01:40:35,123 --> 01:40:36,673
Slapping, I've tried it.

4737
01:40:37,073 --> 01:40:39,968
It does not go, the accuracy just is not

4738
01:40:40,028 --> 01:40:40,188
there.

4739
01:40:40,278 --> 01:40:41,558
I wish I had a good left jab.

4740
01:40:41,578 --> 01:40:42,118
My Uncle

4741
01:40:42,328 --> 01:40:42,658
Randy

4742
01:40:42,808 --> 01:40:43,168
used to make.

4743
01:40:43,462 --> 01:40:43,772
Jokes

4744
01:40:43,772 --> 01:40:44,882
about a left handed slap.

4745
01:40:44,882 --> 01:40:45,242
I don't know.

4746
01:40:45,252 --> 01:40:45,292
And

4747
01:40:46,742 --> 01:40:50,028
I'm, I'm the type of person, like,
I was telling Ryan Phillips, Hey, if

4748
01:40:50,038 --> 01:40:53,268
you think you can still slap with that
hand, fucking swing that thing, Might as

4749
01:40:53,532 --> 01:40:54,172
you gotta do what you

4750
01:40:54,182 --> 01:40:54,262
gotta do.

4751
01:40:54,262 --> 01:40:55,198
Might as well do something.

4752
01:40:55,322 --> 01:40:57,262
Yeah, like, I'm, I'm the type,

4753
01:40:57,673 --> 01:40:58,723
that's how I was raised though.

4754
01:40:58,723 --> 01:40:59,173
Like, I was

4755
01:40:59,352 --> 01:40:59,442
just.

4756
01:41:00,793 --> 01:41:00,913
You

4757
01:41:00,913 --> 01:41:01,333
gotta do what

4758
01:41:01,333 --> 01:41:02,593
you gotta do keep going.

4759
01:41:03,663 --> 01:41:03,873
Like

4760
01:41:04,233 --> 01:41:05,462
failure's not an option,

4761
01:41:05,462 --> 01:41:05,862
quitting's

4762
01:41:05,883 --> 01:41:06,813
not an option.

4763
01:41:06,903 --> 01:41:09,723
Yeah, that's, that was the
one line they added in that

4764
01:41:09,723 --> 01:41:10,743
episode from me on the

4765
01:41:10,743 --> 01:41:12,453
show, Cause I didn't get much lines.

4766
01:41:12,453 --> 01:41:13,053
but that was the one

4767
01:41:13,053 --> 01:41:13,893
line of me

4768
01:41:13,902 --> 01:41:14,172
like,

4769
01:41:14,492 --> 01:41:17,363
hey, if you think got it, go do it.

4770
01:41:17,363 --> 01:41:20,522
Cause he like, I think I
can maybe get one or two off

4771
01:41:20,872 --> 01:41:21,092
Because he

4772
01:41:21,093 --> 01:41:21,643
was losing the

4773
01:41:21,643 --> 01:41:21,883
point.

4774
01:41:21,883 --> 01:41:23,953
You can't think you want to
or think you're gonna know you

4775
01:41:24,073 --> 01:41:24,953
have to either.

4776
01:41:25,302 --> 01:41:27,772
Yeah, go for the home run It's

4777
01:41:28,062 --> 01:41:29,032
you're either going

4778
01:41:29,152 --> 01:41:35,623
knowing you're going to do it and give
you 120 you know risk it all put it on

4779
01:41:35,623 --> 01:41:38,233
the line for that one extra chance to win.

4780
01:41:38,633 --> 01:41:38,763
If

4781
01:41:38,763 --> 01:41:38,903
you

4782
01:41:39,273 --> 01:41:39,343
don't

4783
01:41:39,343 --> 01:41:39,503
believe in

4784
01:41:39,503 --> 01:41:40,513
yourself, you're

4785
01:41:40,513 --> 01:41:41,253
not going to make it.

4786
01:41:41,313 --> 01:41:41,453
Oh,

4787
01:41:41,453 --> 01:41:43,403
yeah That's that's one
thing I like to say all

4788
01:41:43,412 --> 01:41:43,732
the time.

4789
01:41:43,742 --> 01:41:43,982
Like if

4790
01:41:43,992 --> 01:41:44,502
you don't believe

4791
01:41:44,502 --> 01:41:45,952
in yourself normally like

4792
01:41:46,708 --> 01:41:47,768
Like If you don't

4793
01:41:47,772 --> 01:41:50,338
love yourself, how do you expect
other people to show you any love

4794
01:41:51,128 --> 01:41:51,678
and You're

4795
01:41:51,678 --> 01:41:52,358
not lovable.

4796
01:41:52,418 --> 01:41:53,648
You better be confident going

4797
01:41:53,652 --> 01:41:53,772
up

4798
01:41:53,772 --> 01:41:54,792
at the same fuck

4799
01:41:57,118 --> 01:41:57,928
Not even a little

4800
01:41:57,928 --> 01:41:58,158
bit.

4801
01:41:58,512 --> 01:41:58,682
Yeah.

4802
01:41:58,682 --> 01:41:58,822
You

4803
01:41:58,822 --> 01:41:59,002
gotta

4804
01:41:59,002 --> 01:41:59,232
be

4805
01:41:59,468 --> 01:41:59,798
I'm a little

4806
01:41:59,798 --> 01:42:00,558
bit confident at the

4807
01:42:00,558 --> 01:42:00,838
same

4808
01:42:00,838 --> 01:42:00,978
time.

4809
01:42:01,058 --> 01:42:01,388
Yeah.

4810
01:42:01,438 --> 01:42:02,898
I think that's a great
way to describe you.

4811
01:42:03,068 --> 01:42:03,388
I like

4812
01:42:03,388 --> 01:42:03,638
that.

4813
01:42:04,448 --> 01:42:06,072
I think it's a great place
to say you are humble

4814
01:42:06,072 --> 01:42:06,592
and confident

4815
01:42:06,652 --> 01:42:07,948
because you're, you're a

4816
01:42:07,992 --> 01:42:10,032
nice, even keel guy.

4817
01:42:10,072 --> 01:42:11,262
You're not aggressive.

4818
01:42:11,262 --> 01:42:11,382
You're

4819
01:42:11,422 --> 01:42:12,062
calm.

4820
01:42:12,372 --> 01:42:12,442
You're

4821
01:42:12,442 --> 01:42:15,148
fun to be around, but
you're also a sleeper.

4822
01:42:16,678 --> 01:42:18,438
And literally, like,
putting people to sleep.

4823
01:42:20,538 --> 01:42:20,988
You gotta have

4824
01:42:20,988 --> 01:42:21,198
that flip.

4825
01:42:21,717 --> 01:42:22,167
You

4826
01:42:22,208 --> 01:42:22,818
know, a little switch.

4827
01:42:22,828 --> 01:42:24,348
You know, you flip that and it's like...

4828
01:42:24,378 --> 01:42:25,248
We've all got it

4829
01:42:25,248 --> 01:42:25,768
somewhere.

4830
01:42:26,158 --> 01:42:26,838
Everybody has it.

4831
01:42:26,848 --> 01:42:26,958
You

4832
01:42:26,958 --> 01:42:28,008
have it at a certain point.

4833
01:42:28,358 --> 01:42:30,488
At a certain point, an animal will

4834
01:42:30,498 --> 01:42:30,798
fight

4835
01:42:30,818 --> 01:42:31,038
back.

4836
01:42:31,278 --> 01:42:31,468
Oh yeah.

4837
01:42:31,518 --> 01:42:32,747
No matter how much it's

4838
01:42:32,747 --> 01:42:33,227
screwed,

4839
01:42:33,607 --> 01:42:35,188
it'll still bite Every

4840
01:42:35,198 --> 01:42:37,828
single person has the
capability to be a fighter.

4841
01:42:38,197 --> 01:42:40,657
says, you know, whether you're
willing to really like, push

4842
01:42:40,657 --> 01:42:40,957
yourself

4843
01:42:40,957 --> 01:42:41,257
together.

4844
01:42:41,897 --> 01:42:42,167
Yeah.

4845
01:42:42,467 --> 01:42:42,827
it

4846
01:42:43,038 --> 01:42:44,358
has to be the right scenario.

4847
01:42:44,777 --> 01:42:45,377
It's gotta be

4848
01:42:45,398 --> 01:42:45,528
the

4849
01:42:45,528 --> 01:42:47,378
thing that you're willing to defend.

4850
01:42:47,858 --> 01:42:48,278
Yes, sir.

4851
01:42:49,188 --> 01:42:49,917
So, I, I

4852
01:42:49,917 --> 01:42:50,457
wanna tell you,

4853
01:42:50,457 --> 01:42:52,137
thank you so much for coming in here, man.

4854
01:42:52,142 --> 01:42:53,337
This has been a lot of fun.

4855
01:42:53,457 --> 01:42:53,807
We've,

4856
01:42:53,878 --> 01:42:57,928
we've gone almost two hours,
which is, a fantastic deal.

4857
01:42:57,928 --> 01:43:01,798
We'll just break it up, release it as
detentions, let people, uh, Enjoy it.

4858
01:43:02,108 --> 01:43:04,478
Because, I mean, honestly,
sitting around and bullshitting,

4859
01:43:04,488 --> 01:43:05,638
we don't get to do it as much.

4860
01:43:05,973 --> 01:43:06,793
Because a lot of these shows

4861
01:43:06,793 --> 01:43:08,453
are serious, um, that's why we

4862
01:43:08,453 --> 01:43:09,802
reserve, like, the tensions we

4863
01:43:09,802 --> 01:43:10,672
can, you know,

4864
01:43:10,873 --> 01:43:14,402
be ourselves and joke
around about stuff and not,

4865
01:43:14,432 --> 01:43:16,672
uh, have to walk away needing, like, uh,

4866
01:43:17,133 --> 01:43:17,723
Valium after.

4867
01:43:19,902 --> 01:43:23,623
Yeah, I think, uh,
Everything's about balance.

4868
01:43:23,923 --> 01:43:24,823
You know, like,

4869
01:43:25,563 --> 01:43:26,407
It's hard to to find that though.

4870
01:43:26,443 --> 01:43:26,563
now.

4871
01:43:27,443 --> 01:43:27,873
Yeah, it's

4872
01:43:28,617 --> 01:43:29,987
My face hurts from laughing.

4873
01:43:30,003 --> 01:43:30,333
so that's

4874
01:43:30,333 --> 01:43:30,633
always a tip.

4875
01:43:30,943 --> 01:43:31,963
That's the way it should

4876
01:43:31,963 --> 01:43:32,113
be.

4877
01:43:32,443 --> 01:43:33,183
My thighs

4878
01:43:33,183 --> 01:43:33,563
are hurting.

4879
01:43:34,347 --> 01:43:34,397
hurting.

4880
01:43:35,493 --> 01:43:36,373
I love that though.

4881
01:43:36,423 --> 01:43:38,347
Is there anything you
want to wrap up with?

4882
01:43:38,647 --> 01:43:39,957
Tell us where to find you, all that

4883
01:43:39,957 --> 01:43:40,207
kind of

4884
01:43:40,207 --> 01:43:40,527
stuff?

4885
01:43:41,037 --> 01:43:41,620
Uh,

4886
01:43:41,677 --> 01:43:42,937
you can find me on

4887
01:43:42,963 --> 01:43:43,803
at the Bella Center.

4888
01:43:44,103 --> 01:43:44,653
Instagram,

4889
01:43:45,327 --> 01:43:47,493
instagram, TikTok, also on YouTube.

4890
01:43:47,493 --> 01:43:48,033
And uh, to

4891
01:43:48,557 --> 01:43:48,927
And

4892
01:43:49,063 --> 01:43:52,673
anyone that wants to message me, you
know, about challenging me to a fight.

4893
01:43:53,283 --> 01:43:56,313
Don't do it, you'll get your
shit rocked, champ shit,

4894
01:43:57,057 --> 01:43:57,367
get trapped, and

4895
01:43:59,247 --> 01:43:59,307
you're good.

4896
01:43:59,307 --> 01:43:59,347
Like,

4897
01:43:59,683 --> 01:44:01,153
don't be a thread hero.

4898
01:44:02,327 --> 01:44:02,597
That's

4899
01:44:02,833 --> 01:44:03,583
That's a good mic drop right

4900
01:44:03,593 --> 01:44:03,713
there.

4901
01:44:04,103 --> 01:44:04,123
It

4902
01:44:04,123 --> 01:44:04,333
is.

4903
01:44:05,693 --> 01:44:08,613
On that note, be cool and keep learning.