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"Detention" Warning: Brace yourself for offbeat humor, unexpected tangents, and unfiltered fun in our 'Detention' episodes. This isn't your typical Tragedy Academy fare – it's a lighthearted listen perfect for those searching for laughter. However, if you're seeking serious topics, look elsewhere. Listener discretion is advised.

 

In Part 2 of this special "Detention" episode of The Tragedy Academy Podcast, Jay and Dre, joined by cohost Gary, dive deeper into their hilarious and thought-provoking discussions. Prepare for a journey filled with uproarious laughter, questionable decisions, and unexpected wisdom as they navigate through peculiar tales and heated debates. 🎙️

Join Jay, Dre, and Gary as they continue their wild escapades in Part 2 of this unique "Detention” episode. This time, the conversation takes a hilariously unexpected turn when Gary recalls his outrageous experience with Canadian currency at a club, leading to comedic chaos. 😆💸 Jay shares his culturally eye-opening story of being the only white guy at Dre’s bachelor party, filled with unforgettable moments, including rival stripper fights! 🕺🔥

Packed with tangents that range from nostalgic reflections on disposable cameras to philosophical debates about the impact of AI on creativity, this episode is a rollercoaster of emotions and insights. Whether it's laughing about finding an old VHS porn tape or discussing the complexities of live DJ sets, Jay and his friends leave no stone unturned. The diverse dynamics and genuine camaraderie between these old friends turn every conversation into a blend of humor and profound revelations, making for a relatable and thoroughly entertaining listen. 🎧✨

Key Takeaways:

  • 😲 00:00 The aftermath of discovering a porn tape and the unique perspectives on sex education.
  • 🎯 00:35:49 Jay's unforgettable experience at Dre’s bachelor party, marked by cultural nuances and stripper rivalries.
  • 😱 00:43:51 The chaotic and hilarious moment when Dre had to school the strippers on basic economics.
  • 📸 00:24:00 A nostalgic dive into the era of disposable cameras and the anticipation of developing film.
  • 🤖 00:32:16 Deep dive into the debate on AI's capability to create soulful music and art, balancing innovation with authenticity.

Guest Bio:

Dre and Niki: Longtime friends of Jay, Dre, and Niki bring vibrant energy and genuine insights as the perfect partners in crime for this detention episode. Their camaraderie with Jay adds authenticity to the dialogue and embodies the spirit of The Tragedy Academy: learning through life's unpredictability. Dre's stories and Niki's sharp wit make them irreplaceable contributors to the hilarity and heart of the episode.

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Learn more about Dre and Niki by following their social media profiles and stay updated on their latest escapades. Their unique perspectives and hilarious contributions provide a fresh and entertaining take on everyday life. Take advantage of their insights and humor! Follow them and be part of their journey. 🎉🥳

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Chapters

00:00 - The aftermath of discovering a porn tape and the unique perspectives on sex education.

24:00 - A nostalgic dive into the era of disposable cameras and the anticipation of developing film.

32:16 - Deep dive into the debate on AI’s capability to create soulful music and art, balancing innovation with authenticity.

35:49 - Jay’s unforgettable experience at Dre’s bachelor party, marked by cultural nuances and stripper rivalries.

Transcript
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Music.

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I remember the first time I found a damn porn tape. Wow.

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I'm curious about this because women don't talk about this the same.

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Why not? They sure don't. No. Really? Yeah.

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What's that like? Wow. I felt, okay, so as a girl... Quick question. Did you have rewind?

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Definitely. Yeah. The pause was enough. No. No.

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So as a girl, like when you... Okay. I think I can speak for most women when I say this.

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When I found the porn tape. Like, that's my mom.

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No, no, no. Not that the porn tape was my mom.

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I don't think you can speak for most women. No, wait. What team is this? Rewind.

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They didn't rewind the tape either? Right. I am so awkward. I don't know if I want to hear the lead.

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Wait a minute. No, okay, guys. Take two. Take two. Take two.

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Right, you did. That's the whole point. Okay, great.

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It was not my mom, guys. World, it was not my mom.

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But it's the fact how we process it. Like, oh my God, my mom is watching porn.

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We think of our moms like, that's mom.

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Yeah, she's not kicking more fat. What are you doing?

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So it's like, for us, it's like kind of gross. I think the statute of limitations

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is probably passed on this.

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Right so it's so bad when i was a kid probably like i don't know like 14 or 15.

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I had a job to paint houses on this particular road with like a whole bunch

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of matching houses right and we knew the people that lived in the houses or

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whatever i'm trying to be a little vague,

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there happened to be and this is like 1989 or 90 or 91 somewhere around there right,

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There was a couple. It was two women. And they said, while we're gone and you're

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painting, feel free to come in the house and drink drinks or whatever you need. Okay, cool.

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Bro, I'd never seen two women together in my life.

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This is the weirdest thing, you know, to us out in a hillbilly town.

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So, of course, you took two teenage boys and you say you can come in the house and look.

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What are you going to do? You're going to find a whole bunch of shit.

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You're going to go look? Yeah. You're going to go look? You want to know?

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You guys were like sword fighting.

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I'm curious, right? Yeah. So I went into the room and there were like,

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I shouldn't even say that.

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There was a poster of Paul Abdul on the wall.

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Oh, I had a poster of Paul Abdul on the wall in 1989 too. Guaranteed.

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And I remember just looking at it like, why?

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Like, it's weird. I couldn't comprehend all the things. I was too young.

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Yeah. Like I was young but curious and it was weird.

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And all I remember hearing though is, I went back out in the living room because

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I was like, this is fucking weird. I don't want to see this. I'm going to head out.

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And I hear my cousin screaming, Oh my God.

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And I'm like, what's he screaming about? And he comes running out of the room.

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And you watch Revenge of the Nerds, Lamar, when he holds the javelin and it's like...

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Oh man. Like things in the middle. Okay. He's standing there with a double-ended...

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Dildo. Dude, it had to be like 10 and a half feet long. And he's got it in his

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hand and he's going, look at this and it's wobbling.

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It's like, what are you doing?

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He's not even thinking about it. Why are you touching it? Why are you touching me?

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Do you know how much DNA is on there? But he's yelling and laughing and I'm watching like this.

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It's like slow motion rubber jumping in his hands.

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Why are you touching me? He's cheering with a shake weight. And what did you

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grab it at when you first found me? I know, did you start on the end or did you start on the middle?

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What did you start on the middle? And where was the tape stopped at? Right.

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Where is the tape? Where is the tape?

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Oh, you learned way too much in that scenario. No, but I remember just looking

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at it like in slow motion.

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Like, what am I seeing right now? And why is this in your hand?

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Why didn't you just call me to look inside the drawer? Dude, look.

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Why do you need to come out here? He came out there with the damn gadget.

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Oh, yeah. He was getting ready to start, like, a Roman war with a spear.

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And he was super excited.

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You didn't find panties. No, he came out.

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You came out with the dildo and was super excited. So he's taking it with him.

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He's very excited about it. He's taking it with him.

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But, you know, when you're young. I'm going to show everybody.

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You're curious. You're curious. So you get this tape, and it's not rewound.

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But it's not your mom we figured that out thank

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god no it's not my mom and it wasn't so what

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happens you get it you throw it in what do you think about throwing it in no

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i see i i'm a daredevil okay so i was that kid i don't talk about getting in

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trouble okay right you know what i'm saying so no i popped it in and i looked

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at it and i was like wow i sat there.

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I watched it. You took like, you, I watched it.

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You actually consumed it when it was us. We would have been like.

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Yeah, I actually watched the shit.

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I did. And I thought it was interesting. That was the storyline.

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So you know back then, right, because you know back then, it was a plot fall

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type of fucking porn and shit.

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But they were about to pull. They were about to pull.

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And it was, it was actually a threesome. Oh.

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It was actually a threesome. But I remember this shit because it was like astonishing

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to me. That's hardcore for your first look. Yes, It was. It really was.

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And so, yeah, they were by the pool and there was a black girl,

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black guy, and a little Asian chick.

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And the shit was, they did they shit. And I was watching the whole thing.

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Yes. I didn't watch the whole thing, but I watched a good minute of it.

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I didn't watch the whole thing. Has anybody ever seen the credits on a porno? 15 minutes.

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You get to that and eventually you're like, the VHS tapes. That's a long time.

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15 minutes is a haul into a porn. I watched that shit.

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Because you know why my mom never talked to me about sex so that was like my

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first like understanding sex,

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and I never was talked like in detail about that stuff so porn was like my first

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vision of sex sweet Jesus man straight to the straight to the point,

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straight to the point straight to the point.

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It's over with shit's different now and the best part about it he had two girls

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so she's like okay so two girls is normal yeah I was like well drink.

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So this is normal it's normal but it wasn't normal because you know it wasn't

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people weren't coming out young people aren't capable of threesomes but it makes

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you angry that some people will have a threesome that you don't even know you don't know yeah,

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It was crazy. It was crazy. That is funny. We didn't know shit back then.

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But why were women not like, okay, I don't know. And I guess I'm for you.

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They might now, or I just come from an area where it just didn't seem like something

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that women were talking about much.

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Yeah. I never heard any girls back then like talking about that shit.

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Me neither. No. The fellas would, but no girls at school were like,

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hey, fucking watch this. Did you see that? Like, yeah.

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I mean, I wouldn't have complained if they did.

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No. No, we couldn't handle it. You can't have, two genders with the same levels

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of like fucking passion or horniness.

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Why not? No, that's too much. Oh, no. You can't have two people with...

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No, you can't. You can't. You can't.

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I feel like... It will...

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That's how you mess around and get pegged. No. No.

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Not going. Too much anger.

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And what I mean by it's great that all three of y'all have because if all y'all

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three have that attraction, the energy is diluted to two people.

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You're not really just giving it to one person.

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So you have another person when you said you had two women and they all have

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the same and you have the same.

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So y'all even it out and just doing a lot of exploring. Well,

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don't say even out, man. Did you say even out or evening out?

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Even. I thought you said evening out.

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But you always have to have someone that's a little bit scary.

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I think that makes it better. Like wearing a clown mask? No, not scary.

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I mean like on the sense of apprehensive. Like a little nervousness or whatever.

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We all got that. But I mean, the point is, somebody is teaching you something different.

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You don't know the same. Everybody has not been with the same person all the time.

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So there's nothing wrong with teaching something different so they got that energy.

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It'll never be combative. Don't always even happen. I don't care if somebody

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has a threesome or foursome or whatever.

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Look, he's a connoisseur and shit like, you know. But back to what I was trying

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to show you about the dildo thing.

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I want to show you this TikTok dude. Did you pause the video? No, no, no.

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No, no, he dropped the dildo and he thought somebody would just say something

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to him. Instead, I'm going to show you what the guy did.

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He drops it. Bam. Pfft, pfft.

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No, no, no. That's what your buddy did. No.

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You don't pick up somebody's drop dildo and put it in your pocket.

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He put this shit in the pocket, Gary.

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He picked up the drop dildo and put it in the pocket. If I could show you,

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Gary, maybe somebody could show you, but... There you go.

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Oh, he can see it. Rewind it back, man. No, it'll recycle. It's short.

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You ready, Gary? Yeah, I'm ready. I was born ready. It's the best, baby.

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Guy drive my... Drops his big rubber wanger Oh And he puts it in his fucking

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pocket Why did he pick it up?

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Why did he pick it up And then like nonchalantly Like,

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He didn't even miss a beat No That was like a 20 on the ground Intrusive thoughts

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won me that day It's like he was waiting on somebody To drop they shit Fucking

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Merry Christmas I think like I might like Reach down to grab it and then notice

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what it is and then you just gotta keep walking.

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Here's what it looked like. He looked like a guy who found a Chinese food flyer

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and was hungry at the same time.

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He was already hungry and he was like, put it in his pocket.

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He was like, in stride. It was perfect. He didn't miss a beat. I was like,

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Why would he bend? The only thing that's done is like that flip and catch it

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with the other end. Like a flashlight. It's fine.

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Just put it in his jacket pocket. He made sure he went the other direction because he was in the same band.

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Once he realized it was his, he's like, I'm going this way. It's never going to be this way.

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I need a part two. Can you imagine what the guy was like? I did not follow that

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guy. No, there's a joke he did on purpose.

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He was running the joke. I did somebody the last time. It's a laugh.

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And this fool pick it up and take it home. You nasty mother sucker.

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You fucking nasty. It was used. It wasn't wrapped.

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No, it was bounced. That shit was hit the damn ground. I don't even care if

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that's in the original packaging. You don't pick it up.

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Don't pick it up. What do you need that for? What are you doing?

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Well, we know what he needs it for, Gary. He doesn't know what he fucking needs

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it for. You don't know, maybe.

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He got the fucking tape stopped. But doesn't that Amazon?

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If he really needs one that bad, just Amazon that shit. You know what the funny

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part is? But that one was free. You doing the joke. How do you go back and get it?

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Not it? Yeah. Not weirdo. Hang on. Can I get the money extras? I think you have to.

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You've got to go up to him and be like, excuse me, sir. Like, I dropped something.

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That's when you go into documentarian mode. You back up and use a wire.

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And you watch where this dildo lands. You've got to go talk to that dude.

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And just find out why the hell he just did that.

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As soon as that thing went in his jacket pocket, I would have been fucking an

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inspector. Hide mine in a trash can with my camera.

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Following. I got to see what this dude... I got to see what the fuck he's going

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to do with this. Where is he going? Where are you going? Is he on his way to work?

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He's going home. He just wants McDonald's. I need an explanation.

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That's so like the cliffhanger, but you'll never get that.

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You can't get me that far and leave me. I need to know what...

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Did he pick it up and then realize what it was and then just tuck it away because

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he didn't want anybody to see it, but he has to put it back down.

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Yeah. You just hit the fucking jackpot. Like, I got me a free one.

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I got me a free one. Fuck.

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This one's thick.

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Oh, man. No. Put that down.

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He needs a mom. No.

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What are you doing? It don't touch your thing. You know how you would have followed

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me? You remember when a kid would hold on to it even though you were shaking

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their hand to drop it? You don't know where that's been.

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He got a death grip on that damn thing. So wait, you're telling me y'all would follow him, right?

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I would have followed him. I would go right up to him. I would go right up to

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him and be like, excuse me, I think I dropped something.

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What if he said no? No, what if he told you? No, I know what you're talking

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about. I got you on video. That's my prosthetic penis.

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Are you getting it? No, the rest. The dildo on your right pocket. Is it your right?

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Can I get that back? Are you just happy to see me? I don't think you're just

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happy I think you got my field. It's right there. I see you.

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Was he going to wash it? You got to put it in the dishwasher.

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You got to go in the dishwasher.

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Gary's frozen? Gary is frozen. That's all right, though. Now we're going to

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talk about Gary over and over again. He's going to turn and look at us.

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He got Down syndrome sitting there. He's okay. When did you find that video?

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I don't know, but that is funny. I sent you that video. That dude looked mildly creepy.

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Oh, no. I got that from Carnita. She sent me... You know she sent me...

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Oh, Carnita sends all types of Carnita shit. She sent all of it.

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When she sent that one, I was done. Who picks up a rando dildo? That is weird.

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That's somebody's drop. You know, you get a... That's some shit you see after like a tornado.

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Like, you know what I mean? Like, you're driving through the city.

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Like, all these houses are torn apart and then there's a random dildo from somebody's

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nightstand. Right. It flew through.

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You hear that mostly in hotel jokes. You know, they left it in the hotel. Cool.

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But I've never seen it just drop. See, I have a problem with the hotel dildo. Who finna pick it up?

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Like Gary said, in the midst of my hand going down, I noticed it. Wait a minute.

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Yo. I have a problem. You dropped some. Hey, you may want to come back and get

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this. My man, come get this.

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So, who takes...

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A dildo to a hotel. You got to have a road dildo if you're going to use those.

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A road dildo? Yeah, I mean, okay.

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If you're into dildos, you probably got the road one. If you travel with it, you've gone too far.

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Well, some people may be. There's a lot of people traveling with a whole kit.

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Come on now, whole kits. Why do you need a dildo if you're already in a hotel room? It makes sense.

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Yeah, maybe shoot content. That's sad. Yeah, the content. Yeah, this is 24.

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Only fans and shit. Hold up. It's a lot of things out there. Only fans is weird, man.

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It's very weird. No. I know. He doesn't. He wants to see me.

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I guess that's why. Somebody wants to see somebody.

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Hayjix is his name. Hayjix. Hayjix. Backwards, Jay Hicks. Yes. Did you say Hayjix?

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Hayjix. Hayjix. That's his name on the phone. I'm going to put out some content. Hayjix.

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As I stroke my beard. Somebody will pay you to stroke your damn beard.

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Oh, I could do beard porn. Dead bods are one of the fastest growing demographics.

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Only fans is for any and everything now. It's not just about sex.

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I told Taranosa to put her feet on there. That's what I was about to say.

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People have feet fetishes.

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There's girls I know that make like 30 grand a month just with their feet.

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30 grand? Can I put my feet on OnlyFans? For 30 grand a month?

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I think we can do that, huh?

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Why not? I mean, unless your name is tattooed on them. Yeah,

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yeah, yeah. Push my fucking feet up there.

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I wouldn't give a fad for an album. I make it so much a month,

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someone can make fun of me. I'll give it to you. They have feet on there.

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Somebody wants it, though. Yeah, they do. You never know. I'm sure.

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Like, oh, wow. There's a bunch of strange people. Looking at the crack in my heel.

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Look at the callus on my feet. Look at the crack in my right heel. Ooh.

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Describe me so nice, though. Thank you. Oh, my OnlyFans would be the fucking

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stupidest thing you'd ever seen.

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No, Gary, what's your OnlyFans look like? What's your specialty? Shit.

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I'm an observer, not a performer. That's a creepy category too.

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Do you like do the chair in the corner of the room? Hey.

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Is it your girlfriend that's in this situation? Negative.

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I do the, you're going to pay me some money and I will shoot net of this for

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you and then I will return it.

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It's not illegal if you're behind the camera. No. Isn't that the thing?

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Which is so... That is weird.

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If there's a camera there, then it's not...

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Being behind the camera is a weird thing in general. Like, you forget everything

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else around you. I've walked on the highways.

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I've seen people walk onto a runway before. I've seen people walk right into pools.

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I've walked into walls. Like, people have been shooting at each other and you're

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in the camera and you don't even care.

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Like, you're just trying to get the shot and like, tunnel vision. It's like...

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It's a weird thing. Like... Gen Z is a bunch of combat correspondents with their phones.

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Love it and they're like they don't do shit

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they'll watch like an old lady getting her ass kicked and it'll be like nine

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people fucking videotaping yeah like that shit does not fly it was great yeah

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like so many tapes you see of shit you're like whoever did this is the biggest

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pussy on earth like you gotta go that happened to me once I was on a train on a CTA,

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too much info but uh.

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I was you know just hanging out I took the train to my car because I went to

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parking in a certain neighborhood. You know, you got to play it off, jump on the train.

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And this guy and this girl was on the train fighting. Like he was on top of

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her and she kept saying, stop, stop, stop.

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He kept, I looked up like, man, he like, this is my girl, this is my girl.

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She won't let me go through her phone. She been cheating. I'm like,

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oh, okay. So I turned to walk away. She like, I don't know him.

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He don't even know my name. Oh no.

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He's trying to steal my phone.

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So I stopped, turned and looked at him. He's looking at me. I said, what's her name? Wow.

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Did he run? He got up. He got up.

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He was like, uh, and walked away.

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She was like, thank you. The crazy part is, it was a whole bunch of people sitting

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there watching. Yeah, that's what they do. I can't watch.

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That's exactly what they do. I'm not capable of being the watcher. Yeah, it's a big much.

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I can't mind my own business. Right. I can, but it just threw me off.

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I don't like to see domestic violence but let alone that if I can stop it to

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prevent it like hey y'all need to stop let it go but when he said you know she

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was cheating I'm gonna mind my business until she said he don't even know my

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name thank God she had to wear it with all I was like wow but it's just the

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people that record it's the recording,

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it's the recording that is to me is disgusting and say oh my and then they do

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a bad job of it too and you're like what the fuck you're jumping around

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you're gonna be you gotta record hold the camera still yeah we fucking Fucking

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keep it wide and fucking hold it still.

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So we can see every goddamn thing. Yeah, stop filming shit vertical.

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You just see the rest of the fucking screen. No, what's happening? Not portrait.

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Yeah, everything is portrait. I know that we sound like we're old people now,

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but fuck, I can't stand it. I can't stand it.

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Some asshole way back, like 10 years ago, just didn't turn his fucking phone sideways.

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And then forever, TikTok now finally has it.

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It goes full screen sideways. Thank God. Yeah, they just started implementing

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that full screen sideways on TikTok, which is great for our show.

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Oh, they did it on TikTok. Yeah,

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so it's good for our show because of the stuff that we film with. Yeah.

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Crappy ass phone. I mean, that's actually good.

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That's actually good. It's way bigger. It makes no sense to have it this way. Uh-oh. Like, at all.

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Like, this way, it's the same aspect ratio as fucking TV, movie screen.

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You can't fit anything in it.

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No, like it's just, it's been pissing me off for 15 years.

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In so many ways, when you're trying to make content and you're trying to maximize

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the, you know, the capabilities of the cameras and stuff that you know,

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and you're doing the editing, you don't want to give up, you know, frame.

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Right. You like the way something looks, but you end up compromising because

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everybody wants it, you know, in that 916 where you get like just this.

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Yeah. So you lose, you know, two thirds of the fucking shot that has so much

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more context in it or shows like a better environment or gives you some kind of context. That part.

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Like people will hire us. We'll bring $150,000 camera rig out there and they'll

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be like, shoot it vertical.

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I'm like, fuck off. Like, why are we here? That was a thing.

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Wow. Use your own iPhone, dick I'm gonna turn my fucking You know,

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Arri Alexa That fucking They shoot the best movies And we're Somehow turn it

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sideways Like Fucking we'll keep it wide And you can chop it down Like Yeah,

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exactly How about you pull your phone out And you do it,

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It's better with the phone If you want it vertical It's better with the phone

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Like 90% It's designed for that Yeah But you want me to bring out This expensive

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camera And all of these And you want me to shoot it a crappy vertical video. Why would you? Pay me.

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Because they want to tell people that it was shot on, you know.

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Yes, they will pay you and blame you.

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Yeah, they want to brag, you know, and say, oh, you know, there's a shot on

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this camera or whatever, but like, okay, you pay extra to make it look worse

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at the end of the day if you want it vertical.

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Like, and it'll put you in like an environment that's... Like a bad haircut.

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Yeah, it's like, I want you to shoot something that makes no sense vertical.

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Then you bring all this gear Film this semi from the side. Yeah.

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And they always want to show you something like, hey, kind of make it look like

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this. I'm like, I could have 20 years ago before I ever picked up a camera before.

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But now I'm actually incapable of shooting something that looks that shitty. I'm sorry. Yeah.

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I'm learning a lot about behind the scenes talking to Gary. He's definitely

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given a lot of points behind the scenes.

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I've learned a lot from Gary. Gary, you're very informative.

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You're a wealth of knowledge over there, sir.

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Yeah. Things are changing so quickly.

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Simply fast. I mean, it's...

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The lines are blurred of what's good and what's not good anymore.

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You know when something's good like you know consciously or subconsciously you

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could tell but now it's like people always like do you make content I'm like

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no I don't do that like I make my own shit,

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yeah it's like you know and people like you know

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any good videographers I'm like no videographers shoot weddings like that's

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not what I do like if they ask for that then you know like they're asking for

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something different but now people that just shoot with their phones or wedding

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like whatever they've gotten like really good But the gear's gotten so much better.

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Like people are like actively trying to learn how to edit and frame shots correctly.

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And everybody has lights now and shit.

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Like all of these gone like up a lot, you know. Remember waiting to get your

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pictures out of a fucking little envelope from fucking like the drugstore?

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Oh, yeah. Like the mystery package. You never knew what was going to be in there.

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I was praying that the pictures that you took were all taken correctly because

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you got the camera that faulted some of the damn pictures.

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Your buddy didn't take a picture of his butthole and sneak it in there.

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And praying that it's nothing on there that's not supposed to be on that roll of film, okay?

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Because I got shitty friends that'll do stupid things with your disposable camera.

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Oh, yeah, we did that. There's one shot of the nuts every time. That's what I like.

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I am in the room. Hey, do they still sell disposable cameras?

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I don't know. They probably do.

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They probably do, and they're probably like $50. I don't think they're film.

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They're just like nostalgia. Like people use Polaroids. There's Polaroids now

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that you can carry around. The instant.

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I still love Polaroids. I do. I think they're the coolest thing.

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I got to shake it like a Polaroid picture. I hate Polaroids. Polaroid picture.

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When I first started in television, when we had to like go to nightclubs or

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whatever, you have to get a release from everybody on camera.

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So now you take a picture with a digital camera. Back then, I had to have a Polaroid.

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So in my backpack, I'd have like 500 fucking, you know,

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know things of film in there so you you know film

378
00:26:09,437 --> 00:26:12,697
a whole nightclub and there'd be a table of 10 people then someone

379
00:26:12,697 --> 00:26:15,397
would have to go in right after the camera moves have a fill

380
00:26:15,397 --> 00:26:19,617
out a release take their fucking picture staple it to the fucking thing like

381
00:26:19,617 --> 00:26:23,037
and that shit was heavy as shit and like you're waiting for the thing to like

382
00:26:23,037 --> 00:26:28,377
fuck develop like it was a motherfucker and like that is that is evolve man

383
00:26:28,377 --> 00:26:33,217
like yeah you've evolved a lot a lot when you really think about.

384
00:26:33,317 --> 00:26:37,317
Cameras get smaller every other day. I get mad at technology because I spend

385
00:26:37,317 --> 00:26:41,737
money on something, get it, and then the next day, something like crazy better

386
00:26:41,737 --> 00:26:45,037
that solves all the problems that I have with the one I'm looking at.

387
00:26:45,957 --> 00:26:49,497
It's like that. As soon as you learn how to do something, you don't need to

388
00:26:49,497 --> 00:26:52,077
know how to do that shit anymore because the next one does it for you. Oh, man.

389
00:26:52,157 --> 00:26:56,857
You know how much editing and audio that I learned over the years that is now

390
00:26:56,857 --> 00:27:00,137
not necessary because of technology?

391
00:27:01,577 --> 00:27:04,217
I'm so pissed. I'm like, it's good to know the fundamentals,

392
00:27:04,357 --> 00:27:08,217
but like, man, like the shit's getting crazy.

393
00:27:08,357 --> 00:27:11,597
It took somebody that had the knowledge like you did to build something better.

394
00:27:12,017 --> 00:27:16,117
Yeah, you're not wrong. Like it has to be a pioneer.

395
00:27:16,577 --> 00:27:20,497
Like I'm not a podcast pioneer by no stretch. Way late to the game.

396
00:27:20,537 --> 00:27:23,957
But you're right. You have to have a certain amount of knowledge.

397
00:27:24,951 --> 00:27:27,771
Stake in the game to be able to

398
00:27:27,771 --> 00:27:30,811
run an operation if you don't know how it works internally or

399
00:27:30,811 --> 00:27:33,891
you haven't done it yourself then you're just a figurehead amen and nobody

400
00:27:33,891 --> 00:27:36,771
that works with you for you or consumes your product will trust you

401
00:27:36,771 --> 00:27:39,771
because it's not authentic and when shit stops

402
00:27:39,771 --> 00:27:45,271
working like and you if you don't know like what the fundamentals and you're

403
00:27:45,271 --> 00:27:49,931
fucked so just whatever gadget you have like that uh grimes or whatever the

404
00:27:49,931 --> 00:27:54,971
dj at coachella like she's not a real DJ she has no idea what she's doing and

405
00:27:54,971 --> 00:27:57,811
like they set up her shit wrong so like the,

406
00:27:58,691 --> 00:28:01,571
BPMs were off so like her set was a disaster.

407
00:28:02,991 --> 00:28:07,631
Like she didn't know how to DJ actually so like whoever was on the decks before

408
00:28:07,631 --> 00:28:10,151
left the sync button on so,

409
00:28:10,691 --> 00:28:14,471
like it was syncing things together that were like not supposed to sync together

410
00:28:14,471 --> 00:28:17,751
so she's just bombing up there and she's one of the biggest DJs in the world

411
00:28:17,751 --> 00:28:22,031
and has no idea what the very first thing you learn is how to beat match Just

412
00:28:22,031 --> 00:28:27,551
throw her some vinyl and get to work if you're actually a DJ.

413
00:28:27,991 --> 00:28:33,351
Yeah, like vinyl, no clue. But like, literally, she's up there blaming everybody and everything.

414
00:28:33,451 --> 00:28:36,971
I saw the video. It was kind of sad. I felt bad for her, honestly.

415
00:28:37,611 --> 00:28:41,751
Well, you feel bad for her? She made $30 million last year pretending to be

416
00:28:41,751 --> 00:28:44,151
a DJ. Like, I don't know. Man, that's crazy.

417
00:28:44,511 --> 00:28:46,751
$30 million? I feel like everybody's pretending to be something.

418
00:28:46,871 --> 00:28:48,371
Everybody, there it is. Yes.

419
00:28:49,571 --> 00:28:52,891
Social media is one of those things. I'm a DJ. I pretend to be a DJ myself.

420
00:28:53,231 --> 00:28:58,031
You pretend to be a DJ? I would never step up next to a DJ for anything.

421
00:28:58,111 --> 00:29:00,371
And I love making music all day long.

422
00:29:00,611 --> 00:29:03,351
But there's no damn way I'm going to make a fool of myself like that.

423
00:29:03,891 --> 00:29:06,951
That's a skill. I at least try to learn. That is definitely a skill.

424
00:29:06,991 --> 00:29:12,051
When I wanted to start DJing, I got real vinyl and turntables and started at the beginning.

425
00:29:12,751 --> 00:29:16,611
Because I respect the art of it. I'm not just trying to make money.

426
00:29:17,051 --> 00:29:21,331
Other shit, if I just want to make money, then maybe. but that particular thing,

427
00:29:21,371 --> 00:29:25,231
anything with music, like I want to know how to do it. I want to learn.

428
00:29:25,451 --> 00:29:28,671
Like I put out my own shit. It's not the best. I could have somebody else.

429
00:29:28,691 --> 00:29:32,471
I could pay them to do it for me, but like, I want to learn how to do every

430
00:29:32,471 --> 00:29:35,311
aspect of these things. Nobody can do what I want.

431
00:29:36,971 --> 00:29:40,951
Nobody can do what I want. That's my vision.

432
00:29:41,211 --> 00:29:44,611
It's my vision. If you're expecting somebody else to paint your picture while

433
00:29:44,611 --> 00:29:48,871
you tell them the instructions over their shoulder, it's going to fucking look

434
00:29:48,871 --> 00:29:51,311
like some kind of shitty concoction.

435
00:29:51,351 --> 00:29:53,091
It's going to be distorted as hell.

436
00:29:53,311 --> 00:29:56,731
Think about that. Yes. Telling somebody how to paint your picture.

437
00:29:57,331 --> 00:30:01,531
That's just like, that's just basically saying like, you can't see the vision.

438
00:30:01,611 --> 00:30:04,951
You won't understand the vision how I see the vision.

439
00:30:05,551 --> 00:30:11,291
And I don't know what I want until I'm at a point within the process that gives

440
00:30:11,291 --> 00:30:13,051
me the idea for the next step.

441
00:30:14,176 --> 00:30:17,216
I don't know the end product when I start something. You don't.

442
00:30:17,536 --> 00:30:22,656
I never do. You never do. You just going in. Just, all right. Wherever it is.

443
00:30:23,396 --> 00:30:28,296
I'm going for it. If it's art or if it's business, that's the separation.

444
00:30:28,736 --> 00:30:33,836
Because like graphic shit that I'm going to sell to somebody else that I'm not

445
00:30:33,836 --> 00:30:37,556
that invested into, I'll pay somebody on Fiverr to do it for me if I don't have

446
00:30:37,556 --> 00:30:38,716
the time or something like that.

447
00:30:38,856 --> 00:30:41,996
Yeah. But if it's like something I'm going to present to people won't say,

448
00:30:42,076 --> 00:30:46,096
I painted this or I made this beat or this is my art.

449
00:30:46,236 --> 00:30:49,216
You gotta do it. No one else is touching that shit. Yep, that's true.

450
00:30:49,756 --> 00:30:53,456
That's true. I might have somebody mix or master my stuff for me because I'm

451
00:30:53,456 --> 00:30:58,876
not good at that or edit something for me that's a much better editor when I

452
00:30:58,876 --> 00:31:01,456
get it to a certain point and then they could polish it up.

453
00:31:02,316 --> 00:31:07,356
That kind of stuff. And then still, you're only doing it with people that you trust and know.

454
00:31:07,836 --> 00:31:10,736
Yeah, they will work through it and they'll

455
00:31:10,736 --> 00:31:13,936
like normally they know what I want because they worked with me enough you know

456
00:31:13,936 --> 00:31:19,136
they're like and if I if they do something I don't want then they're also like

457
00:31:19,136 --> 00:31:22,736
cool enough to like not get buttered about it it's like hey man like that's

458
00:31:22,736 --> 00:31:26,676
cool but like I was thinking more like this and like nine out of ten times like

459
00:31:26,676 --> 00:31:32,716
they get it if they're an artist as well because you know like hey it's your shit you know it's like.

460
00:31:34,530 --> 00:31:40,070
The AI stuff, every day, it gets crazier and crazier. So I have no idea how

461
00:31:40,070 --> 00:31:42,030
I feel about it day to day. I firmly believe that that's the widget.

462
00:31:42,670 --> 00:31:47,270
I think it replaces the crap that we mass produce.

463
00:31:47,530 --> 00:31:53,090
And it makes art in all its forms that much more valuable when it's made by a person.

464
00:31:53,230 --> 00:31:59,630
It actually gets the respect now. You don't have to make a fucking ashtray 150 times to sell on Etsy.

465
00:31:59,710 --> 00:32:03,890
You can make what you really wanted to make over one time.

466
00:32:04,530 --> 00:32:06,970
And he gets the respect because it's not an artificially intelligent,

467
00:32:07,310 --> 00:32:09,190
widgeted item made by a machine.

468
00:32:11,290 --> 00:32:14,970
I think that we see art's value go up when it's made by man.

469
00:32:15,930 --> 00:32:19,650
Music, same thing. Same thing. Everybody's saying AI is going to take over music.

470
00:32:19,730 --> 00:32:21,950
You know, it can do all these voices, all that kind of stuff.

471
00:32:22,030 --> 00:32:23,950
But it doesn't feel the same. It doesn't.

472
00:32:24,510 --> 00:32:31,470
You can tell the difference of someone who sings from a pain perspective.

473
00:32:32,050 --> 00:32:37,170
Or, yes, like. AI can make something that sounds like Lauryn Hill.

474
00:32:37,290 --> 00:32:39,550
And if you didn't know, you wouldn't know, I don't think. Wait, say it again.

475
00:32:40,310 --> 00:32:43,350
AI's going to make some stuff that sounds exactly like Lauryn Hill.

476
00:32:43,490 --> 00:32:45,630
I don't think you'd be able to tell the difference if you didn't know.

477
00:32:45,710 --> 00:32:49,990
It can make something after the fact, but it cannot create it up front.

478
00:32:50,110 --> 00:32:52,050
That's the problem. Yeah. I don't know.

479
00:32:52,390 --> 00:32:54,570
I've heard some AI stuff that just sounds like... Do you think it's going to feel soul?

480
00:32:55,610 --> 00:33:01,050
I think so. You think so? I could send you stuff right now. Is it capable of feeling it itself then?

481
00:33:02,070 --> 00:33:07,550
To reproduce it? No, but if it could take all the information from every soul

482
00:33:07,550 --> 00:33:12,350
artist that's been successful throughout history and take all that data and

483
00:33:12,350 --> 00:33:15,950
create something out of every six years. Think it could move you to tears?

484
00:33:17,470 --> 00:33:18,290
Yeah, it could.

485
00:33:19,890 --> 00:33:22,550
You have a different belief in this shit. I do.

486
00:33:23,870 --> 00:33:28,110
I could play you five songs right now, and I bet you couldn't tell which one's

487
00:33:28,110 --> 00:33:29,850
AI if I put one of them once. Really?

488
00:33:30,390 --> 00:33:35,330
Yeah, for sure. they become soulless remember we did this once yeah but it's

489
00:33:35,330 --> 00:33:39,850
getting it's getting way different I know I don't know what I feel about that

490
00:33:39,850 --> 00:33:47,730
but that just becomes a new paintbrush that's crazy again it's just taking away all the feels of,

491
00:33:48,510 --> 00:33:53,510
mankind of just that that touch that's why performing and like being live is

492
00:33:53,510 --> 00:33:58,290
like that's where that's what I mean can I ask you a question yeah if we made

493
00:33:58,290 --> 00:34:00,730
AI how do we ever lose the feeling of touch,

494
00:34:01,610 --> 00:34:04,270
we just create something that he continually creates, okay?

495
00:34:05,530 --> 00:34:09,110
So what do Touch have to really deal with physically when we already physically

496
00:34:09,110 --> 00:34:10,690
touched the beginning? We are the creator.

497
00:34:11,130 --> 00:34:14,570
Yeah, I agree with that to some extent because I could tell us to make a song

498
00:34:14,570 --> 00:34:20,870
about my childhood or losing a loved one, like whatever, I can have that make

499
00:34:20,870 --> 00:34:24,890
the song with my feelings like that I wanted to, I can't sing.

500
00:34:26,150 --> 00:34:30,350
I feel it. I definitely understand it, but we make choices in life.

501
00:34:30,350 --> 00:34:32,530
But that's the human input into the cycle.

502
00:34:33,243 --> 00:34:36,123
Right. But it's still a human input in the cycle the whole time. Still.

503
00:34:38,143 --> 00:34:41,623
Think about it. When you make a choice, right, you got choices you're going to make.

504
00:34:42,063 --> 00:34:44,523
After you make that one choice, whether you choose to do good,

505
00:34:44,563 --> 00:34:48,543
evil, whatever you choose to do, every choice behind it has already been made

506
00:34:48,543 --> 00:34:50,243
because it's still the same choice.

507
00:34:50,863 --> 00:34:56,523
So we decided to create AI. We already touched it because we were creative. We just replicate.

508
00:34:57,063 --> 00:35:01,763
Man, this is a rabbit hole. It is a rabbit hole. I think we saved that for another

509
00:35:01,763 --> 00:35:04,603
episode. So we're pretty far into this one.

510
00:35:05,483 --> 00:35:09,663
The whole conversation is going different. It's going to be a long day.

511
00:35:10,803 --> 00:35:16,483
That's a rabbit hole. Before we wrap up, I want to thank Andre and Nikki for

512
00:35:16,483 --> 00:35:18,643
making this trip here to see us. Definitely.

513
00:35:19,163 --> 00:35:23,803
We've been friends for a lot of years. Yes. And I haven't seen you in four.

514
00:35:23,963 --> 00:35:26,103
Four. It's been driving me insane. That's crazy.

515
00:35:26,423 --> 00:35:30,223
That doesn't even seem that way. It doesn't because when we're in a room together

516
00:35:30,223 --> 00:35:33,083
again, it feels like no time has passed.

517
00:35:33,203 --> 00:35:38,083
And that's rare when you have those connections in life where they can just

518
00:35:38,083 --> 00:35:40,503
pick right back up on the spot. Yep.

519
00:35:41,043 --> 00:35:48,443
And I appreciate that. And you guys, you know your family. Definitely. Love Jay all the time.

520
00:35:49,063 --> 00:35:53,863
He uses you as an example of his Black friends constantly whenever there's something that comes up.

521
00:35:54,023 --> 00:35:56,983
And you know what's so funny? I was about to say something. I don't want to

522
00:35:56,983 --> 00:35:59,943
interrupt. where I was like, you know, he was the only white guy in our wedding. Oh, I'm...

523
00:36:00,843 --> 00:36:05,183
I only know that because he's told me one trillion times.

524
00:36:06,583 --> 00:36:09,723
Hey, but you know, we love and embrace everybody, man.

525
00:36:10,243 --> 00:36:14,283
Andre, how long did it take for me to ask you that question?

526
00:36:14,763 --> 00:36:18,123
Which one? How many years after the wedding did I finally ask you,

527
00:36:18,203 --> 00:36:20,383
hey, was that the only white dude there? Yeah.

528
00:36:20,503 --> 00:36:22,803
Oh, really? I waited like three years. What?

529
00:36:23,263 --> 00:36:26,063
Because it's an awkward question. That's not awkward. It's not awkward.

530
00:36:26,063 --> 00:36:27,703
For us, it's not awkward.

531
00:36:28,163 --> 00:36:32,783
Yeah, they were the only white guy there. They definitely knew that. No, they're not.

532
00:36:33,531 --> 00:36:36,271
So, case in point, I'm not going to say anything that happened,

533
00:36:36,331 --> 00:36:37,931
but Bachelor Party. Yes.

534
00:36:38,931 --> 00:36:43,691
That was, this is a Detention Edition episode, like secondary.

535
00:36:43,771 --> 00:36:44,971
You're good. I'm not going to say anything.

536
00:36:45,311 --> 00:36:49,071
This is suspension. We're going to Detention. Oh, okay. Okay.

537
00:36:51,151 --> 00:36:58,951
So, me, I show up there and it's somewhere in the city and a strip mall that

538
00:36:58,951 --> 00:37:03,191
used to be like, I don't know, it looked like an insurance sales place and something else.

539
00:37:03,531 --> 00:37:06,171
Something else and i remember i had to

540
00:37:06,171 --> 00:37:09,091
pull into the back of it and there were

541
00:37:09,091 --> 00:37:11,711
junk cars that's how i knew it was

542
00:37:11,711 --> 00:37:13,671
an insurance place because there were cars that have been wrecked that were

543
00:37:13,671 --> 00:37:14,471
probably being looked at

544
00:37:14,471 --> 00:37:17,391
behind there noticed and i parked my car

545
00:37:17,391 --> 00:37:22,471
beside one of them and i'm like okay like what the fuck i drove past everybody

546
00:37:22,471 --> 00:37:27,091
right everybody's standing out in this open area behind the building hanging

547
00:37:27,091 --> 00:37:33,391
out talking doing their thing right amazing but as soon as my car starts driving

548
00:37:33,391 --> 00:37:34,731
through, everybody's like,

549
00:37:35,571 --> 00:37:40,011
watching me in slow motion, like just staring at me.

550
00:37:40,051 --> 00:37:42,531
And I'm like, oh man, this is, I got this.

551
00:37:42,611 --> 00:37:45,711
I honestly don't get, I don't get worried about it. As long as you conduct yourself

552
00:37:45,711 --> 00:37:48,271
as a man, a human, people are going to treat you like. They thought you were the cops.

553
00:37:48,491 --> 00:37:51,611
They did. They probably did it first. We call them 12. But I'll tell you,

554
00:37:52,011 --> 00:37:54,271
I got out of the car, walked up, Andre was standing there, you know,

555
00:37:54,291 --> 00:37:55,711
we were like, hey, what's up, you know, all that stuff.

556
00:37:56,411 --> 00:38:02,511
And we started to head in and Andre was standing on the back of his truck and

557
00:38:02,511 --> 00:38:06,051
he goes, I just want everybody to know nobody fucks with Jake.

558
00:38:07,151 --> 00:38:10,771
That's right. And he told the guy at the door when we walked in because they

559
00:38:10,771 --> 00:38:12,911
were checking for weapons and he's like, you don't check him.

560
00:38:13,811 --> 00:38:15,131
I couldn't have felt any cooler.

561
00:38:16,651 --> 00:38:19,911
You're probably mad you didn't bring your phone. You probably were mad you didn't

562
00:38:19,911 --> 00:38:22,951
bring something with you. What the fuck is this? Hey, the funny part is when

563
00:38:22,951 --> 00:38:24,011
I announced everybody, they was like,

564
00:38:24,952 --> 00:38:27,952
Okay. And everybody started talking to him. Hey, what's up?

565
00:38:28,432 --> 00:38:31,872
I had so much fun. Yeah. So much fun.

566
00:38:31,952 --> 00:38:41,072
But also, I did discover the classic suburb bachelor party versus... Oh, it goes...

567
00:38:43,972 --> 00:38:46,712
I saw some crazy... It goes down.

568
00:38:47,812 --> 00:38:53,032
Holy shit, dude. Like, I remember... First of all, I got to mind my P's and Q's.

569
00:38:53,232 --> 00:38:58,152
Leave it there. Right? Because I'm invited to this. I am an ambassador for my

570
00:38:58,152 --> 00:39:00,272
race. I'm in a situation.

571
00:39:01,032 --> 00:39:05,612
I cannot be acting like a fool. Fall out of my mouth. So you got to rent.

572
00:39:05,792 --> 00:39:07,152
You got to rent for your beef.

573
00:39:07,712 --> 00:39:10,852
Hands on my lap. Watching forward. Eyes forward.

574
00:39:11,332 --> 00:39:14,612
Like I'm in class. Don't know why. Right? Don't know why. One guy's like,

575
00:39:14,692 --> 00:39:17,332
you could slap her on the ass. I'm like, no, I can't. Yes, you can.

576
00:39:17,632 --> 00:39:20,672
No, I can't. That's what I was about to say. A-Bay, how many strippers did y'all

577
00:39:20,672 --> 00:39:23,412
put around him? Oh, it's bad, dude. 25.

578
00:39:25,272 --> 00:39:28,132
Would have loved to have been a fly on the wall seeing that shit

579
00:39:28,132 --> 00:39:30,892
best part about it still makes me laugh six pole

580
00:39:30,892 --> 00:39:33,912
there was this woman that she was well

581
00:39:33,912 --> 00:39:37,292
endowed in the posterior yes and she I

582
00:39:37,292 --> 00:39:42,572
don't know I think she was fucking targeting me for whatever reason I in retrospect

583
00:39:42,572 --> 00:39:46,852
I think that she had you know she wanted to see me squirm just because she thought

584
00:39:46,852 --> 00:39:50,172
it was funny but she came up there and I remember I was sitting in a folding

585
00:39:50,172 --> 00:39:54,072
chair you know like the ones that when there's too many people in church and

586
00:39:54,072 --> 00:39:56,312
they have to pull out the ones that are Madeline Arat.

587
00:39:56,812 --> 00:40:01,772
Ain't nothing sound about this fucking thing. And I'm sitting on it against

588
00:40:01,772 --> 00:40:04,652
the wall and she comes up, turns around,

589
00:40:05,552 --> 00:40:10,532
And I swear to God, she must have jumped three feet in the air and came down

590
00:40:10,532 --> 00:40:13,312
fucking tan first, right onto my lap.

591
00:40:13,392 --> 00:40:17,652
And I felt the chair go down a solid 12 inches.

592
00:40:17,992 --> 00:40:20,912
I was like, oh shit.

593
00:40:22,252 --> 00:40:26,532
And when she stood back up, I guess, I think she was coming in for round two.

594
00:40:26,552 --> 00:40:29,832
She was going to like do a drop. And I fucking bolted.

595
00:40:30,172 --> 00:40:37,512
I got out of the way. because I was like, I can't be the guy underneath the

596
00:40:37,512 --> 00:40:42,992
woman in front of all of you because Audrey would never let me live that down.

597
00:40:43,412 --> 00:40:45,332
That would be amazing.

598
00:40:47,352 --> 00:40:53,432
And the best part, catch a picture of me. No. I look like a goddamn documentarian.

599
00:40:55,192 --> 00:40:59,492
You're like Michael Moore in Flint. See, I got something to tell about this.

600
00:40:59,632 --> 00:41:04,572
This is the problem. as I'm moving through the party everybody's talking I see

601
00:41:04,572 --> 00:41:06,512
Jay in the corner so I tell the stripper.

602
00:41:07,872 --> 00:41:11,452
Take care of him take care of him he should not be sitting in the corner by

603
00:41:11,452 --> 00:41:15,132
himself he is all with us because the first time I caught Jay in the corner

604
00:41:15,132 --> 00:41:17,852
we was all outside talking I turn he's in the corner I'm like what are you doing,

605
00:41:18,372 --> 00:41:21,432
he's like no no no okay don't worry come on over here hey,

606
00:41:22,052 --> 00:41:25,612
Jay over here talking to us let's go and we all having a conversation so we

607
00:41:25,612 --> 00:41:30,452
got in this area we all going in don't touch him we good he good to go So let's get in.

608
00:41:30,972 --> 00:41:33,792
I'm like, all right. When Jay come in, he's like, what the fuck? I'm like, yep.

609
00:41:34,666 --> 00:41:37,946
We had six poles, strippers, 20 strippers. Poles everywhere.

610
00:41:38,166 --> 00:41:41,286
There was poles everywhere. I love it. I saw. I love it. He was like,

611
00:41:41,286 --> 00:41:42,326
where do you want to sit? I was like.

612
00:41:43,026 --> 00:41:46,306
Not on that couch. I can tell you that. I saw some couch. You should have sat

613
00:41:46,306 --> 00:41:49,506
on the couch. No, that couch looked like it had been sat on by a wolf.

614
00:41:50,066 --> 00:41:52,186
You're a poor man. So it definitely didn't. No.

615
00:41:52,766 --> 00:41:55,666
There were book lights. Everybody that sat on that couch.

616
00:41:56,146 --> 00:41:58,286
Definitely. We thought it was a lot of shit. The couch was out.

617
00:41:58,386 --> 00:42:00,986
I told you. I already went to the folding chair. I was that desperate.

618
00:42:01,086 --> 00:42:02,466
Everybody that sat on that couch.

619
00:42:03,226 --> 00:42:05,786
Multiple strippers would come and dance. and you just sit there and just drive.

620
00:42:06,566 --> 00:42:09,326
But Jay was sitting by himself. I'm glad you didn't sit on the couch.

621
00:42:09,526 --> 00:42:12,906
I would've been stuck. And the crazy part is, he literally went up.

622
00:42:12,906 --> 00:42:15,066
He literally stuck. So why is he by himself?

623
00:42:15,386 --> 00:42:18,226
I'm okay. Because I'm trying not to do something stupid.

624
00:42:18,566 --> 00:42:21,266
Why are you by yourself? No, go get him. So when I said to get over and get

625
00:42:21,266 --> 00:42:24,946
him and I seen him run, but I never knew because the chair was moving. That chair?

626
00:42:25,906 --> 00:42:29,946
I swear to God, you know, like when you sit on something and it gives a certain

627
00:42:29,946 --> 00:42:35,386
amount and you're like, if I let my knees not take over right now,

628
00:42:35,426 --> 00:42:38,846
100% going to bust my ass right in front of everybody.

629
00:42:39,046 --> 00:42:45,266
The other thing I saw that night was I saw two rival stripper groups get into

630
00:42:45,266 --> 00:42:46,446
a fight in the parking lot.

631
00:42:46,566 --> 00:42:49,666
And I think that was more slutty. Yeah.

632
00:42:51,146 --> 00:42:55,206
When he called me, I was like, what? Hey, the crazy part is everybody was inside.

633
00:42:55,346 --> 00:42:57,386
They were outside fighting, so everybody come out. We watched because we took

634
00:42:57,386 --> 00:42:59,346
a small chronic break, you know, enjoying.

635
00:43:00,026 --> 00:43:03,946
Taking a small chronic break. We just didn't get it all in. And I tell the DJ,

636
00:43:04,026 --> 00:43:07,006
you know, relax, get you some water. We can all go outside and hang out for a minute.

637
00:43:07,086 --> 00:43:12,726
And we go outside, these 16 females out of the two. Earrings coming off.

638
00:43:15,326 --> 00:43:18,966
That's ridiculous. And they're mad because I called two different groups of

639
00:43:18,966 --> 00:43:23,146
strippers to get 20. They was like, you shouldn't call one. Who are you talking to? That's my money.

640
00:43:24,126 --> 00:43:28,546
Man, I do what I want. When the one group leveled up on him and started doing

641
00:43:28,546 --> 00:43:32,506
a little bit dirtier stuff, the other group got mad. And they leveled up.

642
00:43:32,546 --> 00:43:36,126
And started telling them that it was competition. It was competition.

643
00:43:36,726 --> 00:43:39,526
Well, that was a good show. That was a good night. What a great show.

644
00:43:39,886 --> 00:43:42,566
That was a good night. There was fire. Yes.

645
00:43:43,366 --> 00:43:46,266
I think it was good for competition. It was everything but fighting.

646
00:43:46,366 --> 00:43:47,606
It was good for competition. It was everything but fighting.

647
00:43:47,706 --> 00:43:49,226
They were leveling up. We wouldn't let them fight.

648
00:43:49,366 --> 00:43:52,626
So they go in there and do some even worse. That girl shot that fire.

649
00:43:52,786 --> 00:43:55,246
I was like, oh, her body went on fire.

650
00:43:55,426 --> 00:43:57,626
I was like, oh, that scared me. And then other girls said, oh,

651
00:43:57,666 --> 00:44:01,046
we going to do this and do that. I was like this. They were like hanging upside down.

652
00:44:01,906 --> 00:44:07,446
Shooting Ronan candles but the dumbest this was the dumbest thing and I love

653
00:44:07,446 --> 00:44:12,246
I like strippers don't get me wrong but some of them don't think correctly most,

654
00:44:13,206 --> 00:44:18,386
what happened when I say don't think correctly so they some of them started

655
00:44:18,386 --> 00:44:21,146
heading to the car and I said y'all still got like two hours why y'all leaving

656
00:44:21,146 --> 00:44:23,786
they ain't got no more money I said who ain't got no money.

657
00:44:25,304 --> 00:44:27,884
Well, they told me they got the most singles. Y'all got all the singles.

658
00:44:28,044 --> 00:44:28,964
Why don't you offer them change?

659
00:44:30,144 --> 00:44:35,264
Yeah. Why don't you give us back the goddamn singles and take the big bills?

660
00:44:35,844 --> 00:44:39,344
Yeah. Go on. That makes you, yeah. Exchange and exchange. And they was like,

661
00:44:39,404 --> 00:44:42,144
all of them had the mouth flying. Oh, I said, I'm done.

662
00:44:42,804 --> 00:44:46,224
Yeah. You should walk around and say, who needs singles? And all of a sudden,

663
00:44:46,244 --> 00:44:48,724
the girls come back to us and say, hey, who needs singles? Everybody.

664
00:44:49,484 --> 00:44:54,944
The Wolf Club. Everybody. Nobody. You sure? Come on. You got all the singles.

665
00:44:55,304 --> 00:44:57,564
Can we have them back? We can buy them from you.

666
00:44:58,344 --> 00:45:01,464
Yeah, I'm not buying a lap dance for $20. I just told you, it's 20 strippers.

667
00:45:01,524 --> 00:45:05,744
Y'all got all, you at least, if you got $100 in there, that's $2,000 worth of singles.

668
00:45:06,264 --> 00:45:09,264
That was pretty good. If that, it's way more than that.

669
00:45:10,924 --> 00:45:13,344
It's like a light bulb went ahead. They all got in the car and said,

670
00:45:13,444 --> 00:45:15,184
oh yeah, let's go get some fun. I was like, yo.

671
00:45:15,744 --> 00:45:19,584
Yeah, I bet they knew that for the rest of their career. I couldn't believe

672
00:45:19,584 --> 00:45:21,164
it. And the grocery store is starving.

673
00:45:21,324 --> 00:45:25,464
Yeah, locked in the grocery store is starving. well there you have it that's

674
00:45:25,464 --> 00:45:31,924
why they're shippers you know what usually they're smart with shit like that was,

675
00:45:32,804 --> 00:45:37,484
usually that's the shit they're good at exactly be good at your business I mean

676
00:45:37,484 --> 00:45:43,344
if it's dollar bills you should have the economic understandings to be able to change,

677
00:45:43,904 --> 00:45:48,344
I mean if I'm going to have to get naked and do some shit I'm at least going to get paid,

678
00:45:49,064 --> 00:45:52,564
I'm going to know how something gets to me and I can increase the amount And

679
00:45:52,564 --> 00:45:54,844
even if you tell us, I'm going to walk out with a garbage bag full of wands.

680
00:45:54,924 --> 00:45:57,104
Wow, you can walk out with half a garbage bag full of hundreds.

681
00:45:58,164 --> 00:46:02,624
Yeah. That sounds like one of those riddles that my uncle told me when I was a kid.

682
00:46:03,524 --> 00:46:06,664
Keep dancing. We'll get the 10. Turn these up. Take these wands.

683
00:46:06,884 --> 00:46:09,984
They're going to keep throwing the wands. As long as they keep getting change.

684
00:46:11,332 --> 00:46:16,212
But not real change, Gary. You cannot throw change. Don't throw no coins at him. Gary throws coins.

685
00:46:16,652 --> 00:46:20,972
I did it one time. He makes it rain. I made it hail. Yes.

686
00:46:21,432 --> 00:46:27,252
Wait, what? He threw coins at a stripper. I was in Canada and I was real drunk.

687
00:46:28,592 --> 00:46:31,492
And I'm not allowed in Canada anymore. But for different reasons.

688
00:46:32,132 --> 00:46:36,632
And I went and gave him $50 for singles. And they gave me all these coins.

689
00:46:36,792 --> 00:46:39,792
I'm like, what the fuck? I don't want coins. coins and they're like in canada

690
00:46:39,792 --> 00:46:42,712
coins are one dollars or coins i'm like

691
00:46:42,712 --> 00:46:46,072
well i don't want those i'm like give it back to me he's like we can't exchange canadian

692
00:46:46,072 --> 00:46:48,912
money for american money like you're holding my 50s still

693
00:46:48,912 --> 00:46:54,192
i'm like just hand it right back to me like we sure yeah i tried and he fucking

694
00:46:54,192 --> 00:46:56,952
like moved back he's like i don't give a fuck what you do with those but you're

695
00:46:56,952 --> 00:46:59,372
not getting this back i'm like you don't care what i do with them so i get as

696
00:46:59,372 --> 00:47:03,512
many in my hand as i could and i fucking roll back in this room at the stage

697
00:47:03,512 --> 00:47:07,392
as hard as i fucking could and uh it just passed the shit out of everybody.

698
00:47:08,812 --> 00:47:13,532
Gary, I'll tell you more. Our lady took a fucking coin right to the teeth. Right to the teeth.

699
00:47:13,992 --> 00:47:19,372
She was up and down spinning at her favorite song, came around the pole and

700
00:47:19,372 --> 00:47:20,792
took a fucking coin. Looney.

701
00:47:21,072 --> 00:47:24,192
Like one of them Canadian looney or tuning coins. And if he threw it with all

702
00:47:24,192 --> 00:47:26,192
of that force, that shit hurt. Yes, it did.

703
00:47:26,492 --> 00:47:29,992
I got fresh Prince of Bel-Air out the front door. I was like jazz going,

704
00:47:30,152 --> 00:47:31,772
fucking flying out the fucking front door.

705
00:47:32,132 --> 00:47:35,672
My friends didn't even make it in yet. they were smoking outside when I went

706
00:47:35,672 --> 00:47:38,732
in to get the change they didn't even make it in yet and I got just tossed damn

707
00:47:38,732 --> 00:47:42,072
Gary like really that quick Gary we just got here.

708
00:47:43,832 --> 00:47:48,912
They weren't surprised yeah you got the rep to go with it we're going to be

709
00:47:48,912 --> 00:47:53,792
supporting this in it too alright guys thank you so much super excited to have

710
00:47:53,792 --> 00:47:55,712
you here now we're going to have some barbecue amen,

711
00:47:56,452 --> 00:47:59,452
love it Gary always good pleasure

712
00:47:59,452 --> 00:48:02,032
meeting you pleasure meeting you Gary next time I'd like

713
00:48:02,032 --> 00:48:12,232
to meet you I told you I had black friends he got a picture of us we really

714
00:48:12,232 --> 00:48:19,872
are his friends I'm like what's your black friend's name he's like Dre that sounds real,

715
00:48:22,132 --> 00:48:25,072
he's on a chronic album yeah,

716
00:48:28,112 --> 00:48:37,872
cool NWA yeah no choice oh yeah love you guys alright man remember everybody

717
00:48:37,872 --> 00:48:39,052
be cool and keep learning.

718
00:48:39,920 --> 00:49:04,197
Music.